Follows: An explanation

Because we no longer live in a simpler world, I have been
writing 'letters' under an involuntarily assumed name.
Well, a necessarily assumed involuntary... name.
In addition, I suddenly realize, I may be expected to "police"
the margins of my posts here in ways that I do not have to... on other... sites?

I remember when you had to wait for the TV to warm up...
(Involvement in radio warmup was before my time.)
I remember when you had to get up to make TV adjustments...
Well, with all the signal processing and doodads THOSE DAYS ARE BACK!

The more things stay the same...

Anyway, the Mrs...Mrs... having re-aquired her maiden surname
after some years of contemplation... and having soon acquired
a greater facility with new-fangled Windows...
Well, I am lucky to log on at all in some cases, and often when I do...
...I am deprived of my gender identity.... at least as far as customary cues are used presently...

What we have here, then, is a kind of culture-wide temporal
behavioral regression coupled with a potentially subjective
psycho-sexual confusion...
Which may explain today's Headlined epistimological quandaries...
No, no, even Spell-Check cannot keep up!

Indeed, the 'plethora' ":)" of posts on the Paleo-newsgroup... archaic NG are a demonstration of the frightening possibility that The Transistor is taking over...
But, as I have demonstrated with my true testimony above...
these machines can't keep up! We are faster and smarter than they are.

Pencil and paper! The kids aren't learning cursive writing anymore!
The Luddites warned us!
Anyway, my email is changed.

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