• 90% of all breakfast burritos sold in America are contaminated with hum

    From Bon Apetit@21:1/5 to All on Thu Sep 10 02:58:38 2015
    XPost: alt.food.safety, az.politics, ca.general
    XPost: ba.politics

    According to the CDC, random sampling of breakfast burritos
    revealed extremely high concentrations of fecal matter in the
    burritos. This was consistent across every region surveyed in
    the USA.

    Most liberal Americans eat breakfast burritos and feed them to
    their children..

    Real Americans don't eat burritos anyway.

     

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