• It is my human right to die and furthermore vivaciously version 2022

    From Wenceslas Kabeba@21:1/5 to All on Tue Apr 19 08:56:16 2022
    It is my human right to die and furthermore vivaciously
    leave this precious slog so spaciously
    when I have been deboned and debrained, a freeze dried loofah
    amidst plaintive cries of hah hah hah
    and my various sympathizers meander around my grave
    remembering me as an enraptured knave
    congratulate me and my fellow decamped and tamp the barren earth
    with blotched and flighty mirth

    my atoms will precipitate, intemperate in some colonial Asian town
    my Faustian bargain, my avatar a mutable clown
    the boiling point will rise, and the local despot vetoing democracy
    imbibing the straightjacket of a Gothic autocracy
    will lose his reign to the preheated precepts of Johannesburg
    or maybe the electrical snort of a radioactive Harrisburg


    when alive I was a coward, but as the cosmic soup I lead the hopeless rush
    the promenading gush the surreptitious hush
    cross-eyed and positively charged
    denatured mellow and enlarged
    I'm an expert on the unlamented
    bacteriologically propane scented
    and my vapors twinge the bowels of the millionaires
    whose cocaine riven mistresses lose their airs
    until their craven lusts bubble up and suck them down
    to the molesting lair of the mutable clown

    my paradise is first come first serve
    inconvenient bluster filled with verve
    my god ignores the pizzicato imprecations of the mechanizeing snouts
    the out of date bell bottomed musicologist shouts
    and heaves them down to hell where
    awaits incrimination there
    slobbering in self pity they forever dwell
    with the frankness of a spunky smell
    while their knobby headed leader spritzes
    yeasty self imcriminating ditzes
    the psychopathic ceos with fatalistic cells of fire
    turnip faced sapsuckers stuck in the mire

    A sodality of leeches on all fours
    leaky wizened cheapened whores
    muddy and many-sided
    for eternity by the bloated albino guided
    call out the boiling beardless ripening
    of shit so fucking frightening
    of the cardinal rules, chock full of haste
    at the botoxed albino baby faced
    for rebirth in the air of corpulent creation
    or maybe sages beneath their station

    the threefold godhead converges engrossed in scented fern
    the itching cannons begin to turn
    and the churning of the etherspace continues yet to burn
    alas at this point we must adjourn

    Wenceslas Kabeba
    copyright 2022

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to Wenceslas Kabeba on Tue Apr 19 15:33:49 2022
    On 2022-04-19 11:56 a.m., Wenceslas Kabeba wrote:
    It is my human right to die and furthermore vivaciously
    leave this precious slog so spaciously
    when I have been deboned and debrained, a freeze dried loofah
    amidst plaintive cries of hah hah hah
    and my various sympathizers meander around my grave
    remembering me as an enraptured knave
    congratulate me and my fellow decamped and tamp the barren earth
    with blotched and flighty mirth

    my atoms will precipitate, intemperate in some colonial Asian town
    my Faustian bargain, my avatar a mutable clown
    the boiling point will rise, and the local despot vetoing democracy
    imbibing the straightjacket of a Gothic autocracy
    will lose his reign to the preheated precepts of Johannesburg
    or maybe the electrical snort of a radioactive Harrisburg


    when alive I was a coward, but as the cosmic soup I lead the hopeless rush the promenading gush the surreptitious hush
    cross-eyed and positively charged
    denatured mellow and enlarged
    I'm an expert on the unlamented
    bacteriologically propane scented
    and my vapors twinge the bowels of the millionaires
    whose cocaine riven mistresses lose their airs
    until their craven lusts bubble up and suck them down
    to the molesting lair of the mutable clown

    my paradise is first come first serve
    inconvenient bluster filled with verve
    my god ignores the pizzicato imprecations of the mechanizeing snouts
    the out of date bell bottomed musicologist shouts
    and heaves them down to hell where
    awaits incrimination there
    slobbering in self pity they forever dwell
    with the frankness of a spunky smell
    while their knobby headed leader spritzes
    yeasty self imcriminating ditzes
    the psychopathic ceos with fatalistic cells of fire
    turnip faced sapsuckers stuck in the mire

    A sodality of leeches on all fours
    leaky wizened cheapened whores
    muddy and many-sided
    for eternity by the bloated albino guided
    call out the boiling beardless ripening
    of shit so fucking frightening
    of the cardinal rules, chock full of haste
    at the botoxed albino baby faced
    for rebirth in the air of corpulent creation
    or maybe sages beneath their station

    the threefold godhead converges engrossed in scented fern
    the itching cannons begin to turn
    and the churning of the etherspace continues yet to burn
    alas at this point we must adjourn

    Wenceslas Kabeba
    copyright 2022


    That was quite cool in its own way.

    It reads like Ogden Nash updated for the 21st century.

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  • From General Zod@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Tue Apr 19 12:48:23 2022
    On Tuesday, April 19, 2022 at 3:33:52 PM UTC-4, George J. Dance wrote:
    On 2022-04-19 11:56 a.m., Wenceslas Kabeba wrote:

    It is my human right to die and furthermore vivaciously
    leave this precious slog so spaciously
    when I have been deboned and debrained, a freeze dried loofah
    amidst plaintive cries of hah hah hah
    and my various sympathizers meander around my grave
    remembering me as an enraptured knave
    congratulate me and my fellow decamped and tamp the barren earth
    with blotched and flighty mirth

    my atoms will precipitate, intemperate in some colonial Asian town
    my Faustian bargain, my avatar a mutable clown
    the boiling point will rise, and the local despot vetoing democracy imbibing the straightjacket of a Gothic autocracy
    will lose his reign to the preheated precepts of Johannesburg
    or maybe the electrical snort of a radioactive Harrisburg


    when alive I was a coward, but as the cosmic soup I lead the hopeless rush the promenading gush the surreptitious hush
    cross-eyed and positively charged
    denatured mellow and enlarged
    I'm an expert on the unlamented
    bacteriologically propane scented
    and my vapors twinge the bowels of the millionaires
    whose cocaine riven mistresses lose their airs
    until their craven lusts bubble up and suck them down
    to the molesting lair of the mutable clown

    my paradise is first come first serve
    inconvenient bluster filled with verve
    my god ignores the pizzicato imprecations of the mechanizeing snouts
    the out of date bell bottomed musicologist shouts
    and heaves them down to hell where
    awaits incrimination there
    slobbering in self pity they forever dwell
    with the frankness of a spunky smell
    while their knobby headed leader spritzes
    yeasty self imcriminating ditzes
    the psychopathic ceos with fatalistic cells of fire
    turnip faced sapsuckers stuck in the mire

    A sodality of leeches on all fours
    leaky wizened cheapened whores
    muddy and many-sided
    for eternity by the bloated albino guided
    call out the boiling beardless ripening
    of shit so fucking frightening
    of the cardinal rules, chock full of haste
    at the botoxed albino baby faced
    for rebirth in the air of corpulent creation
    or maybe sages beneath their station

    the threefold godhead converges engrossed in scented fern
    the itching cannons begin to turn
    and the churning of the etherspace continues yet to burn
    alas at this point we must adjourn

    Wenceslas Kabeba
    copyright 2022
    That was quite cool in its own way.

    It reads like Ogden Nash updated for the 21st century.

    Seconded....

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