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    From Walter Lane@21:1/5 to All on Fri Nov 20 11:55:54 2015
    Remind me Please. Why is Les staying with Billy?

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  • From Jerry Brown@21:1/5 to lane@walterlane.com on Sat Nov 21 07:35:49 2015
    On Fri, 20 Nov 2015 11:55:54 -0800 (PST), Walter Lane
    <lane@walterlane.com> wrote:

    Remind me Please. Why is Les staying with Billy?

    Pam kicked Les out when he came out as a transvestite to her, with the
    usual EE dialogue exchange which inevitably follows such revelations.

    It can only be a matter of time before we hear the line "Phil. I
    wouldn't have minded that you're secretly a Sontaran. It's that you
    lied to me about it. Now get out!" followed closely by "But Sharon, I
    wanted to tell you, but there was never a good time."

    --
    Jerry Brown

    A cat may look at a king
    (but probably won't bother)

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  • From Martin@21:1/5 to All on Sat Nov 21 09:53:42 2015
    On Sat, 21 Nov 2015 07:35:49 +0000, Jerry Brown <jerry@jwbrown.co.uk.invalid> wrote:

    On Fri, 20 Nov 2015 11:55:54 -0800 (PST), Walter Lane
    <lane@walterlane.com> wrote:

    Remind me Please. Why is Les staying with Billy?

    Pam kicked Les out when he came out as a transvestite to her, with the
    usual EE dialogue exchange which inevitably follows such revelations.

    It can only be a matter of time before we hear the line "Phil. I
    wouldn't have minded that you're secretly a Sontaran. It's that you
    lied to me about it. Now get out!"

    <applause> potato head only has eyes for Sharon.

    followed closely by "But Sharon, I
    wanted to tell you, but there was never a good time."

    Sharon hasn't noticed that her son, after an absence of three or four months, has had a very poor head transplant. No longer is he a long blonde haired little
    Lord Fontleroy. He is now a short back and sides brown haired child, who also goes missing for weeks at a time.
    --

    Martin in Zuid Holland

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  • From Anton Wind@21:1/5 to All on Sat Nov 21 12:11:28 2015
    Op 21-11-2015 om 9:53 schreef Martin:

    Martin in Zuid Holland

    You're still watching! I admire you, what an act of perseverance!

    --
    Anton Wind
    [Anthony Windermere]

    - Versprüdelt Das Angenehme mit die Schlümmeln Der Wohnstamm -

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  • From butterfingers@21:1/5 to All on Sun Nov 22 12:11:59 2015
    "Jerry Brown" wrote in message news:k7705bhq9ogsdvhobm7lal18kqe4b1epgd@jwbrown.co.uk...


    It can only be a matter of time before we hear the line "Phil. I
    wouldn't have minded that you're secretly a Sontaran. It's that you
    lied to me about it. Now get out!" followed closely by "But Sharon, I
    wanted to tell you, but there was never a good time."

    Why not? How many times in the short marriage has she thrown him out or threaten to leave. She knew what he was she married him.

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