XPost: alt.tv.food-network, rec.food.cooking
Ubiquitous <
weberm@polaris.net> wrote in rec.food.cooking
Just how old does SLop think those girls are, anyway? They were way too old >for this theme. You gotta love how SLop managed to drag her boyfriend's kids >(Andrew Cuomo) onto her show.
Nice to see SLop still dresses inappropriately while cooking. Thank GAWD she >didn't change into a fairy dress, a la Miss Filbert's Tiny Town once she had >finished.
OMG... Pass the mental white out please. I just got a mental image of
SLop in a "Glenda the Good Witch" get up with a plunging neckline <<<shudder>>>.
SLop makes "fruit wands" by skewering cut fruit onto wooden skewers, adding >that this is a great project for the kids. Why would you give such young >children pointy things and why would you make them work at their own party? >Methinks SLop was being too clever by one half (someone call Ripley's!) with >those fruit wands.
10 points for stabbing a friend, 50 points for permanently maiming a
sibling. The winner gets a "fruit wand" martini.
I guess we can count ourselves lucky she didn't try to tell
us to soak the skewers lest they catch on fire, but how the hell does she >expect the kids to grab them without making a sticky mess, assuming they >realize it's sppsd to be eaten and isn't just another one of "Aunt Sandie"'s >lame tablerapes? You're going to have to grab at least one piece of fruit to >extricate it from the cantaloupe and the handle, which she stabbed into the >cantaloupe, is going to be all sorts of sticky.
Aunt Sandie just has to send them backstage to the network staff to have
them cleaned up. She doesn't have to deal with it.
What is it with SLop making finger foods that cannot be eaten? Those star >sandwiches looked like they were going to fall apart when picked up and then >there's the strawberry toothpicked to the top.
Those were totally "M&M"'s that she used on those lame cookies. One could >clearly see the logo on the closeup of the blue one.
Did I hear correctly when she said she was giving away those big creepy dolls >and "fairy diaries"? Oh how I'd love to read what they had to write about this >party!
Hmmmm... "Aunt Sandie was loaded as usual, and came up with another
stupid theme. She is soooooo lame. She is threatening me with a clown
birthday party theme. I hate clowns."
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