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Shameless Hype Lad with a very panicked and pale face pulls his hair out while screaming
toward the heavens, "Oh, God! It's coming!! Nothing can stop it!! Nothing!!! Not the
LNH!! Not any hero or villain or God or talking gorilla!! None of them!!! NONE OF THEM!!!
Not even Russ Allbery!! Not even Sweet, Sweet Russ!! Not even him!!! It's going to be
posted! Posted sometime in October!! Posted on the rec.arts.comics.creative newsgroup!
And all will witness its terrible, terrible horror! All!! We will all witness the
complete and utter horror of...






.........THE BITTORRENTED CLICKBAITY SPHAM E-MAIL OF THE NAMER BOY --
DOCUMENTARY PROJECT: SEASON THREE #3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






And staring at Coward Lad he continues, "Ohgodohgod! And why aren't you absolutely terrified
by this -- Coward Lad? Why are you so incredibly chill about all this -- And WHY oh god WHY
are you dressed exactly like... THE FONZE!!!!??????? WHY????!!!!!!!"

And Coward Lad who is indeed very, very chill about all of this and who is also dressed very
much like the Fonze from Happy Days -- gives a very big and loud yawn while he fastens some
water skis to his feet. And next to him appears to be a ramp and swimming pool filled with
sharks.

THE UNDERNEATH BLURB:

WHY IS COWARD LAD SO INCREDIBLY CHILL ABOUT THE UNSTOPPABLE POSTING OF THE BITTORRENTED
CLICKBAITY SPHAM E-MAIL OF THE NAMER BOY -- DOCUMENTARY PROJECT: SEASON THREE #3 AND WHY
IS HE DRESSED LIKE THE FONZE!!!!? WHAT COMPLETELY INSANE UTTER MADNESS IS THIS!!!? FOR THE
LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!?

Guest Starring: Goggles Guy!!


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Arthur "Russ could probably stop it..." Spitzer

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On 10/12/21 10:03 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
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Shameless Hype Lad

The new character find of 2021! :D

And all will witness its terrible, terrible horror! All!! We will all witness the
complete and utter horror of...

.........THE BITTORRENTED CLICKBAITY SPHAM E-MAIL OF THE NAMER BOY --
DOCUMENTARY PROJECT: SEASON THREE #3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG :D I was hoping this was coming!
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And Coward Lad who is indeed very, very chill about all of this and who is also dressed very
much like the Fonze from Happy Days -- gives a very big and loud yawn while he fastens some
water skis to his feet. And next to him appears to be a ramp and swimming pool filled with
sharks.

omfg X3 <3 Yessssss good, if Arthur says that something he does is gonna be terrible it's actually gonna be amazing

Guest Starring: Goggles Guy!!

Drew "I bet his Digimon is a fire-shooting dinosaur" Nilium

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On Tuesday, October 12, 2021 at 7:21:26 PM UTC-7, Drew Perron wrote:

On 10/12/21 10:03 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
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Shameless Hype Lad

I kind of thought this character already existed, but couldn't find him searching
through google groups. I put him in the Public Domain though so feel free to use him.

The new character find of 2021! :D

And all will witness its terrible, terrible horror! All!! We will all witness the
complete and utter horror of...

.........THE BITTORRENTED CLICKBAITY SPHAM E-MAIL OF THE NAMER BOY -- DOCUMENTARY PROJECT: SEASON THREE #3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG :D I was hoping this was coming!
]

And Coward Lad who is indeed very, very chill about all of this and who is also dressed very
much like the Fonze from Happy Days -- gives a very big and loud yawn while he fastens some
water skis to his feet. And next to him appears to be a ramp and swimming pool filled with
sharks.

omfg X3 <3 Yessssss good, if Arthur says that something he does is gonna be terrible it's actually gonna be amazing

We'll see. I mean there were parts where I was writing stuff and chuckling about what I was
writing, but those parts will probably appall most people.

Guest Starring: Goggles Guy!!

Drew "I bet his Digimon is a fire-shooting dinosaur" Nilium

Arthur "Probably.." Spitzer

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