• Natalie Portman on the loose

    From Adam H. Kerman@21:1/5 to All on Sat Mar 9 00:44:42 2024
    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was
    finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance.

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  • From shawn@21:1/5 to ahk@chinet.com on Fri Mar 8 19:46:32 2024
    On Sat, 9 Mar 2024 00:44:42 -0000 (UTC), "Adam H. Kerman"
    <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was
    finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance.

    I see that name "Benjamin Millepied" and can't help but read it as
    "Benjamin Millipede".

    Don't everyone rush to ask her out at once.

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  • From Adam H. Kerman@21:1/5 to shawn on Sat Mar 9 01:20:17 2024
    shawn <nanoflower@notforg.m.a.i.l.com> wrote:
    Sat, 9 Mar 2024 00:44:42 -0000 (UTC), Adam H. Kerman <ahk@chinet.com>:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was
    finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance.

    I see that name "Benjamin Millepied" and can't help but read it as
    "Benjamin Millipede".

    All those extra legs are an aid to a choreographer.

    Don't everyone rush to ask her out at once.

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  • From Ian J. Ball@21:1/5 to shawn on Fri Mar 8 18:42:35 2024
    On 3/8/24 4:46 PM, shawn wrote:

    On Sat, 9 Mar 2024 00:44:42 -0000 (UTC), "Adam H. Kerman"
    <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was
    finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance.

    I see that name "Benjamin Millepied" and can't help but read it as
    "Benjamin Millipede".

    Don't everyone rush to ask her out at once.

    She seems like a handful...

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  • From BTR1701@21:1/5 to Adam H. Kerman on Fri Mar 8 19:21:06 2024
    In article <usgbdq$1vnrj$2@dont-email.me>,
    "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was
    finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance.

    I'll never forget standing post on the secure floor of the
    Waldorf-Astoria hotel in NYC during Obama's visit to UNGA. I was working
    the overnight shift and about midnight, Obama's body man, Reggie Love,
    gets off the elevator with Natalie Portman and they go to his room and
    about 15 minutes later the sounds of extremely vigorous sex permeated
    the hallway. Natalie wanted that BBC and that's exactly what she was
    getting.

    Over the course of the night they went about 4 rounds. She emerged the
    next morning looking like she'd been tossed around the inside of a
    clothes drier. It was hard to keep a straight face as she walked the
    gauntlet of agents and staffers to the elevator. I wish I'd thought to
    ask to take a picture with her as she walked past.

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  • From anim8rfsk@21:1/5 to Ian J. Ball on Sat Mar 9 02:33:11 2024
    Ian J. Ball <ijball@mac.invalid> wrote:
    On 3/8/24 4:46 PM, shawn wrote:

    On Sat, 9 Mar 2024 00:44:42 -0000 (UTC), "Adam H. Kerman"
    <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was
    finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance.

    I see that name "Benjamin Millepied" and can't help but read it as
    "Benjamin Millipede".

    Don't everyone rush to ask her out at once.

    She seems like a handful...

    She’s one of the celebrities that spends all her time telling people how smart she is, and disproving it with every breath. See Sharon Stone.



    --
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  • From anim8rfsk@21:1/5 to atropos@mac.com on Sat Mar 9 02:33:12 2024
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    In article <usgbdq$1vnrj$2@dont-email.me>,
    "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was
    finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance.

    I'll never forget standing post on the secure floor of the
    Waldorf-Astoria hotel in NYC during Obama's visit to UNGA. I was working
    the overnight shift and about midnight, Obama's body man, Reggie Love,
    gets off the elevator with Natalie Portman and they go to his room and
    about 15 minutes later the sounds of extremely vigorous sex permeated
    the hallway. Natalie wanted that BBC and that's exactly what she was
    getting.

    BBC?


    Over the course of the night they went about 4 rounds. She emerged the
    next morning looking like she'd been tossed around the inside of a
    clothes drier. It was hard to keep a straight face as she walked the
    gauntlet of agents and staffers to the elevator. I wish I'd thought to
    ask to take a picture with her as she walked past.




    --
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it is still on my list.

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  • From BTR1701@21:1/5 to anim8rfsk@cox.net on Sat Mar 9 10:31:46 2024
    anim8rfsk <anim8rfsk@cox.net> wrote:
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    In article <usgbdq$1vnrj$2@dont-email.me>,
    "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was
    finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance.

    I'll never forget standing post on the secure floor of the
    Waldorf-Astoria hotel in NYC during Obama's visit to UNGA. I was working
    the overnight shift and about midnight, Obama's body man, Reggie Love,
    gets off the elevator with Natalie Portman and they go to his room and
    about 15 minutes later the sounds of extremely vigorous sex permeated
    the hallway. Natalie wanted that BBC and that's exactly what she was
    getting.

    BBC?

    Google "BBC blacked" with SafeSearch off. (But make sure you're not in sensitive company when you do.)

    Over the course of the night they went about 4 rounds. She emerged the
    next morning looking like she'd been tossed around the inside of a
    clothes drier. It was hard to keep a straight face as she walked the
    gauntlet of agents and staffers to the elevator. I wish I'd thought to
    ask to take a picture with her as she walked past.

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  • From Dimensional Traveler@21:1/5 to All on Sat Mar 9 08:36:51 2024
    On 3/9/2024 1:33 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    In article <usgbdq$1vnrj$2@dont-email.me>,
    "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was
    finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance.

    I'll never forget standing post on the secure floor of the
    Waldorf-Astoria hotel in NYC during Obama's visit to UNGA. I was working
    the overnight shift and about midnight, Obama's body man, Reggie Love,
    gets off the elevator with Natalie Portman and they go to his room and
    about 15 minutes later the sounds of extremely vigorous sex permeated
    the hallway. Natalie wanted that BBC and that's exactly what she was
    getting.

    BBC?

    Big Black Genitalia.

    --
    I've done good in this world. Now I'm tired and just want to be a cranky
    dirty old man.

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  • From moviePig@21:1/5 to Dimensional Traveler on Sat Mar 9 12:26:08 2024
    On 3/9/2024 11:36 AM, Dimensional Traveler wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 1:33 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    In article <usgbdq$1vnrj$2@dont-email.me>,
      "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was
    finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the choreographer >>>> on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance.

    I'll never forget standing post on the secure floor of the
    Waldorf-Astoria hotel in NYC during Obama's visit to UNGA. I was working >>> the overnight shift and about midnight, Obama's body man, Reggie Love,
    gets off the elevator with Natalie Portman and they go to his room and
    about 15 minutes later the sounds of extremely vigorous sex permeated
    the hallway. Natalie wanted that BBC and that's exactly what she was
    getting.

    BBC?

    Big Black Genitalia.

    Well, that does preserve its gender ambiguity...

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  • From anim8rfsk@21:1/5 to no_email@invalid.invalid on Sat Mar 9 10:32:59 2024
    BTR1701 <no_email@invalid.invalid> wrote:
    anim8rfsk <anim8rfsk@cox.net> wrote:
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    In article <usgbdq$1vnrj$2@dont-email.me>,
    "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was
    finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the choreographer >>>> on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance.

    I'll never forget standing post on the secure floor of the
    Waldorf-Astoria hotel in NYC during Obama's visit to UNGA. I was working >>> the overnight shift and about midnight, Obama's body man, Reggie Love,
    gets off the elevator with Natalie Portman and they go to his room and
    about 15 minutes later the sounds of extremely vigorous sex permeated
    the hallway. Natalie wanted that BBC and that's exactly what she was
    getting.

    BBC?

    Google "BBC blacked" with SafeSearch off. (But make sure you're not in sensitive company when you do.)

    Over the course of the night they went about 4 rounds. She emerged the
    next morning looking like she'd been tossed around the inside of a
    clothes drier. It was hard to keep a straight face as she walked the
    gauntlet of agents and staffers to the elevator. I wish I'd thought to
    ask to take a picture with her as she walked past.


    Thanks. Helped look up Reggie love as well.

    --
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it is still on my list.

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  • From Dimensional Traveler@21:1/5 to moviePig on Sat Mar 9 19:05:42 2024
    On 3/9/2024 9:26 AM, moviePig wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 11:36 AM, Dimensional Traveler wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 1:33 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    In article <usgbdq$1vnrj$2@dont-email.me>,
      "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was
    finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the
    choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance. >>>>
    I'll never forget standing post on the secure floor of the
    Waldorf-Astoria hotel in NYC during Obama's visit to UNGA. I was
    working
    the overnight shift and about midnight, Obama's body man, Reggie Love, >>>> gets off the elevator with Natalie Portman and they go to his room and >>>> about 15 minutes later the sounds of extremely vigorous sex permeated
    the hallway. Natalie wanted that BBC and that's exactly what she was
    getting.

    BBC?

    Big Black Genitalia.

    Well, that does preserve its gender ambiguity...

    I was thinking more a modicum of polite language.

    --
    I've done good in this world. Now I'm tired and just want to be a cranky
    dirty old man.

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  • From Alan Smithee@21:1/5 to Ian J. Ball on Sun Mar 10 12:22:58 2024
    On 03/08/2024 10:42 PM, Ian J. Ball wrote:
    On 3/8/24 4:46 PM, shawn wrote:

    On Sat, 9 Mar 2024 00:44:42 -0000 (UTC), "Adam H. Kerman"
    <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was
    finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance.

    I see that name "Benjamin Millepied" and can't help but read it as
    "Benjamin Millipede".

    Don't everyone rush to ask her out at once.

    She seems like a handful...

    According to some actors who work with her, she is.

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  • From Alan Smithee@21:1/5 to Dimensional Traveler on Sun Mar 10 12:24:13 2024
    On 03/09/2024 12:36 PM, Dimensional Traveler wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 1:33 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    In article <usgbdq$1vnrj$2@dont-email.me>,
    "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was
    finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the choreographer >>>> on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance.

    I'll never forget standing post on the secure floor of the
    Waldorf-Astoria hotel in NYC during Obama's visit to UNGA. I was working >>> the overnight shift and about midnight, Obama's body man, Reggie Love,
    gets off the elevator with Natalie Portman and they go to his room and
    about 15 minutes later the sounds of extremely vigorous sex permeated
    the hallway. Natalie wanted that BBC and that's exactly what she was
    getting.

    BBC?

    Big Black Genitalia.

    No. She wanted her own show in England in order to win a BAFTA.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From anim8rfsk@21:1/5 to Dimensional Traveler on Sun Mar 10 12:08:51 2024
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 9:26 AM, moviePig wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 11:36 AM, Dimensional Traveler wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 1:33 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    In article <usgbdq$1vnrj$2@dont-email.me>,
    "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was
    finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the
    choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance. >>>>>
    I'll never forget standing post on the secure floor of the
    Waldorf-Astoria hotel in NYC during Obama's visit to UNGA. I was
    working
    the overnight shift and about midnight, Obama's body man, Reggie Love, >>>>> gets off the elevator with Natalie Portman and they go to his room and >>>>> about 15 minutes later the sounds of extremely vigorous sex permeated >>>>> the hallway. Natalie wanted that BBC and that's exactly what she was >>>>> getting.

    BBC?

    Big Black Genitalia.

    Well, that does preserve its gender ambiguity...

    I was thinking more a modicum of polite language.


    Fucking A!

    --
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it is still on my list.

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  • From moviePig@21:1/5 to All on Sun Mar 10 16:19:50 2024
    On 3/10/2024 3:08 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 9:26 AM, moviePig wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 11:36 AM, Dimensional Traveler wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 1:33 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    In article <usgbdq$1vnrj$2@dont-email.me>,
      "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was >>>>>>> finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the
    choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance. >>>>>>
    I'll never forget standing post on the secure floor of the
    Waldorf-Astoria hotel in NYC during Obama's visit to UNGA. I was
    working
    the overnight shift and about midnight, Obama's body man, Reggie Love, >>>>>> gets off the elevator with Natalie Portman and they go to his room and >>>>>> about 15 minutes later the sounds of extremely vigorous sex permeated >>>>>> the hallway. Natalie wanted that BBC and that's exactly what she was >>>>>> getting.

    BBC?

    Big Black Genitalia.

    Well, that does preserve its gender ambiguity...

    I was thinking more a modicum of polite language.


    Fucking A!

    "affably"...

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From Dimensional Traveler@21:1/5 to All on Sun Mar 10 15:36:47 2024
    On 3/10/2024 12:08 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 9:26 AM, moviePig wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 11:36 AM, Dimensional Traveler wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 1:33 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    In article <usgbdq$1vnrj$2@dont-email.me>,
      "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was >>>>>>> finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the
    choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance. >>>>>>
    I'll never forget standing post on the secure floor of the
    Waldorf-Astoria hotel in NYC during Obama's visit to UNGA. I was
    working
    the overnight shift and about midnight, Obama's body man, Reggie Love, >>>>>> gets off the elevator with Natalie Portman and they go to his room and >>>>>> about 15 minutes later the sounds of extremely vigorous sex permeated >>>>>> the hallway. Natalie wanted that BBC and that's exactly what she was >>>>>> getting.

    BBC?

    Big Black Genitalia.

    Well, that does preserve its gender ambiguity...

    I was thinking more a modicum of polite language.


    Fucking A!

    *WHACK* *sigh*

    --
    I've done good in this world. Now I'm tired and just want to be a cranky
    dirty old man.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From anim8rfsk@21:1/5 to Dimensional Traveler on Sun Mar 10 21:23:23 2024
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 3/10/2024 12:08 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 9:26 AM, moviePig wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 11:36 AM, Dimensional Traveler wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 1:33 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    In article <usgbdq$1vnrj$2@dont-email.me>,
    "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was >>>>>>>> finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the
    choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance. >>>>>>>
    I'll never forget standing post on the secure floor of the
    Waldorf-Astoria hotel in NYC during Obama's visit to UNGA. I was >>>>>>> working
    the overnight shift and about midnight, Obama's body man, Reggie Love, >>>>>>> gets off the elevator with Natalie Portman and they go to his room and >>>>>>> about 15 minutes later the sounds of extremely vigorous sex permeated >>>>>>> the hallway. Natalie wanted that BBC and that's exactly what she was >>>>>>> getting.

    BBC?

    Big Black Genitalia.

    Well, that does preserve its gender ambiguity...

    I was thinking more a modicum of polite language.


    Fucking A!

    *WHACK* *sigh*


    You sound like Natalie Portman!

    --
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it is still on my list.

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  • From Dimensional Traveler@21:1/5 to All on Mon Mar 11 08:04:25 2024
    On 3/10/2024 9:23 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 3/10/2024 12:08 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 9:26 AM, moviePig wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 11:36 AM, Dimensional Traveler wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 1:33 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    In article <usgbdq$1vnrj$2@dont-email.me>,
      "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was >>>>>>>>> finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the
    choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance.

    I'll never forget standing post on the secure floor of the
    Waldorf-Astoria hotel in NYC during Obama's visit to UNGA. I was >>>>>>>> working
    the overnight shift and about midnight, Obama's body man, Reggie Love, >>>>>>>> gets off the elevator with Natalie Portman and they go to his room and >>>>>>>> about 15 minutes later the sounds of extremely vigorous sex permeated >>>>>>>> the hallway. Natalie wanted that BBC and that's exactly what she was >>>>>>>> getting.

    BBC?

    Big Black Genitalia.

    Well, that does preserve its gender ambiguity...

    I was thinking more a modicum of polite language.


    Fucking A!

    *WHACK* *sigh*


    You sound like Natalie Portman!

    Hold this live bomb for a minute.

    --
    I've done good in this world. Now I'm tired and just want to be a cranky
    dirty old man.

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  • From anim8rfsk@21:1/5 to Dimensional Traveler on Mon Mar 11 08:37:53 2024
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 3/10/2024 9:23 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 3/10/2024 12:08 PM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 9:26 AM, moviePig wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 11:36 AM, Dimensional Traveler wrote:
    On 3/9/2024 1:33 AM, anim8rfsk wrote:
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    In article <usgbdq$1vnrj$2@dont-email.me>,
      "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was >>>>>>>>>> finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the
    choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance.

    I'll never forget standing post on the secure floor of the
    Waldorf-Astoria hotel in NYC during Obama's visit to UNGA. I was >>>>>>>>> working
    the overnight shift and about midnight, Obama's body man, Reggie Love,
    gets off the elevator with Natalie Portman and they go to his room and
    about 15 minutes later the sounds of extremely vigorous sex permeated >>>>>>>>> the hallway. Natalie wanted that BBC and that's exactly what she was >>>>>>>>> getting.

    BBC?

    Big Black Genitalia.

    Well, that does preserve its gender ambiguity...

    I was thinking more a modicum of polite language.


    Fucking A!

    *WHACK* *sigh*


    You sound like Natalie Portman!

    Hold this live bomb for a minute.


    “Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb!”

    --
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it is still on my list.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From trotsky@21:1/5 to FPP on Tue Mar 12 04:51:32 2024
    On 3/10/24 8:51 AM, FPP wrote:
    On 3/8/24 10:21 PM, BTR1701 wrote:
    In article <usgbdq$1vnrj$2@dont-email.me>,
      "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was
    finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance.

    I'll never forget standing post on the secure floor of the
    Waldorf-Astoria hotel in NYC during Obama's visit to UNGA. I was working
    the overnight shift and about midnight, Obama's body man, Reggie Love,
    gets off the elevator with Natalie Portman and they go to his room and
    about 15 minutes later the sounds of extremely vigorous sex permeated
    the hallway. Natalie wanted that BBC and that's exactly what she was
    getting.

    Over the course of the night they went about 4 rounds. She emerged the
    next morning looking like she'd been tossed around the inside of a
    clothes drier. It was hard to keep a straight face as she walked the
    gauntlet of agents and staffers to the elevator. I wish I'd thought to
    ask to take a picture with her as she walked past.



    Sounds like somebody has a great defamation lawsuit here, Blake.


    An anonyshit slut shaming a world famous actress. Go figure. I'm
    verklempt, I guess she isn't a virgin.

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  • From trotsky@21:1/5 to FPP on Sat Mar 16 05:35:44 2024
    On 3/12/24 5:46 PM, FPP wrote:
    On 3/12/24 5:51 AM, trotsky wrote:
    On 3/10/24 8:51 AM, FPP wrote:
    On 3/8/24 10:21 PM, BTR1701 wrote:
    In article <usgbdq$1vnrj$2@dont-email.me>,
      "Adam H. Kerman" <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

    AP sez the divorce of Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied was
    finalized today, eight months after she filed. He was the
    choreographer
    on Black Swan (2010), for which she won best actress but didn't dance. >>>>
    I'll never forget standing post on the secure floor of the
    Waldorf-Astoria hotel in NYC during Obama's visit to UNGA. I was
    working
    the overnight shift and about midnight, Obama's body man, Reggie Love, >>>> gets off the elevator with Natalie Portman and they go to his room and >>>> about 15 minutes later the sounds of extremely vigorous sex permeated
    the hallway. Natalie wanted that BBC and that's exactly what she was
    getting.

    Over the course of the night they went about 4 rounds. She emerged the >>>> next morning looking like she'd been tossed around the inside of a
    clothes drier. It was hard to keep a straight face as she walked the
    gauntlet of agents and staffers to the elevator. I wish I'd thought to >>>> ask to take a picture with her as she walked past.



    Sounds like somebody has a great defamation lawsuit here, Blake.


    An anonyshit slut shaming a world famous actress.  Go figure.  I'm
    verklempt, I guess she isn't a virgin.


    Well, after the Republicans pass a law that mandates reporting of
    women's menstrual cycles, we'll have a better picture of that.


    Ironically Republicans behave like human menstrual cycles.

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