• Improving Auston Matthews' performance :-)

    From David Dalton@21:1/5 to All on Tue Apr 30 00:28:17 2024
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    The last paragraph has some relevance to these groups, so
    I am posting it here as well as to relevant hockey groups. -----------------------------------------------------------
    One thing that would improve Auston Matthews’ performance
    would be an optimally sexually compatible match, or at
    least for now the prospect of one.

    He is a straight-type-2-M (man compatible, i.e. orgasmic up
    close, only with bifs, women attracted to both genders).

    With lesbians pretending to be straight or bif he would not
    be able to get an erection up close (i.e., they cannot
    deceive him).

    With a straight-type-1-F he would not have been attracted
    much unless she was ovulating, and would be able to
    achieve ejaculation but without orgasm.

    I think a relationship with a straight-type-2-F would be
    very unlikely but if it had occurred the effect would
    be similar to that with a straight-type-1-F.

    Almost three years ago I suggested match(es) of
    (bifs) Ruth B. and//or A. Harmony for him, and
    divine that those are still possible match(es).

    If you know Auston or know someone who knows
    him, please pass this on to them, so he doesn't end
    up like me, still waiting for Sarah McLachlan when
    I recently turned 60. Even if you don’t believe
    this post, pass it on as a joke, and you might
    be surprised. It might improve his spirits leading
    up to tomorrow night’s game.

    Some other well-known straight-type-2 men are
    Jack Nicholson, Leonardo Dicaprio, Jim Carrey,
    Damian Marley, Kuten-la, Chris Isaak, and Josh Groban,
    and I have suggested matches for them before as well.

    --
    David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “Mary walks down to the water’s edge and there she hangs Her head to
    find herself faded a shadow of what she once was" (Sarah McLachlan)

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