• Stark Wreck

    From news@news.bbs.geek.nz@21:1/5 to Elko T on Wed Jun 15 04:04:08 2016
    From: "Nicole Massey" <nyyki@gypsyheir.com>


    "Elko T" <nono.black.elko@gmail.com> wrote in message news:l5u1qb$8uc$1@dont-email.me...
    Blair Leatherwood wrote:
    On 11/12/13, 10:42 AM, John W. Kennedy wrote:
    On Friday, November 8, 2013 1:09:10 AM UTC-5, Joe Chicago wrote:
    I just found a YouTube thing called Star Wreck, an Eastern European
    spoof on both ST:TNG and Bab 5. Fairly amusing. They even made a point >>>> of having Garabaldi put his hands in his pockets!

    Although Finland is in Europe and is eastern, it is not generally
    regarded as "Eastern Europe", as it was never part of the Byzantine
    Empire, is not Eastern Orthodox, has never been Turkic or Islamic, is
    not Slavic, and was never a component or satellite of the Soviet Union.

    Hmmm. It /was/ part of the Russian Empire for over 100 years, and the second largest religious denomination is the Eastern Orthodox. As for the rest, true.


    Not only that, it's not usually considered Scandinavia--huge debate on
    that one, but I'm on the "it's not Scandinavian" side.

    That depends on where one studied geography. We had the same discussion
    in rec.sport.soccer. Some learn that the Scandinavian peninsula starts up
    at the north kink. I, however, learned it as the "Scandinavian Tiger".
    (You can picture it as a big cat form, Finland and parts of Russia being
    the hind legs and the tail.)


    Poor Finland. I think the only reason it exists is to have a language in
    which to dump all the consonants no one else uses.

    What about Georgia, then? :)

    And Wales, too. There's the old joke about a Wheel of Fortune puzzle where
    the topic is Welsh place names and the contestant loses control of the wheel because he asks to buy a vowel.

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  • From news@news.bbs.geek.nz@21:1/5 to Nicole Massey on Wed Jun 15 04:04:08 2016
    From: Kurt Ullman <kurtullman@yahoo.com>

    In article <l5u29j$lor$1@news.albasani.net>,
    "Nicole Massey" <nyyki@gypsyheir.com> wrote:


    And Wales, too. There's the old joke about a Wheel of Fortune puzzle where the topic is Welsh place names and the contestant loses control of the wheel because he asks to buy a vowel.
    I watched the Finnish version of WHeel a few years ago. That was a
    rather strange occurance.
    --
    ³Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive,
    but what they conceal is vital.²
    ‹ Aaron Levenstein

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  • From news@news.bbs.geek.nz@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jun 15 04:04:08 2016
    From: Jeffrey Kaplan <gordol@gordol.org>

    Previously on rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5.moderated, Blair Leatherwood
    said:

    Poor Finland. I think the only reason it exists is to have a language
    in which to dump all the consonants no one else uses.

    I beg to differ. Finland had, for a while, the world's top mobile
    phone maker. Also some of THE best snow tires on the planet.

    Then there's this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNr3nK_bvKQ

    --
    Jeffrey Kaplan www.gordol.org
    Double ROT13 encoded for your protection

    Peter's Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord, #145.
    My dungeon cell decor will not feature exposed pipes. While they add
    to the gloomy atmosphere, they are good conductors of vibrations and a
    lot of prisoners know Morse code.

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  • From news@news.bbs.geek.nz@21:1/5 to Blair Leatherwood on Wed Jun 15 04:04:08 2016
    From: Elko T <nono.black.elko@gmail.com>

    Blair Leatherwood wrote:
    On 11/12/13, 10:42 AM, John W. Kennedy wrote:
    On Friday, November 8, 2013 1:09:10 AM UTC-5, Joe Chicago wrote:
    I just found a YouTube thing called Star Wreck, an Eastern European
    spoof on both ST:TNG and Bab 5. Fairly amusing. They even made a
    point of having Garabaldi put his hands in his pockets!

    Although Finland is in Europe and is eastern, it is not generally
    regarded as "Eastern Europe", as it was never part of the Byzantine
    Empire, is not Eastern Orthodox, has never been Turkic or Islamic, is
    not Slavic, and was never a component or satellite of the Soviet Union.

    Hmmm. It /was/ part of the Russian Empire for over 100 years, and the second

    largest religious denomination is the Eastern Orthodox. As for the rest, true.


    Not only that, it's not usually considered Scandinavia--huge debate on
    that one, but I'm on the "it's not Scandinavian" side.

    That depends on where one studied geography. We had the same discussion in rec.sport.soccer. Some learn that the Scandinavian peninsula starts up at the north kink. I, however, learned it as the "Scandinavian Tiger". (You can picture
    it as a big cat form, Finland and parts of Russia being the hind legs and the tail.)


    Poor Finland. I think the only reason it exists is to have a language
    in which to dump all the consonants no one else uses.

    What about Georgia, then? :)

    --
    No, no, you can't e-mail me with the nono.

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  • From news@news.bbs.geek.nz@21:1/5 to John W. Kennedy on Wed Jun 15 04:04:08 2016
    From: Blair Leatherwood <bleatherwood@comcast.net>

    On 11/12/13, 10:42 AM, John W. Kennedy wrote:
    On Friday, November 8, 2013 1:09:10 AM UTC-5, Joe Chicago wrote:
    I just found a YouTube thing called Star Wreck, an Eastern European spoof on
    both ST:TNG and Bab 5. Fairly amusing. They even made a point of having Garabaldi put his hands in his pockets!

    Although Finland is in Europe and is eastern, it is not generally regarded as
    "Eastern Europe", as it was never part of the Byzantine Empire, is not Eastern
    Orthodox, has never been Turkic or Islamic, is not Slavic, and was never a component or satellite of the Soviet Union.


    Not only that, it's not usually considered Scandinavia--huge debate on
    that one, but I'm on the "it's not Scandinavian" side.

    Poor Finland. I think the only reason it exists is to have a language
    in which to dump all the consonants no one else uses.

    Blair

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  • From news@news.bbs.geek.nz@21:1/5 to Joe Chicago on Wed Jun 15 04:04:08 2016
    From: "John W. Kennedy" <John.W.Kennedy@gmail.com>

    On Friday, November 8, 2013 1:09:10 AM UTC-5, Joe Chicago wrote:
    I just found a YouTube thing called Star Wreck, an Eastern European spoof on
    both ST:TNG and Bab 5. Fairly amusing. They even made a point of having Garabaldi put his hands in his pockets!

    Although Finland is in Europe and is eastern, it is not generally regarded as "Eastern Europe", as it was never part of the Byzantine Empire, is not Eastern Orthodox, has never been Turkic or Islamic, is not Slavic, and was never a component or satellite of the Soviet Union.

    "Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning", the one you saw, is actually the seventh in the series, but it is vastly more popular than the others. In fact, it is arguably the most successful movie ever made in Finland.

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  • From Virgo P?rna@21:1/5 to news@news.bbs.geek.nz on Fri Jun 17 16:17:02 2016
    On Wed, 15 Jun 2016 04:04:08 +1000, news@news.bbs.geek.nz <news@news.bbs.geek.nz> wrote:

    All I know about Finnish is that it is supposedly highly inflected, with 14

    15. Estonian has 14.

    cases, which are a function of things like the gender of the person you're talking to.


    Gender? Cases got nothing to do with gender - they are replacements for prepositions and postpositions.

    --
    Virgo Prna
    virgo.parna@mail.ee

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  • From John W Kennedy@21:1/5 to All on Mon Jun 20 23:58:49 2016
    On 2016-06-17 16:17:02 +0000, Virgo P?rna said:

    On Wed, 15 Jun 2016 04:04:08 +1000, news@news.bbs.geek.nz <news@news.bbs.geek.nz> wrote:

    All I know about Finnish is that it is supposedly highly inflected, with 14

    15. Estonian has 14.

    cases, which are a function of things like the gender of the person you're >> talking to.


    Gender? Cases got nothing to do with gender - they are replacements for prepositions and postpositions.

    The word "postposition" is not used in traditional English grammar, so
    most English monoglots are unacquainted with it.

    --
    John W Kennedy
    "The blind rulers of Logres
    Nourished the land on a fallacy of rational virtue."
    -- Charles Williams. "Taliessin through Logres: Prelude"

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