• Re: LNH/LNH20: LNH: Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths! #47 (Post-Metal Doomcor

    From Drew Nilium@21:1/5 to Jeanne Morningstar on Thu Nov 11 18:40:31 2021
    On 11/11/21 1:29 PM, Jeanne Morningstar wrote:
    From outside of time and space, Simplicity watched the plot threads ebb and flow and scratched where the bridge of its nose would be if it had one. This did
    simplify things, of course, but without one of its major villains the structure
    of the story could collapse. This could be Spoon of Destiny Saga all over again.

    oh noooooooo


    Where Imperilus had been, there was a sort of dense cloud of sparkly pink energy, invisible to all. Simplicity gasped. This was a whole factor in the narrative they somehow hadn't seen The Determination Force! The power that lived
    in the hearts of battle shonen protagonists, driving them to impossible feats!

    He was filled with... DETERMINATION

    It must have been this that had boosted Imperilus's power so greatly (except when it didnt, because of authors having different ideas--Simplicity would have
    frowned if it had had a mouth). And now it would have to find another host... And Simplicity knew just who it should be.

    Guiding the narrative flow, it sent the Deterimination Force sailing in the direction of Agent Bennington.

    Oh man, this works so well with what I was thinking of. :D

    And Imperilus fell through time and space like Satan from Heaven. "Wild," he said, watching the swirling colors and shapes around him, distorted flashes of
    spacetime. "Is this what it's like taking that LSD stuff? That's heavy."

    X3

    The fall felt like forever, but it had to come to an end and it did. Imperilus
    pulled himself off the ground and waited for the aches in his bone to subside.
    "Oh man, I must be in a whole new story now. Uh, world. I hope that fourth all
    breaking stuff isn't contagious.

    X3

    If this is another one of those damn LNH
    things, I'm gonna..."

    A convenient newspaper fluttered by on the wind. Imperilus snatched it up. The
    headline read:

    "LNH STILL MISSING"

    "God damn it!" said Imperilus, ripping the newspaper apart. "Now I'm mad... fighting mad!"

    Amazing. <3 <3 <3

    Note: Well there you go. Imperilus was functioning as a kind of isekai protagonist at this point so it felt appropriate to send him to where he could
    fight the other ones.

    Drew "lov the chaos" Nilium

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  • From Scott Eiler@21:1/5 to Drew Nilium on Fri Nov 12 03:02:17 2021
    On 2021-11-11 10:40, Drew Nilium wrote:
    If this is another one of those damn LNH things, I'm gonna..."

    A convenient newspaper fluttered by on the wind. Imperilus snatched it
    up. The headline read:

    "LNH STILL MISSING"

    "God damn it!" said Imperilus, ripping the newspaper apart. "Now I'm
    mad... fighting mad!"

    Amazing. <3 <3 <3

    "Free For Use" means "Free For Use". I approve.


    Note: Well there you go. Imperilus was functioning as a kind of isekai
    protagonist at this point so it felt appropriate to send him to where
    he could fight the other ones.

    heh, I guess you're right! Now, how's anyone gonna explain that to
    him...? 8{D>

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    to Minerva, should, instead, rather offer sacrifice at the altars
    of Bacchus, Orpheus, Venus, and Morpheus."

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    Prince Henry the Navigator", by Joaquim Pedro Oliveira Martins.
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