I have a dog. She is an Australian Shepherd, and her name is Blue.
Because of her pretty, albeit slightly bulgy, icy-blue eyes.
She is one of my best friends, and, for the most part, we co-exist very
well together.
But the dog digs. Holes. BIGASS Holes. My daughter and I are both 5'
4". When the daughter stands in the hole, she barely comes up to my shoulder. I know, because I made her stand in the hole.
What can I do?
Your parameters for the solution:
* No, I'm not going to shoot the dog or get rid of the dog. She's family. I cannot even whomp her over the head with a newspaper, as the holes are dug while I'm at work, and, although she is very bright (#7 on
the top ten intelligent dog list), I don't think she would get cause and effect, as in "Mama's whomping the hell outta me with a newspaper
because I dug that hole".
* I must go to work every day, leaving her alone.
* No she is not bored. She had two fenced acres to run around in. Woodlands. Dead squirrels. Bunnies. Her husband, Toby, the Border Collie.
* When I fill one hole, she watches, and as soon as I exit my estate, she digs another.
* Somebody's gonna break a leg, stepping in the holes. They will sue.
I'm very serious here. Think outside of the box. What can I do?
Donna
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