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<governor.swill@gmail.com> wrote:

Just call it Hammered High!

Page Six hears that a dance thrown by a well-to-do high school
in a posh Long Island enclave got out of hand when a group of
moms went wild — and one matriarch pooped on the bathroom floor,
while another made out with a senior.

A private mom’s Facebook group post, seen by Page Six, claims,
“It was a really nice evening until some moms decided to act
like absolute pigs and get stupid drunk, poop on the bathroom
floor, do drugs in the restroom, sneak in alcohol and dance
inappropriately.”

The killjoy commenter added, “Just wow to the disgusting,
pitiful moms who conducted themselves that way … I feel bad for
their sons. Boys — choose the opposite of what your trash bag
mom is.”

We’re told the posts regarding the wild bash were taken off the
group site.

Another source said of the scene — which sounds like an ’80s
movie starring Corey Feldman and Corey Haim, combined with
scatological classic “Two Girls One Cup” — that “one mom made
out with a senior. On the dance floor. Boys were dancing around
with no shirts on. The moms had zero shame.”

Now we hear that the venue has banned the school from holding
its sophisticated soirées there in future.

A rep for the venue told us, “It is very disturbing when rumors
snowball.” They added that they have another event scheduled
with the same school.

Cops tell us they did arrive at the scene but that it was
because a mom had cut her foot on her high heel and needed to be
taken to the hospital.

The good news is that if “Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis
wants to turn his camera on the MILF community for an “And Just
Like That”-style reboot, we may just have found the cast.

Reps for the school did not respond to requests for comment.

https://pagesix.com/2022/06/30/moms-go-wild-at-drug-filled-high- school-dance-on-long-island/

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