• LNH/LNH20: LNH: Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths! #47 (Post-Metal Doomcore ti

    From Jeanne Morningstar@21:1/5 to All on Thu Nov 11 18:29:15 2021
    From outside of time and space, Simplicity watched the plot threads ebb
    and flow and scratched where the bridge of its nose would be if it had
    one. This did simplify things, of course, but without one of its major
    villains the structure of the story could collapse. This could be Spoon
    of Destiny Saga all over again.

    Where Imperilus had been, there was a sort of dense cloud of sparkly
    pink energy, invisible to all. Simplicity gasped. This was a whole
    factor in the narrative they somehow hadn't seen The Determination
    Force! The power that lived in the hearts of battle shonen protagonists, driving them to impossible feats! It must have been this that had
    boosted Imperilus's power so greatly (except when it didnt, because of
    authors having different ideas--Simplicity would have frowned if it had
    had a mouth). And now it would have to find another host... And
    Simplicity knew just who it should be.

    Guiding the narrative flow, it sent the Deterimination Force sailing in
    the direction of Agent Bennington.

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    And Imperilus fell through time and space like Satan from Heaven.
    "Wild," he said, watching the swirling colors and shapes around him,
    distorted flashes of spacetime. "Is this what it's like taking that LSD
    stuff? That's heavy."

    The fall felt like forever, but it had to come to an end and it did.
    Imperilus pulled himself off the ground and waited for the aches in his
    bone to subside. "Oh man, I must be in a whole new story now. Uh, world.
    I hope that fourth all breaking stuff isn't contagious. If this is
    another one of those damn LNH things, I'm gonna..."

    A convenient newspaper fluttered by on the wind. Imperilus snatched it
    up. The headline read:

    "LNH STILL MISSING"

    "God damn it!" said Imperilus, ripping the newspaper apart. "Now I'm
    mad... fighting mad!"

    ====

    Note: Well there you go. Imperilus was functioning as a kind of isekai protagonist at this point so it felt appropriate to send him to where he
    could fight the other ones.

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