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Washington, DC — A former Secret Service agent whose new book is
quickly climbing Amazon’s best-seller charts, said he is
concerned about the state of the country and says it is time the
public knows the real truth about our Commander in Chief, Barack
Obama.

Former agent, Paul Horner, in his new tell-all book “The Black
House,” reveals what goes on inside the White House when the
news cameras are turned off.

In an interview with NBC News, Horner told Senior Political
Analyst Tom Downey that he is one-hundred-percent positive that
President Obama is not only gay, but a radical Muslim as well.

“Everyone on the inside knows that Obama is gay and a Muslim, it
is common knowledge,” Horner said. “I saw many men coming and
going from Obama’s room, at all hours. I would say a good
portion of the men, over fifty-percent, were Muslim.”

Downey: “In your book you talk about several rituals Obama
preformed to unwind from his busy schedule. Can you elaborate on
these for our viewers?”

Horner: “When no one was around, except his security, Obama
couldn’t wait to get out of his suit and into his Muslim tunic.
He would wear it while praying to the prophet Muhammad
throughout the day. During these prayer sessions he insisted
that he not be disturbed.”

Downey: “Your book spends a whole chapter devoted to the various
“tortures” that Obama and the First Lady would subject you to.
Can you explain?”

Horner: “Because I was white, Obama would force me to listen to
Diana Ross at full volume, every day, at all hours of the night.
It was horrible, I never got any sleep. This is one of the main
reasons I finally had to quit.”

Downey: “Can you give us any insight on Obama’s feelings towards
the American people?”

Horner: “He constantly made jokes about Americans, frequently
referring to them as “mongoloids” and “idiots”. Christians were
his favorite verbal punching bags. He has absolutely no respect
for the Christian religion. I believe he actually hates
Christians, and finds their ideology to be old fashioned and
ignorant.”

Downey: “What are some of the things the public will find the
most shocking?”

Horner: “Probably the sheer amount of men he welcomed into his
bed quarters. I am in no way homophobic, but Obama’s insatiable
lust for homosexual liaisons is like nothing I’ve ever
witnessed. We’re talking 10-15 partners in a single day.”

Downey: “That’s amazing, 10-15 in a single day? Wow.”

Horner: “Also, at least once a day, Obama would have us log on
to Facebook and report a page about a Dolphin named Fappy who
travels around the country speaking to elementary school
children about the dangers and consequences of masturbation. It
was all very, very strange stuff.”

Downey: “Is there anything else you can tell us?”

Horner: “Yeah (Horner smiles), buy the book.”

http://newsexaminer.net/entertainment/secret-service-agent-says- obama-is-gay-muslim/
 

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