On Friday, July 21, 1995 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, Will Morgan wrote:

Looking for the lyrics to one of the great songs featured on MST3K? Want
a transcript of one of the hilarious sketches? Don't know where to start looking? Well, now you do... Try /pub/mst3k/text at clover.cleaf.com.
The files in that directory are numbered using this file spec: MST##.TXT where ## (or ###) is one of the following...(NOTE: Some of the earlier sketches/songs were split up into two parts, so be sure to grab both the
##a part and the ##b part).

01a Love Theme I /Joel 61 Space Race Items
01b Love Theme II /Mike 62 Uh, Roger Sketch
01c Love Theme III /KTMA 63 TUrkey Day Sketches II
02 Tibby The Turtle 64 Killer Shrew Drink
03 Tom Discovers Making Out 65 Gamera Toy Soldier Commercial
04 Godzilla Genealogy Bop 66 Jack Perkins Visits Deep 13
05 Ballad Of Creepy Girl 67 Ape Fashion Minute
06 The Pants Up Song 68 Assorted Camera Scopes
07 The Klack Commercial 69 Civil Defense Bowl
08 Crow The Businessman 70 Button Breaks In Deep 13
09 Jet Jaguar Fight Song 71 Patrick Swayze Christmas
10a The Mothra Sketch 72 Old School/Wiener Mans Songs
10b Side Hacker Song 73 Bots Christmas Wishes
11 Popcorn Heir Sketch 74 White Explorers Visit SOL
12 Rise & Fall Of Tom Servo 75 My White Goddess
13a The Monster Sketch 76 The Sixties
13b Ear Club For Men 77 Joey The Lemur Song
14 Gamera Song/Kids/Sandy Frank 78 Burning Rubber Tires V2.0
15 W.Rebels Cereal/Robot Prayer 79 Gamera Piano Bar w/Feinstein
16 Chauffeurs Rule The World 80 Gypsy Moon Song
17 Clown Sketch By Tom & Crow 81 The Train Song
18 What Is Sampo? 82 The Hired Song
19 Gypsy Doesn't Get Crow 83 Servo's Credit Losers
20 Cave Dwellers Credits 84 What Was That Thing?
21 Happy King & Jester 85 Dark Spectre Timmy
22 User Interface War 86 Ode To Estelle
23 Love Pads The Film 87 Tribute To Doughy Guys
24 Monster Attribute Sketch 88 SOL's Deli Sketch
25a Space Vixen Comes To Visit 89 MYSTOS Mint Commercial
25b Tiger Bot Magazine 90 Frank As Doughy Man
26 Trumpy & Potatoes/Robot Arts 91 Endless Frank Song
27a Winter Sports Cavalcade 92 Unemployed Frank
27b The Stupid Song 93 Frank Outsmarts Torgo
28 Side Hack Play By Play 94 Nuveen Vists SOL
29 Robot Dinner Party 95 Leaving With Nuveena
30a Celebrity Siblings 96 Nuveena's Bot Appliances
30b Manos Sketch 97 Nuveena Visits Deep 13
31 Ram Chip Quiz 98 How I Went Mad
32 The Autopsy Sketch 99 Has-been Acotrs/Hillbilly Song
33a Slow The Plot Down Song 100 Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn
33b Mexican Food Combos 101 Commando Cody Theme
34 Mighty Jack Parody 102 Kill the Hu-Man!
35 Clown Song/Waffle Song 103 SPACOM
36 Ultimate Villains/Puppets 104 Lou Reed's SOL by BBI
37 Tom Servo Is Dead! 105 Drill Sgt. Crow T. Robot
38 Fugitive Alien Medoly 106 Crow Vs. Tom
39a Mr. B/Natural: Man or Woman? 107 Spanish Translation/Farming
39b Gamera Theme X3 108 KTMA Cadences
40a Gamera Diarama 109 Femmie Movie Debate
40b Earl Hollimania 110 At The Barber Shop
41 Kenny & Helen Visit 111 Crawling Hand & Shatner Mode
42a Van Patton Project 112 Surrealism
42b Muscle Cars/Ninja Theme 113 Servo-Crowation
43 Ways To Kill Gaos/F.Alien Song 114 Demon Dogs #1
44 Robot Hideout 115 Demon Dogs #2
45 Robot Lunch/S.O.L. Band 116 Naughty Words You CAN Say
46 Detective Pets 117 Pizza & Pasta Commercial
47 Numchucks 118 Killer Shrew Song
48a New Comic Book Heroes 119 Looking Forward To Appocalypse
48b Robot Theme Music 120 If I Were Indestructible
49 Bot With Two Head 121 Secret Agent Super Dragon Jazz
50 City Limits Rap/Oh Kim Cattrall 122 Servo On Physics
51 HJF&R/Danger To Ourself 123 Holo Clowns
52 Kathy Ireland Song 124 Play MST For Me 2
53 The Janitor Song 125 Cosmic Freight Train
54 Tubular, Boobular Joy 126 Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter
55 Sing All Praises Of Pants 127 Square Dance
56 USA Network Movies 128 Ren Fest Dummies
57 Many Names Of Touch Connors 129 Bot Vans
58 Santy Claus/Batman/Devil Theme 130 Palance On Palance
59 Whispering Christmas Warrior 131 MST3K Red Cross PSAs
60 Merry Christmas, If Thats OK 132 More Fugitive Alien Song =====================================================================
133 ConventioCon Commercial
134 Season 6 Promo Commercial
135 ConventioCon Contest Commercial
136 Various Theme Songs
137 Turn Your Crank To Frank!
138 Crow & Info Super Highway Part 1
139 Mike's Original Ricochet BBQ Sauce
140 Refueling Metaphors
141 The Poopy Suit Song
142 Crow & Info Super Highway Part 2
143 United Servo Academy Mens Chorus
144 Am I Qualified?
145 The Bouncy, Upbeat Song
146 Film Anti-Preservation Society
147 Worse!
148 Moment of Silence on the SOL
149 Who Will I Kill?

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