Originally posted to Twitter (which is why it's in 4 parts)
1 / When Alice met her friends Bob and Cathy, she had some big news to share with them.
"I just got my second jab of the Covid vaccine, " she blurted out. After telling her friends all about it, she asked: "How about you two? When are you getting yours?"
Imagine her surprise when /...2
On Tuesday, June 8, 2021 at 11:39:30 PM UTC-4, George J. Dance wrote:
Originally posted to Twitter (which is why it's in 4 parts)
1 / When Alice met her friends Bob and Cathy, she had some big news to share with them.
"I just got my second jab of the Covid vaccine, " she blurted out. After telling her friends all about it, she asked: "How about you two? When are you getting yours?"
Imagine her surprise when /...22/ ... both friends told her, "Oh, we're not getting vaccinated."
"Why not?" Alice gasped.
"It's simple," said Bob. "I'm an clam, and there's no evidence clams can get Covid from humans." /...3
On Tuesday, June 8, 2021 at 11:39:30 PM UTC-4, George J. Dance wrote:
Originally posted to Twitter (which is why it's in 4 parts)
1 / When Alice met her friends Bob and Cathy, she had some big news to share with them.
"I just got my second jab of the Covid vaccine, " she blurted out. After telling her friends all about it, she asked: "How about you two? When are you getting yours?"
Imagine her surprise when /...22/ ... both friends told her, "Oh, we're not getting vaccinated."
"Why not?" Alice gasped.
"It's simple," said Bob. "I'm an clam, and there's no evidence clams can get Covid from humans." /...3
On Tuesday, June 8, 2021 at 11:43:48 PM UTC-4, George J. Dance wrote:
On Tuesday, June 8, 2021 at 11:39:30 PM UTC-4, George J. Dance wrote:
Originally posted to Twitter (which is why it's in 4 parts)
1 / When Alice met her friends Bob and Cathy, she had some big news to share with them.
"I just got my second jab of the Covid vaccine, " she blurted out. After telling her friends all about it, she asked: "How about you two? When are you getting yours?"
Imagine her surprise when /...22/ ... both friends told her, "Oh, we're not getting vaccinated."
"Why not?" Alice gasped.
"It's simple," said Bob. "I'm an clam, and there's no evidence clams can get Covid from humans." /...33/ "And I'm an oyster," added Cathy, "and there's no evidence that oysters can be infected, either."
Alice had heard enough; she was thoroughly fed up. She turned on her heel and walked away from her two ex-friends, but not before delivering one final blast: /...4
Originally posted to Twitter (which is why it's in 4 parts)
1 / When Alice met her friends Bob and Cathy, she had some big news to share with them.
"I just got my second jab of the Covid vaccine, " she blurted out. After telling her friends all about it, she asked: "How about you two? When are you getting yours?"
Imagine her surprise when /...2
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