From outside of time and space, Simplicity watched the plot threads ebb and flow and scratched where the bridge of its nose would be if it had one. This did
simplify things, of course, but without one of its major villains the structure
of the story could collapse. This could be Spoon of Destiny Saga all over again.
Where Imperilus had been, there was a sort of dense cloud of sparkly pink energy, invisible to all. Simplicity gasped. This was a whole factor in the narrative they somehow hadn't seen The Determination Force! The power that lived
in the hearts of battle shonen protagonists, driving them to impossible feats!
It must have been this that had boosted Imperilus's power so greatly (except when it didnt, because of authors having different ideas--Simplicity would have
frowned if it had had a mouth). And now it would have to find another host... And Simplicity knew just who it should be.
Guiding the narrative flow, it sent the Deterimination Force sailing in the direction of Agent Bennington.
And Imperilus fell through time and space like Satan from Heaven. "Wild," he said, watching the swirling colors and shapes around him, distorted flashes of
spacetime. "Is this what it's like taking that LSD stuff? That's heavy."
The fall felt like forever, but it had to come to an end and it did. Imperilus
pulled himself off the ground and waited for the aches in his bone to subside.
"Oh man, I must be in a whole new story now. Uh, world. I hope that fourth all
breaking stuff isn't contagious.
If this is another one of those damn LNH
things, I'm gonna..."
A convenient newspaper fluttered by on the wind. Imperilus snatched it up. The
headline read:
"LNH STILL MISSING"
"God damn it!" said Imperilus, ripping the newspaper apart. "Now I'm mad... fighting mad!"
Note: Well there you go. Imperilus was functioning as a kind of isekai protagonist at this point so it felt appropriate to send him to where he could
fight the other ones.
If this is another one of those damn LNH things, I'm gonna..."
A convenient newspaper fluttered by on the wind. Imperilus snatched it
up. The headline read:
"LNH STILL MISSING"
"God damn it!" said Imperilus, ripping the newspaper apart. "Now I'm
mad... fighting mad!"
Amazing. <3 <3 <3
Note: Well there you go. Imperilus was functioning as a kind of isekai
protagonist at this point so it felt appropriate to send him to where
he could fight the other ones.
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