April 1 2021, Stanford, California

AT&T today received patent 15358978 for an auto-responder
which effectively stops spammers in their tracks.
Efftard Donglemeier, group leader of the 1300 person
anti-spam and abuse team, spoke to reporters Thursday.

"This may be the final answer for spam" said Donglemeier,
speaking from their newly constructed anti-spam campus
located in the verdant California hills just above
Stanford University. "When a customer sends a complaint
to abuse(at)att.net, within 120 days or less, we send an
auto-response thanking them for their input. In addition,
we provide links to both our Terms of Service (TOS)
and Acceptable Use Policy (AUP). By simply clicking
on these links with a "web-browser", a user can verify
for him or herself that we indeed have a strict
anti-spam policy posted on our website. Once a
spammed customer reads and understands this policy,
there is virtually no chance that they will receive
another unwanted email from the sender's email address.

Donglemeier then went on to explain the details of
how these "auto-responses", "links", "web-sites" and
"policies" stop spam in its tracks, and the specific
features and technologies protected by their recent
patent. He also reminded reporters that AT&T was a
pioneer in the use of the ASCII character set to
represent information posted on a web-site.

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In article <s45h91$4v4$1@dont-email.me>,
Post To Usenet <posttousenet@gmail.com> wrote:

On 2021-04-01 3:13 p.m., Vint Surf wrote:

April 1 2021, Stanford, California

AT&T today received patent 15358978 for an auto-responder
which effectively stops spammers in their tracks.
Efftard Donglemeier, group leader of the 1300 person
anti-spam and abuse team, spoke to reporters Thursday.

<SNIP>

Good try posted on April 1 2021 April fools day.
Didn't work but good try...

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On 2021-04-01 3:13 p.m., Vint Surf wrote:

April 1 2021, Stanford, California

AT&T today received patent 15358978 for an auto-responder
which effectively stops spammers in their tracks.
Efftard Donglemeier, group leader of the 1300 person
anti-spam and abuse team, spoke to reporters Thursday.

<SNIP>


Good try posted on April 1 2021 April fools day.
Didn't work but good try...

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Vint Surf <vinnie@surf.net> wrote:

April 1 2021, Stanford, California

AT&T today received patent 15358978 for an auto-responder
which effectively stops spammers in their tracks.
Efftard Donglemeier, group leader of the 1300 person
anti-spam and abuse team, spoke to reporters Thursday. . . .

Thanks. That was amusing.

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Post To Usenet <posttousenet@gmail.com> wrote:

On 2021-04-01 3:13 p.m., Vint Surf wrote:

April 1 2021, Stanford, California

AT&T today received patent 15358978 for an auto-responder
which effectively stops spammers in their tracks.
Efftard Donglemeier, group leader of the 1300 person
anti-spam and abuse team, spoke to reporters Thursday.

<SNIP>

Good try posted on April 1 2021 April fools day.
Didn't work but good try...

The thing is, it was really no crazier than many of the announcements
from major ISPs.
--scott
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