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On 21 Nov 2021, Klaus Schadenfreude
<klaus.schadenfreude.entfernen.@gmail.com> posted some news:s8lkpgtaml3lb7pjoq1ml4cnujtikj243f@4ax.com:

On Sun, 21 Nov 2021 05:34:26 -0800 (PST), bigdog
<geowright1963@gmail.com> wrote:

On Sunday, November 21, 2021 at 7:33:58 AM UTC-5, Klaus Schadenfreude >>wrote:

https://tinyurl.com/wtend9rr

U.S.?s Americans deal with the aftermath of the Rittenhouse verdict,
many are being forced to come to terms with the fact that it's no
longer safe to beat people to death with a skateboard in America.

"I'm devastated. I'm terrified. I don't even recognize my own
country anymore," said local concerned citizen Gail Piddlesnoot.
"How have we gotten to the point in our nation where people can no
longer beat someone with a skateboard, or kick someone in the face,
or threaten to kill them without risk of being shot? It's just
horrible."

The American Society of Communist Skateboard Murderers (ASCSM)
reports that more and more of their members are dropping out, no
longer confident that they can go out at night, burn down cities,
and bash in people's skulls with skateboards unmolested.

"This sets a dangerous precedent," said Piddlesnoot. "It could be
that in a very short time, we will no longer see gangs of marauding
skateboard-murdering arsonists roaming our streets at night, and
that's a very sad thought."

Experts are recommending that in the near future, for everyone's
safety, people who own skateboards just ride them for fun instead of
beating people with them.

While this is obviously a tongue-in-cheek post, a simple google search
will reveal dozens of cases in which a skateboard has been used as a
weapon to inflict death or great bodily harm. That fact alone
justifies Kyle's use of deadly force against Anthony Huber, a guy with
a violent criminal history. The left believe it was Kyle's moral duty
to allow Huber to continue to bludgeon him and take it like a man.
That was the argument made by the assistant AD at Kyle's trial. I'm
sure that argument played well with the jury. The last volley fired
from a sinking ship.

What they HATE is that Kyle had a better weapon.

And he used it effectively.

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