• Kelly Clarkson

    From BTR1701@21:1/5 to All on Thu Apr 18 14:37:48 2024
    Today I watched 20 minutes or so of the KELLY CLARKSON show in the lobby
    of Jiffy Lube while I was waiting to get my oil changed.

    Holy schnikees, has that girl lost a lot of weight. She was always kind
    of chubby even during her AMERICAN IDOL days, but then she really
    ballooned up and became fully morbidly obese. But she walks on screen
    today and she must have lost the equivalent to an entire Backstreet Boy
    in weight.

    Very slim and fit now. And still healthy looking, so the weight loss
    seems to have been accomplished the right way. Good for her.

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  • From Ian J. Ball@21:1/5 to All on Thu Apr 18 14:58:52 2024
    On 4/18/24 2:37 PM, BTR1701 wrote:

    Today I watched 20 minutes or so of the KELLY CLARKSON show in the
    lobby of Jiffy Lube while I was waiting to get my oil changed.

    Holy schnikees, has that girl lost a lot of weight. She was always
    kind of chubby even during her AMERICAN IDOL days,

    Not really true - when she won Idol, she was pretty thin back then.

    but then she
    really ballooned up and became fully morbidly obese. But she walks on
    screen today and she must have lost the equivalent to an entire
    Backstreet Boy in weight.

    Very slim and fit now. And still healthy looking, so the weight loss
    seems to have been accomplished the right way. Good for her.

    She definitely took 10 years off her looks by losing that weight - She
    used to look 40. Now she could easily pass for late 20s. It's impressive.

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  • From Adam H. Kerman@21:1/5 to atropos@mac.com on Thu Apr 18 22:35:46 2024
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:

    Today I watched 20 minutes or so of the KELLY CLARKSON show in the lobby
    of Jiffy Lube while I was waiting to get my oil changed.

    Holy schnikees, has that girl lost a lot of weight. She was always kind
    of chubby even during her AMERICAN IDOL days, but then she really
    ballooned up and became fully morbidly obese. But she walks on screen
    today and she must have lost the equivalent to an entire Backstreet Boy
    in weight.

    Very slim and fit now. And still healthy looking, so the weight loss
    seems to have been accomplished the right way. Good for her.

    For no particular reason, I thought of Kelly Carlson, who was on
    Nip/Tuck, desperate to look younger with plastic surgery (despite not
    being old in any way), but that's somebody else.

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  • From danny burstein@21:1/5 to Adam H. Kerman on Thu Apr 18 22:46:21 2024
    In <uvs782$2gia3$1@dont-email.me> "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> writes:

    [snip]

    Very slim and fit now. And still healthy looking, so the weight loss
    seems to have been accomplished the right way. Good for her.

    For no particular reason, I thought of Kelly Carlson, who was on
    Nip/Tuck, desperate to look younger with plastic surgery (despite not
    being old in any way), but that's somebody else.

    you're thinking of Paula Poundstone and Kathy Griffin lined
    up for plastic surgery in the tv show Major Crimes...

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  • From Adam H. Kerman@21:1/5 to danny burstein on Thu Apr 18 22:56:10 2024
    danny burstein <dannyb@panix.com> wrote:
    Adam H. Kerman <ahk@chinet.com> writes:

    [snip]

    Very slim and fit now. And still healthy looking, so the weight loss >>>seems to have been accomplished the right way. Good for her.

    For no particular reason, I thought of Kelly Carlson, who was on
    Nip/Tuck, desperate to look younger with plastic surgery (despite not
    being old in any way), but that's somebody else.

    you're thinking of Paula Poundstone and Kathy Griffin lined
    up for plastic surgery in the tv show Major Crimes...

    I disliked that show, so you whooshed me.

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  • From danny burstein@21:1/5 to Adam H. Kerman on Thu Apr 18 22:59:00 2024
    In <uvs8ea$2gia3$2@dont-email.me> "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> writes:

    [snip]

    For no particular reason, I thought of Kelly Carlson, who was on >>>Nip/Tuck, desperate to look younger with plastic surgery (despite not >>>being old in any way), but that's somebody else.

    you're thinking of Paula Poundstone and Kathy Griffin lined
    up for plastic surgery in the tv show Major Crimes...

    I disliked that show, so you whooshed me.

    It was a pleasant enough time waster, especially
    when compared to its predecessor "The Whiner"
    ("The Closer")...


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  • From shawn@21:1/5 to atropos@mac.com on Thu Apr 18 19:17:21 2024
    On Thu, 18 Apr 2024 14:37:48 -0700, BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:

    Today I watched 20 minutes or so of the KELLY CLARKSON show in the lobby
    of Jiffy Lube while I was waiting to get my oil changed.

    Holy schnikees, has that girl lost a lot of weight. She was always kind
    of chubby even during her AMERICAN IDOL days, but then she really
    ballooned up and became fully morbidly obese. But she walks on screen
    today and she must have lost the equivalent to an entire Backstreet Boy
    in weight.

    Very slim and fit now. And still healthy looking, so the weight loss
    seems to have been accomplished the right way. Good for her.

    Seems to be the case. https://www.today.com/health/kelly-clarkson-weight-loss-rcna131969

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  • From anim8rfsk@21:1/5 to atropos@mac.com on Thu Apr 18 19:33:31 2024
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    Today I watched 20 minutes or so of the KELLY CLARKSON show in the lobby
    of Jiffy Lube while I was waiting to get my oil changed.

    Holy schnikees, has that girl lost a lot of weight. She was always kind
    of chubby even during her AMERICAN IDOL days, but then she really
    ballooned up and became fully morbidly obese. But she walks on screen
    today and she must have lost the equivalent to an entire Backstreet Boy
    in weight.

    Very slim and fit now. And still healthy looking, so the weight loss
    seems to have been accomplished the right way. Good for her.


    A game I play on the iPhone has weight loss commercials, supposedly
    featuring Clarkson between every round so I see them a lot. They’re completely fake. They’ve taken random footage of her and replaced the
    mouths and written dialogue by people that don’t speak English so what she saying doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. For instance, she says her name
    is Shark Tank at one point.

    Anyway, they say she lost all the weight, eating magic gummy’s. Just take
    one gummy each day and lose 50 pounds in three weeks. As though that would
    be survivable. Dr. Oz comes in to verify what she’s saying.

    And every day is the very last day to have them send you a bottle for free
    if you just send them like 50 bucks.

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  • From trotsky@21:1/5 to All on Fri Apr 19 04:29:58 2024
    On 4/18/24 4:37 PM, BTR1701 wrote:
    Today I watched 20 minutes or so of the KELLY CLARKSON show in the lobby
    of Jiffy Lube while I was waiting to get my oil changed.

    Holy schnikees, has that girl lost a lot of weight. She was always kind
    of chubby even during her AMERICAN IDOL days, but then she really
    ballooned up and became fully morbidly obese.


    Can you explain what the converse, "partially morbidly obese" would mean
    then? Holy fuck, how can anyone with an alleged college education be
    that fucking stupid with his use of the language? This is why you're
    "fully morbidly MAGA" now, because they're accepting that sound as
    stupid as a fucking doorknob.


    But she walks on screen
    today and she must have lost the equivalent to an entire Backstreet Boy
    in weight.

    Very slim and fit now. And still healthy looking, so the weight loss
    seems to have been accomplished the right way. Good for her.

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  • From Rhino@21:1/5 to anim8rfsk@cox.net on Fri Apr 19 22:18:33 2024
    On Thu, 18 Apr 2024 19:33:31 -0700
    anim8rfsk <anim8rfsk@cox.net> wrote:

    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    Today I watched 20 minutes or so of the KELLY CLARKSON show in the
    lobby of Jiffy Lube while I was waiting to get my oil changed.

    Holy schnikees, has that girl lost a lot of weight. She was always
    kind of chubby even during her AMERICAN IDOL days, but then she
    really ballooned up and became fully morbidly obese. But she walks
    on screen today and she must have lost the equivalent to an entire Backstreet Boy in weight.

    Very slim and fit now. And still healthy looking, so the weight
    loss seems to have been accomplished the right way. Good for her.


    A game I play on the iPhone has weight loss commercials, supposedly
    featuring Clarkson between every round so I see them a lot. They’re completely fake. They’ve taken random footage of her and replaced the mouths and written dialogue by people that don’t speak English so
    what she saying doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. For instance, she
    says her name is Shark Tank at one point.

    Anyway, they say she lost all the weight, eating magic gummy’s. Just
    take one gummy each day and lose 50 pounds in three weeks. As though
    that would be survivable. Dr. Oz comes in to verify what she’s saying.

    And every day is the very last day to have them send you a bottle for
    free if you just send them like 50 bucks.


    At one point, I got curious about this keto diet, which they promise is completely safe and guaranteed to lose you weight in record time. It
    took very little research to determine that this is NOT a safe diet
    and definitely one you should not be on for more than a couple of
    weeks. Even then, you put various internal organs at risk. I don't
    remember the details at this point but anyone thinking of trying it
    should absolutely do some basic research on keto diets - NOT just the
    claims they make in the ads!!! - before trying it.

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  • From anim8rfsk@21:1/5 to Rhino on Sat Apr 20 07:17:27 2024
    Rhino <no_offline_contact@example.com> wrote:
    On Thu, 18 Apr 2024 19:33:31 -0700
    anim8rfsk <anim8rfsk@cox.net> wrote:

    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    Today I watched 20 minutes or so of the KELLY CLARKSON show in the
    lobby of Jiffy Lube while I was waiting to get my oil changed.

    Holy schnikees, has that girl lost a lot of weight. She was always
    kind of chubby even during her AMERICAN IDOL days, but then she
    really ballooned up and became fully morbidly obese. But she walks
    on screen today and she must have lost the equivalent to an entire
    Backstreet Boy in weight.

    Very slim and fit now. And still healthy looking, so the weight
    loss seems to have been accomplished the right way. Good for her.


    A game I play on the iPhone has weight loss commercials, supposedly
    featuring Clarkson between every round so I see them a lot. They’re
    completely fake. They’ve taken random footage of her and replaced the
    mouths and written dialogue by people that don’t speak English so
    what she saying doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. For instance, she
    says her name is Shark Tank at one point.

    Anyway, they say she lost all the weight, eating magic gummy’s. Just
    take one gummy each day and lose 50 pounds in three weeks. As though
    that would be survivable. Dr. Oz comes in to verify what she’s saying.

    And every day is the very last day to have them send you a bottle for
    free if you just send them like 50 bucks.


    At one point, I got curious about this keto diet, which they promise is completely safe and guaranteed to lose you weight in record time. It
    took very little research to determine that this is NOT a safe diet
    and definitely one you should not be on for more than a couple of
    weeks. Even then, you put various internal organs at risk. I don't
    remember the details at this point but anyone thinking of trying it
    should absolutely do some basic research on keto diets - NOT just the
    claims they make in the ads!!! - before trying it.


    By the way, the foreign language writing is so bad that she actually says
    what she’s trying to sell you is a scam!

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  • From Dimensional Traveler@21:1/5 to All on Sat Apr 20 07:56:53 2024
    On 4/20/2024 7:17 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Rhino <no_offline_contact@example.com> wrote:
    On Thu, 18 Apr 2024 19:33:31 -0700
    anim8rfsk <anim8rfsk@cox.net> wrote:

    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    Today I watched 20 minutes or so of the KELLY CLARKSON show in the
    lobby of Jiffy Lube while I was waiting to get my oil changed.

    Holy schnikees, has that girl lost a lot of weight. She was always
    kind of chubby even during her AMERICAN IDOL days, but then she
    really ballooned up and became fully morbidly obese. But she walks
    on screen today and she must have lost the equivalent to an entire
    Backstreet Boy in weight.

    Very slim and fit now. And still healthy looking, so the weight
    loss seems to have been accomplished the right way. Good for her.


    A game I play on the iPhone has weight loss commercials, supposedly
    featuring Clarkson between every round so I see them a lot. They’re
    completely fake. They’ve taken random footage of her and replaced the
    mouths and written dialogue by people that don’t speak English so
    what she saying doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. For instance, she
    says her name is Shark Tank at one point.

    Anyway, they say she lost all the weight, eating magic gummy’s. Just
    take one gummy each day and lose 50 pounds in three weeks. As though
    that would be survivable. Dr. Oz comes in to verify what she’s saying. >>>
    And every day is the very last day to have them send you a bottle for
    free if you just send them like 50 bucks.


    At one point, I got curious about this keto diet, which they promise is
    completely safe and guaranteed to lose you weight in record time. It
    took very little research to determine that this is NOT a safe diet
    and definitely one you should not be on for more than a couple of
    weeks. Even then, you put various internal organs at risk. I don't
    remember the details at this point but anyone thinking of trying it
    should absolutely do some basic research on keto diets - NOT just the
    claims they make in the ads!!! - before trying it.


    By the way, the foreign language writing is so bad that she actually says what she’s trying to sell you is a scam!

    Translation done in some 'metric country that actually obeys truth in advertising laws?

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  • From anim8rfsk@21:1/5 to Dimensional Traveler on Sat Apr 20 12:25:23 2024
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 4/20/2024 7:17 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Rhino <no_offline_contact@example.com> wrote:
    On Thu, 18 Apr 2024 19:33:31 -0700
    anim8rfsk <anim8rfsk@cox.net> wrote:

    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    Today I watched 20 minutes or so of the KELLY CLARKSON show in the
    lobby of Jiffy Lube while I was waiting to get my oil changed.

    Holy schnikees, has that girl lost a lot of weight. She was always
    kind of chubby even during her AMERICAN IDOL days, but then she
    really ballooned up and became fully morbidly obese. But she walks
    on screen today and she must have lost the equivalent to an entire
    Backstreet Boy in weight.

    Very slim and fit now. And still healthy looking, so the weight
    loss seems to have been accomplished the right way. Good for her.


    A game I play on the iPhone has weight loss commercials, supposedly
    featuring Clarkson between every round so I see them a lot. They’re
    completely fake. They’ve taken random footage of her and replaced the >>>> mouths and written dialogue by people that don’t speak English so
    what she saying doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. For instance, she >>>> says her name is Shark Tank at one point.

    Anyway, they say she lost all the weight, eating magic gummy’s. Just >>>> take one gummy each day and lose 50 pounds in three weeks. As though
    that would be survivable. Dr. Oz comes in to verify what she’s saying. >>>>
    And every day is the very last day to have them send you a bottle for
    free if you just send them like 50 bucks.


    At one point, I got curious about this keto diet, which they promise is
    completely safe and guaranteed to lose you weight in record time. It
    took very little research to determine that this is NOT a safe diet
    and definitely one you should not be on for more than a couple of
    weeks. Even then, you put various internal organs at risk. I don't
    remember the details at this point but anyone thinking of trying it
    should absolutely do some basic research on keto diets - NOT just the
    claims they make in the ads!!! - before trying it.


    By the way, the foreign language writing is so bad that she actually says
    what she’s trying to sell you is a scam!

    Translation done in some 'metric country that actually obeys truth in advertising laws?


    As far as I know, there aren’t any truth in advertising laws anymore and there never were as many as people thought.

    If there are they simply go unenforced like crime in California.

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