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  • Miss Piggy Comes Forward Says She Was Also Sexually Assaulted by Bi

    From Barry Margolin@21:1/5 to Ubiquitous on Fri Oct 30 18:22:49 2015
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    In article <n00rtD$bf9$2@dont-email.me>,
    Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:
    “Why would anybody desecrate the puppet of Miss Piggy!? What a sick
    bastard! All my childhood memories have gone up in smoke” wrote a
    Twitter user, visibly disgusted by the whole affair. “I hope this sick pervert rots in jail for a long time!”writes another.

    This is how I knew the story was a joke -- you can't see Twitter users.

    :)

    --
    Barry Margolin
    Arlington, MA

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  • From Michael Black@21:1/5 to Ubiquitous on Fri Oct 30 15:10:05 2015
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    On Fri, 30 Oct 2015, Ubiquitous wrote:

    The famous puppet of Miss Piggy was allegedly sexually assaulted by
    star comedian turned sexual predator, Bill Cosby, we learn this
    morning.

    The aggression of the Miss Piggy puppet allegedly took place in the
    1980s during a Christmas party in Hollywood where artists of the famous
    Jim Henson studios were present.

    She should be glad it wasn't Jared from Subway, he'd abuse her and then
    put her in a sandwich to eat.

    Michael

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  • From Obveeus@21:1/5 to Michael Black on Fri Oct 30 16:28:33 2015
    XPost: alt.tv.muppets, rec.arts.tv

    On 10/30/2015 3:10 PM, Michael Black wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Oct 2015, Ubiquitous wrote:

    The famous puppet of Miss Piggy was allegedly sexually assaulted by
    star comedian turned sexual predator, Bill Cosby, we learn this
    morning.

    The aggression of the Miss Piggy puppet allegedly took place in the
    1980s during a Christmas party in Hollywood where artists of the famous
    Jim Henson studios were present.

    She should be glad it wasn't Jared from Subway, he'd abuse her and then
    put her in a sandwich to eat.

    To be fair, most of us would happily convert her into sandwich material.
    Poor Kermit lost a non-sharp cousin to that same outcome.

    Well, ok, birds of prey don't bother with bread and tomato since they
    are too busy with the nightly newscast.

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  • From Clu@21:1/5 to Michael Black on Fri Dec 11 11:40:08 2015
    XPost: alt.tv.muppets, rec.arts.tv

    On 10/30/15 2:10 PM, Michael Black wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Oct 2015, Ubiquitous wrote:

    The famous puppet of Miss Piggy was allegedly sexually assaulted by
    star comedian turned sexual predator, Bill Cosby, we learn this
    morning.

    The aggression of the Miss Piggy puppet allegedly took place in the
    1980s during a Christmas party in Hollywood where artists of the famous
    Jim Henson studios were present.

    She should be glad it wasn't Jared from Subway, he'd abuse her and then
    put her in a sandwich to eat.

    Michael


    I COUNT THREE MAJOR NEWS POINTS FROM 2015 BEING SPOOFED HERE... AH AH
    AH! (Lighting crashes).

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  • From jmfabianorpl@gmail.com@21:1/5 to Clu on Tue Jul 16 15:50:58 2019
    On Friday, December 11, 2015 at 12:40:18 PM UTC-5, Clu wrote:
    On 10/30/15 2:10 PM, Michael Black wrote:
    On Fri, 30 Oct 2015, Ubiquitous wrote:

    The famous puppet of Miss Piggy was allegedly sexually assaulted by
    star comedian turned sexual predator, Bill Cosby, we learn this
    morning.

    The aggression of the Miss Piggy puppet allegedly took place in the
    1980s during a Christmas party in Hollywood where artists of the famous
    Jim Henson studios were present.

    She should be glad it wasn't Jared from Subway, he'd abuse her and then
    put her in a sandwich to eat.

    Michael


    I COUNT THREE MAJOR NEWS POINTS FROM 2015 BEING SPOOFED HERE... AH AH
    AH! (Lighting crashes).

    LOL you're acting like The Goth Count.

    And this really did happen! Bill was sexually harassing Piggy when he appeared on The Muppet Show! I remember seeing it!!!

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