• LNH: Classic LNH Adventures #220: The Stay Dead Trilogy!

    From Arthur Spitzer@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 24 21:08:12 2021
    You can sift through the racc list archive https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/
    or you can try google groups racc for these Stay Dead issues.


    And here we have Scott Eiler's Stay Dead Trilogy, which acts
    as a bit of a prelude to the Mega Monster Epic that is LNH v2
    #50.

    This was Scott's first foray into the LNH, I believe. Before this
    Scott wrote for his own Superhero World 2010 Imprint (and I can't
    remember if Stay Dead! was before or after he began doing the
    Powernaut Webcomic).

    Inspired by Yet-Another-Character-with-an-incredibly-long-name- that-won't-amuse-Scott-Eiler-but-hey-it's-okay-since-he's-dead Man
    appearance in Beige Midnight #9 -- we get to see what happened to
    him and the rest of the LNH-Subgroup-Designed-to-be-Mowed-Down-by- Mynabird-to-Show-What-an-Incredible-Bad-Ass-He-Is after they were
    mowed down by Mynabird and now have crossed over to the afterlife.

    Will they be able to deal with the rough and tumble of life after death?
    Can they manage to not piss off Don't Stay Dead Man?
    Will they get some shorter names that are way easier to type?
    And can they manage to find away to that big revolving door in the sky
    so they can make their big comeback to life?


    Find out maybe some of this in...


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    ADVENTURES #220


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    The Stay Dead Trilogy!
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    From: Scott Eiler seiler at eilertech.com
    Date: Sun Nov 6 17:27:05 PST 2011


    Stay Dead!

    A Tale of the Legion of Net.Heroes

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    Author's Note: Yes, you read that right. I am for once writing a
    story for someone else's universe. It's a massive shared universe
    full of in-jokes - and also some good stories. (http://www.lnhq.info/ wiki/Welcome/.) And it has attracted my attention... Writers help
    me, I'm actually posting here for review.

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    What Has Gone Before:

    The LNHHQ Front Lawn, during a villainous attack:

    And over there, Yet-Another-Character-with-an-incredibly-long-name- that-won't-amuse-Scott-Eiler-but-hey-it's-okay-since-he's-dead Man.
    The hothead of our group. He was so angry at the world. Angry at a
    world that hates superheroes with incredibly long names. May he find
    peace in the afterlife.

    (by Arthur Spitzer, Beige Midnight #9)

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    Two dead heroes had coffee as usual one morning in the Afterlife.
    Well, it was *like* coffee at least.

    Ensign Bodybag asked, "You doing anything today?"

    Cannon Fodder said, "Yeah. I'm due back for a big battle."

    "Battle, huh? Guess I better ge
  • From Scott Eiler@21:1/5 to Arthur Spitzer on Sun Oct 24 21:52:55 2021
    On 2021-10-24 14:08, Arthur Spitzer wrote:

    And here we have Scott Eiler's Stay Dead Trilogy, which acts
    as a bit of a prelude to the Mega Monster Epic that is LNH v2
    #50.

    Oooh, I've made the big time!

    This was Scott's first foray into the LNH, I believe. Before this
    Scott wrote for his own Superhero World 2010 Imprint (and I can't
    remember if Stay Dead! was before or after he began doing the
    Powernaut Webcomic).

    I can answer that... This story seems to have been posted on 6 November
    2011. 17 November 2011 was when I started drawing the very first
    Powernaut Comic. I remember that date because I was on a ferry boat
    from Alaska at the time. My computer had crapped out, my phone couldn't
    get Internet, and I'd read an entire trashy paperback novel about Nazis
    in Antarctica that day. So I'd basically exhausted all options for entertainment other than drawing cartoons. Go figure where *that* led.

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    -- (signed) Scott Eiler 8{D> ------ http://www.eilertech.com/ -------

    "Your Royal Highness, instead of devoting yourself exclusively
    to Minerva, should, instead, rather offer sacrifice at the altars
    of Bacchus, Orpheus, Venus, and Morpheus."

    - Advice to Prince Duarte of Portugal. From "The golden age of
    Prince Henry the Navigator", by Joaquim Pedro Oliveira Martins.
    Coming soon to Project Gutenberg.

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