This is the kind of film that's not so much a MOVIE, as an ARGUMENT: Hey, we're a movie! See, this is a *fight scene*. There's *acting*, um, I guess!
In any case, don't watch it without MST3K (you have been warned!).
Some lines that, hopefully, will distract you from the movie:
"Can I stay in the other movie, please?" -Jonah
"I don't always drink WINE, but when I do, I prefer it comes from GNOMES" -Jonah, as Kor the Conqueror, as THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD
"Ya know, that was MAGICALLY ANTICLIMACTIC" -Tom
"He's LITERALLY 'too little, too late'!"-Crow, re one of the many DWARVES in this film (hmmm, maybe there was an interesting film if they would have eliminated all the non-dwarf parts. Whom am I kidding? Aaaaaagh!)
"Another victory for KOR THE BYSTANDER!"-Crow
-Doug Elrod (
dre1@cornell.edu) #ThisIsOfCourseWizardsOfTheLostKingdom
Well, at least this should have exhausted Moon 13's budget for *Wizards* and *Kingdoms* (lost or otherwise)! (sigh of relief)
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