• REVIEW: The Matrix: Resurrections

    From Ubiquitous@21:1/5 to All on Mon Jan 10 04:53:08 2022
    XPost: rec.arts.movies.reviews, alt.movies.the-matrix

    In 1999, The Matrix caused a sensation in large measure because it had
    some of the best fighting sequences ever filmed -- scenes that featured
    a remarkable understanding of how to frame, stage, and film hand-to-
    hand combat in exciting and fresh ways. Its writer-directors, the
    brothers Wachowski, seemed to be charting a new course as action
    filmmakers. Alas, every movie they've made in the subsequent 22 years
    has been dreadful; it's now clear that they put everything they had in
    The Matrix and subsequently have done almost nothing right.

    Their influence shows still in the John Wick series, also starring
    Keanu Reeves; its directors, Chad Stahelski and David Leitch, learned
    at the feet of the masters and have basically surpassed them. Still,
    even in such dogs as Jupiter Ascending and Cloud Atlas, the Wachowskis
    (the sisters Wachowski now, as they have both transitioned) still
    displayed a pretty distinctive visual sense.

    No longer. Case in point: The Matrix: Resurrections, now in theaters
    and on HBO Max. It's the work of only one Wachowski -- Lana, born
    Larry. It looks astonishingly terrible, with muddy third-rate
    cinematography and bad set design. Even more surprising, its action
    sequences are incomprehensible and thuddingly unimaginative. At long
    last, it's time to declare there is nothing whatsoever left of the
    Wachowski magic.

    And that's even more startling because Resurrections has the most
    impressive screenwriting credits of any English-language movie in
    decades. Lana Wachowski's collaborators here are the novelists David
    Mitchell and Aleksandar Hemon, both of whom are highly garlanded,
    universally lauded, and possible future Nobelists. The only comparable contemporary writer who comes to mind is Michael Chabon, whose name is
    on Spider-Man 2 and John Carter of Mars, and is one of the showrunners
    of the Star Trek TV series Picard. Chabon is pretty good at it, as
    Picard‘s high quality attests, but Mitchell and Hemon really ought to
    keep their day jobs. This is one ghastly movie.

    The original movie's plot was a clever but direct lift from the
    science-fiction writer Philip K. Dick, a clever variant on his central
    conceit that the world we live in is not the real world but a
    simulation imposed on us by some form of nonhuman intelligence. This
    very confusing riff of the original is set in San Francisco, where
    Keanu Reeves is a hotshot tech bro responsible for designing a game
    called "The Matrix." But of course there is no game, and there is no
    San Francisco. He’s still living on a wrecked Earth in which human
    beings have been turned into batteries powering a civilization of
    sentient machines. Once again he must be awakened into this new
    reality, in part to save the woman he loves, Trinity.

    The first half hour of the movie is therefore a fun-house mirror. The characters in The Matrix: Resurrections discuss rebooting the game and
    in the process raise all the issues people had with the original movie.
    Is it about free will or about destiny? And if you go back to the well
    to revise the thing, are you doing so because you actually have some
    creative reason to do it -- or for the money?

    That kind of thing may seem momentarily clever, but it's just an
    exercise in tired solipsism. Later on, in the middle of one of the
    movie's horrible fight scenes, a character from one of the sequels—
    don't ask me which one or who he is—starts ranting in a French accent
    about sequels and reboots and the threat they pose to culture. Well,
    here's the thing: This piece of garbage is a threat to culture, not
    because it's a sequel or because it's a reboot, but because it's bad
    and will waste people’s time.

    This is easily the worst performance Keanu Reeves has ever given; his
    dazed and dead line readings suggest he spent much of the preparation
    for his big closeups being hit repeatedly over the head by a two-by-
    four. The only real spark of life here comes from Jonathan Groff, a
    wonderful stage performer who is likely best known from the Netflix
    serial killer series Mindhunter. Playing Keanu's nemesis, he combines
    tech-bro obnoxiousness with the silken menace of a Kubrick bad guy.

    I've seen worse movies in my day.

    But not many.

    --
    Let's go Brandon!

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  • From Lynn McGuire@21:1/5 to Ubiquitous on Mon Jan 10 17:00:00 2022
    XPost: alt.movies.the-matrix

    On 1/10/2022 3:53 AM, Ubiquitous wrote:
    In 1999, The Matrix caused a sensation in large measure because it had
    some of the best fighting sequences ever filmed -- scenes that featured
    a remarkable understanding of how to frame, stage, and film hand-to-
    hand combat in exciting and fresh ways. Its writer-directors, the
    brothers Wachowski, seemed to be charting a new course as action
    filmmakers. Alas, every movie they've made in the subsequent 22 years
    has been dreadful; it's now clear that they put everything they had in
    The Matrix and subsequently have done almost nothing right.

    Their influence shows still in the John Wick series, also starring
    Keanu Reeves; its directors, Chad Stahelski and David Leitch, learned
    at the feet of the masters and have basically surpassed them. Still,
    even in such dogs as Jupiter Ascending and Cloud Atlas, the Wachowskis
    (the sisters Wachowski now, as they have both transitioned) still
    displayed a pretty distinctive visual sense.

    No longer. Case in point: The Matrix: Resurrections, now in theaters
    and on HBO Max. It's the work of only one Wachowski -- Lana, born
    Larry. It looks astonishingly terrible, with muddy third-rate
    cinematography and bad set design. Even more surprising, its action
    sequences are incomprehensible and thuddingly unimaginative. At long
    last, it's time to declare there is nothing whatsoever left of the
    Wachowski magic.

    And that's even more startling because Resurrections has the most
    impressive screenwriting credits of any English-language movie in
    decades. Lana Wachowski's collaborators here are the novelists David
    Mitchell and Aleksandar Hemon, both of whom are highly garlanded,
    universally lauded, and possible future Nobelists. The only comparable contemporary writer who comes to mind is Michael Chabon, whose name is
    on Spider-Man 2 and John Carter of Mars, and is one of the showrunners
    of the Star Trek TV series Picard. Chabon is pretty good at it, as
    Picard‘s high quality attests, but Mitchell and Hemon really ought to
    keep their day jobs. This is one ghastly movie.

    The original movie's plot was a clever but direct lift from the science-fiction writer Philip K. Dick, a clever variant on his central conceit that the world we live in is not the real world but a
    simulation imposed on us by some form of nonhuman intelligence. This
    very confusing riff of the original is set in San Francisco, where
    Keanu Reeves is a hotshot tech bro responsible for designing a game
    called "The Matrix." But of course there is no game, and there is no
    San Francisco. He’s still living on a wrecked Earth in which human
    beings have been turned into batteries powering a civilization of
    sentient machines. Once again he must be awakened into this new
    reality, in part to save the woman he loves, Trinity.

    The first half hour of the movie is therefore a fun-house mirror. The characters in The Matrix: Resurrections discuss rebooting the game and
    in the process raise all the issues people had with the original movie.
    Is it about free will or about destiny? And if you go back to the well
    to revise the thing, are you doing so because you actually have some
    creative reason to do it -- or for the money?

    That kind of thing may seem momentarily clever, but it's just an
    exercise in tired solipsism. Later on, in the middle of one of the
    movie's horrible fight scenes, a character from one of the sequels—
    don't ask me which one or who he is—starts ranting in a French accent
    about sequels and reboots and the threat they pose to culture. Well,
    here's the thing: This piece of garbage is a threat to culture, not
    because it's a sequel or because it's a reboot, but because it's bad
    and will waste people’s time.

    This is easily the worst performance Keanu Reeves has ever given; his
    dazed and dead line readings suggest he spent much of the preparation
    for his big closeups being hit repeatedly over the head by a two-by-
    four. The only real spark of life here comes from Jonathan Groff, a
    wonderful stage performer who is likely best known from the Netflix
    serial killer series Mindhunter. Playing Keanu's nemesis, he combines tech-bro obnoxiousness with the silken menace of a Kubrick bad guy.

    I've seen worse movies in my day.

    But not many.

    --
    Let's go Brandon!

    So one out of five stars ? I gave it three stars out of five. But I
    was yawning halfway through the movie.

    Lynn

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