This is the kind of sequel that makes the original seem almost watchable. (So, I wonder if it's PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE to make a sequel to THIS film ;-))
Was anyone else hoping for the annoying boy to turn out to be a *girl* (say, Kristy McNichol, with the same haircut)? It would have provided an excuse for the annoyingness (she was just ACTING annoying, like a boy!), and also make the meta-level acting
seem much, much better. Ah, well.
Some lines that made some effort to stem the tide of actors picking-up-their-paychecks:
"Wise wizard, please teach me how to *run*"- Tom, as Tyor, as Emo Philips
"The legendary ROPES OF CONVENIENCE!" -Crow
"Face the wrath of my GENTLE NUDGING" -Jonah
"Forming a Stockholm-syndrome-type relationship with David Carradine's legs" -Tom
-Doug Elrod (
dre1@cornell.edu) #AlasThisWasWizardsOfTheLostKingdom---2!
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