Dialogue between a male American Visitor (A.V.) and a female Travel Agent (T.A.).

A.V. (on phone): Hello, Eh-En-Zee Travel?

T.A.: Eh-En-Zed travel, yes sir.

A.V.: This’ll throw you: I have to get home to Alaska!

(bridge music, scene changes to travel agent’s office)

T.A.: ... there you go, sir: plane tickets, sled vouchers ... oh yes,
and some dog biscuits. I hope you enjoyed New Zealand.

A.V.: Don’t you mean ... New Zedland?

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