• David Wayne, was: What Did You Watch? 2024-01-28 (Sunday)

    From danny burstein@21:1/5 to A Friend on Mon Jan 29 22:28:38 2024
    In <290120241718334766%nope@noway.com> A Friend <nope@noway.com> writes:

    [snip]

    David Wayne had a good career in TV, including The Twilight Zone. I'm >particularly fond of his run on Ellery Queen.

    My favorite David Wayne comedy role was... he portrayed
    a hobo with the street, err, rail name of "Boston"
    on a Mannix episode.

    Some Bad Guys are trying to kill him. Cops shitcan his
    report. Mannix takes a shine to his character, takes
    the case, and puts him up in a "safe house" - namely
    a pretty low class but functional hotel.

    Wayne sneaks out because... some people came by who
    looked suspicious [a].

    Why? "They had matching socks and clean fingernails".

    [a] obFUKYOUMETV: In the interests of PC GARBAGE, MeTv
    censors out lots of dialog. They also use computerized
    censoring of the "closed captioning".

    Which led to "suspicious" becoming "suXXXXious".

    Yes, with capital "X"s.

    Don't get me started on a similat broadcast
    of the musical "Oliver", where one of the
    key characters is named "Fagin".

    Eyup. "XXXin".

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