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Standing next to him was a very grim looking Fearless Leader (also with
a goatee) and Wikiboy with a purple mohawk haircut, a chainsaw hand, a
flame thrower, a beaver tail (courtesy Master Blaster), and also a goatee.

The Cheesecake Eater Ladish looking man took the cigar out of his mouth
and began to speak. "Hey, UN. Glad to see you made it back safe and
sound. Was it a good trip? Hope so. Get the Insanity Gauntlet and
Ring of Retconn? I think you did. That's good. As you can see there
have been some changes since you've been away. But I'll fill you in
about those a little later. First things first though -- you should
probably hand the gauntlet and ring over here. And after that --
well..." He took another puff from his cigar. "Well, then you can all
kneel down to your new head honcho. Me."

A twisted grin lit up on Cheesecake Eater Lad's face. "Then again --
why wait? How about some kneeling right now!"


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NEXT: PLANET MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!


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Credits:


Ideas for Beige Midnight by Saxon Brenton, James Enright, Lalo Martins,
Martin Phipps, Rob Rogers, and Arthur Spitzer...

Dekay and Diskolor, The Bryttle Brothers created by Todd "Scavenger"
Kogutt, used with permission...

Bart the Dark Receptionist - Ken Schmidt

Qwerty and the Dvorakians - Drizzt
Various Dvorakians with names -- Arthur Spitzer

LNH'rs

Bad Judgment Boy - Arthur Spitzer
Bad Timing Boy - Vernon H Harmon
Captain Continuity - Mystic Mongoose
Cheesecake Eater Lad - Matthew Jotham Millheiser.
Easily-Discovered Man Lite - Rob Rogers
Fearless Leader - Dave Van Domelen
Kid Recap - Josh Geurick
Multi-Tasking Man - Jeff Coleburn
Nit-Pick Lad - ???
Pulls-Paper-Out-of-Hats Lad - Arthur Spitzer
Parking Karma Kid - Steve Simmons
Sarcastic Lad - Saint
Ultimate Ninja - wReam
Wikiboy - Tom Russell

Secret Retcon Hour Team:

Contraption Man - Drizzt
Dr. Stomper - T. M. Neeck
Irony Man - Doug Moran
Occultism Kid - Josh Geurick
Ripping Dancer - Arthur Spitzer

Others:

Dev-Null - Jim "Scowling" Cowling

Kid Kampers

Captain Kid - Rob Rogers
Billy the Butterfly Magic Kid - Arthur Spitzer
Marvin the Kid Macaw - Tarq
Kid Ding - Jamas Enright
Kid E. Porn - Rob Rogers
Kid-I-Kid-You-Not - Arthur Spitzer
Nay Kid - Lalo Martins

Writer's Notes:

For those who are confused by this...

http://www.lnhq.info/wiki/Infinite_Leadership_Crisis http://www.lnhq.info/wiki/List_of_Infinite_Leadership_Crisis_Stories http://www.lnhq.info/wiki/Beige_Countdown http://www.lnhq.info/wiki/Beige_Midnight

Probably won't help.


Did I say last time that I was giving myself an ultimate deadline of
April, 29th, 2011 to finish Beige Midnight? Well, that's not going to
happen. So, I guess I'll just have to give myself another ultimate
deadline. :) Well, I'll try my best to finish all of this before 2011
ends.

At 23,000 words this is incredibly long. Not as long as #4, which was
25,000 words (although since Saxon wrote at least 4000 words for that
issue -- it means I did more writing for this issue than for #4)

Here's the word count for those that are curious.

13918 -- #1
12465 -- #2
15264 -- #3
25253 -- #4
13095 -- #5
13273 -- #6
23101 -- #7

116,369 in total so far.

Beige Countdown (of the 8 issues that have been posted) --


6202 -- #12
5590 -- #11
12661 -- #10
4968 -- #7
7226 -- #6
1930 -- #5
9452 -- #1
14992 -- #0

63,021 in total so far.

179,390 for both works so far. Not quite War and Peace yet.

Someone else can do the word count for all of the ILC stories.

Do I have anything else to say about this issue. Yeah, but I'm too lazy
to type it. So five more issues to go.

Arthur "Death to Beige Midnight" Spitzer

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Next Week: Beige Midnight Part XXIV!
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Arthur "Same Classic Channel. But Same Time? Probably not." Spitzer

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