• Pearls Before Swine: New Years Resolutions

    From Lynn McGuire@21:1/5 to All on Sat Jan 1 22:18:57 2022
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    Pearls Before Swine: New Years Resolutions
    https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2022/01/01

    Yup, that one works for me too.

    Lynn

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  • From Dorothy J Heydt@21:1/5 to lynnmcguire5@gmail.com on Sun Jan 2 04:42:16 2022
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    In article <sqr94j$u2k$1@dont-email.me>,
    Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:
    Pearls Before Swine: New Years Resolutions
    https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2022/01/01

    Yup, that one works for me too.

    /sigh

    When I last visited my endocrinologist, I discovered that the
    facility had installed, in all the examination rooms, *chairs*
    that weighed the patient (discounting the weight of the chair
    itself). And I was delighted to be told that I'd lost ten
    pounds. Until the doctor said, "That's lost muscle mass."

    Alas; I am getting old.

    --
    Dorothy J. Heydt
    Vallejo, California
    djheydt at gmail dot com
    Www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/

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  • From Lynn McGuire@21:1/5 to Dorothy J Heydt on Sat Jan 1 23:32:17 2022
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    On 1/1/2022 10:42 PM, Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
    In article <sqr94j$u2k$1@dont-email.me>,
    Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:
    Pearls Before Swine: New Years Resolutions
    https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2022/01/01

    Yup, that one works for me too.

    /sigh

    When I last visited my endocrinologist, I discovered that the
    facility had installed, in all the examination rooms, *chairs*
    that weighed the patient (discounting the weight of the chair
    itself). And I was delighted to be told that I'd lost ten
    pounds. Until the doctor said, "That's lost muscle mass."

    Alas; I am getting old.

    That sucks. And we are all getting older also.

    My 80 year old mother is in rehab right now with her second new hip,
    trying to learn how to walk again after being in a wheelchair for three
    years. She has no muscle left in her legs and the transition is tough,
    very tough. But she is determined to walk again, it will just take a
    while, we hope. My 83 year old Dad has been picking her up, it is
    killing his back as he has lost a lot of muscle mass too.

    Lynn

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  • From Dorothy J Heydt@21:1/5 to lynnmcguire5@gmail.com on Sun Jan 2 15:21:47 2022
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    In article <sqrdd4$dff$1@dont-email.me>,
    Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 1/1/2022 10:42 PM, Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
    In article <sqr94j$u2k$1@dont-email.me>,
    Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:
    Pearls Before Swine: New Years Resolutions
    https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2022/01/01

    Yup, that one works for me too.

    /sigh

    When I last visited my endocrinologist, I discovered that the
    facility had installed, in all the examination rooms, *chairs*
    that weighed the patient (discounting the weight of the chair
    itself). And I was delighted to be told that I'd lost ten
    pounds. Until the doctor said, "That's lost muscle mass."

    Alas; I am getting old.

    That sucks. And we are all getting older also.

    My 80 year old mother is in rehab right now with her second new hip,
    trying to learn how to walk again after being in a wheelchair for three >years. She has no muscle left in her legs and the transition is tough,
    very tough. But she is determined to walk again, it will just take a
    while, we hope. My 83 year old Dad has been picking her up, it is
    killing his back as he has lost a lot of muscle mass too.

    Please tell them Hal and I sympathize. He has to pick me up and
    plop me onto a small wheeled office chair (because there's not
    enough space between the bed and the bookcase for the real
    wheelchair) and drag it into the bathroom every time I need to
    go. I'm only (!) 79 and he won't hit 73 till spring; but it's
    still an effort.

    --
    Dorothy J. Heydt
    Vallejo, California
    djheydt at gmail dot com
    Www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/

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  • From Lynn McGuire@21:1/5 to Dorothy J Heydt on Tue Jan 4 13:35:06 2022
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    On 1/2/2022 9:21 AM, Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
    In article <sqrdd4$dff$1@dont-email.me>,
    Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 1/1/2022 10:42 PM, Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
    In article <sqr94j$u2k$1@dont-email.me>,
    Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:
    Pearls Before Swine: New Years Resolutions
    https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2022/01/01

    Yup, that one works for me too.

    /sigh

    When I last visited my endocrinologist, I discovered that the
    facility had installed, in all the examination rooms, *chairs*
    that weighed the patient (discounting the weight of the chair
    itself). And I was delighted to be told that I'd lost ten
    pounds. Until the doctor said, "That's lost muscle mass."

    Alas; I am getting old.

    That sucks. And we are all getting older also.

    My 80 year old mother is in rehab right now with her second new hip,
    trying to learn how to walk again after being in a wheelchair for three
    years. She has no muscle left in her legs and the transition is tough,
    very tough. But she is determined to walk again, it will just take a
    while, we hope. My 83 year old Dad has been picking her up, it is
    killing his back as he has lost a lot of muscle mass too.

    Please tell them Hal and I sympathize. He has to pick me up and
    plop me onto a small wheeled office chair (because there's not
    enough space between the bed and the bookcase for the real
    wheelchair) and drag it into the bathroom every time I need to
    go. I'm only (!) 79 and he won't hit 73 till spring; but it's
    still an effort.

    I have noted in my family that the 80s seems to be a tough time for
    people. Three of my grandparents passed in their 80s, the one who
    passed at 64 would have disqualified me for the Howard families
    (Methuselah's Children).

    Lynn

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  • From Lynn McGuire@21:1/5 to Lynn McGuire on Tue Jan 4 13:46:09 2022
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    On 1/4/2022 1:35 PM, Lynn McGuire wrote:
    On 1/2/2022 9:21 AM, Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
    In article <sqrdd4$dff$1@dont-email.me>,
    Lynn McGuire  <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 1/1/2022 10:42 PM, Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
    In article <sqr94j$u2k$1@dont-email.me>,
    Lynn McGuire  <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> wrote:
    Pearls Before Swine: New Years Resolutions
        https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2022/01/01

    Yup, that one works for me too.

    /sigh

    When I last visited my endocrinologist, I discovered that the
    facility had installed, in all the examination rooms, *chairs*
    that weighed the patient (discounting the weight of the chair
    itself).  And I was delighted to be told that I'd lost ten
    pounds.  Until the doctor said, "That's lost muscle mass."

    Alas; I am getting old.

    That sucks.  And we are all getting older also.

    My 80 year old mother is in rehab right now with her second new hip,
    trying to learn how to walk again after being in a wheelchair for three
    years.  She has no muscle left in her legs and the transition is tough, >>> very tough.  But she is determined to walk again, it will just take a
    while, we hope.  My 83 year old Dad has been picking her up, it is
    killing his back as he has lost a lot of muscle mass too.

    Please tell them Hal and I sympathize.  He has to pick me up and
    plop me onto a small wheeled office chair (because there's not
    enough space between the bed and the bookcase for the real
    wheelchair) and drag it into the bathroom every time I need to
    go.  I'm only (!) 79 and he won't hit 73 till spring; but it's
    still an effort.

    I have noted in my family that the 80s seems to be a tough time for
    people.  Three of my grandparents passed in their 80s, the one who
    passed at 64 would have disqualified me for the Howard families
    (Methuselah's Children).

    Lynn

    One of my great aunts (she was born in Belgium in Duksmuter, died in
    Texas) lived to be 99. One of my wife's uncles lived to be 99, he
    passed last year. He was surprised to lived through WWII, having lived
    through the Battle of the Bulge and staring a Panzer tank in the face
    one really bad, bad, bad day.

    Lynn

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  • From Quinn C@21:1/5 to All on Tue Jan 4 17:46:12 2022
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    * Lynn McGuire:

    One of my great aunts (she was born in Belgium in Duksmuter, died in
    Texas) lived to be 99.

    I have a great aunt who's younger than me.

    My great-aunt, on the other hand, is not so great, if you ask me.

    --
    Trans people are scapegoated for the impossibilities of this two-box
    system, but the system harms all of us. Most people have felt ashamed
    of the ways we don't conform to whatever narrow idea of man or woman
    has been prescribed onto our bodies -- H.P.Keenan in Slate

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