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Captain Continuity's mouth. "It's divine."

"Yes, have it, Cappy. Have it all. And then afterwards," Hell Catalyst
said with a seductive smiles on her face. "You could have the two of us
for dessert."

Captain Continuity felt an overpowering hunger erupt inside him. He
wanted that cheesecake. He wanted it all. But he knew also that he was
being manipulated. That both Catalyst Lasses were overwhelming him with
their powers. He needed to resist. But the taste. He wanted that
taste in his mouth. And as Catalyst Lass's cheesecake covered finger
got closer and closer to this mouth, he just couldn't...

"Captain! No!!!!!" said Fuzzy sending a flying kick into Catalyst Lass,
which caused Catalyst Lass to knock over Hell Catalyst as the two of
them fell. "It's mind control cheesecake!!!

"Mind control?" said Captain Continuity waking up to the world around
him. "Of course. So fill me in. Who are the bad guys?"

"Anyone with a goatee or wearing leather lingerie. But keep in mind,
they are infected with a virus that's making them evil."

"Gotcha," said Captain Continuity as he began wrapping LNH'rs in
Continuity Cocoons again.

Cheesecake Eater Lad frowned. He had hoped that the Catalyst Lasses
could tame Captain Continuity, but that was a bust. He had to try
another tactic. He took a special cheesecake he had been working on and
threw down onto the floor and closed his eyes.

As the cheesecake hit the floor, a great amount of light flashed from
inside it causing everyone that looked at it to be stunned. The effect
of the cheesecake seemed to halt the fighting except for the Ultimate
Ninja and Wikiboy who were still wrestling with each other.

"Everyone stop fighting! UN, Wikiboy! Stop fighting!" shouted
Cheesecake Eater Lad. Wikiboy, who had no choice but to do every single
thing that Cheesecake Eater Lad uttered instantly stopped. The Ultimate
Ninja took the opportunity to pull Wikiboy's heart out of his chest.

"I'd like to call a temporary truce," said Cheesecake Eater Lad looking straight into the Ultimate Ninja's eyes.

The Ultimate Ninja snorted. "Because you're losing."

"Maybe. But the way I see it, neither of us can really afford this
fight. You arrived here about two hours ago, or so? That means in less
than 22 hours or so your entire team will succumb to the virus and be
just like us. Now wouldn't it make more sense for you people to be
finding a cure for the virus rather than fighting a fight that you might
not even win?"

"And why would you want us to find a cure?"

"Oh, I don't. But I'm betting you don't find it in time. And once you
all succumb -- I think you'll be much more willing to eat my cheesecake.
Here's the deal. You leave us in peace and we'll leave you in peace
to find a cure. Deal?"

"I hate to say it, but it makes sense, UN," said Captain Continuity.
"Finding a cure for this virus is our highest priority right now."

"Fine. A truce. But if you try anything -- and I mean anything..."
The Ultimate Ninja took his finger and made a slitting motion along his
neck. "Understand?"

"Of course," said Cheesecake Eater Lad with a wicked grin on his face.
"Of course."

**** <<--BM-->> ****

End of Part I


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