• Episode 1111 (small spoilers)

    From Doug Elrod@21:1/5 to All on Thu Jun 22 10:22:32 2017
    This is the kind of sequel that makes the original seem almost watchable. (So, I wonder if it's PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE to make a sequel to THIS film ;-))

    Was anyone else hoping for the annoying boy to turn out to be a *girl* (say, Kristy McNichol, with the same haircut)? It would have provided an excuse for the annoyingness (she was just ACTING annoying, like a boy!), and also make the meta-level acting
    seem much, much better. Ah, well.

    Some lines that made some effort to stem the tide of actors picking-up-their-paychecks:

    "Wise wizard, please teach me how to *run*"- Tom, as Tyor, as Emo Philips

    "The legendary ROPES OF CONVENIENCE!" -Crow

    "Face the wrath of my GENTLE NUDGING" -Jonah

    "Forming a Stockholm-syndrome-type relationship with David Carradine's legs" -Tom

    -Doug Elrod (dre1@cornell.edu) #AlasThisWasWizardsOfTheLostKingdom---2!

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