• Term of the day: Tendril Perversion

    From Hactar@21:1/5 to tlwright6x@gmail.com on Mon Apr 18 02:47:08 2016
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    In article <b92dnS2V5ogGzInKnZ2dnUU7-b2dnZ2d@supernews.com>,
    Tim Wright <tlwright6x@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 4/17/2016 9:06 PM, artyw2@yahoo.com wrote:
    This phrase refers to telephone cords and similar things that get
    tangled and cannot be returned to their original condition.

    I was a phone man for over 30 years. There isn't a cord I can't
    untangle. My wife is always giving me these very fine necklace chains
    to untangle. I haven't been stumped yet.

    My wife game me a bag of >5 balls of yarn (>3 of which were black) which
    had decided to get frisky. That was fun. When I was a kid I'd go to my friend's house and untwist his kitchen phone cord, so I've been weird a
    while.



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  • From Hactar@21:1/5 to billturlock@billturlock.com on Mon Apr 18 16:20:18 2016
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    In article <ubdahbt7qi81qfdvsi7cfs20t44ot9edm4@4ax.com>,
    Bill Turlock <billturlock@billturlock.com> wrote:
    On Mon, 18 Apr 2016 13:23:27 +0000 (UTC), Howard <howrd223@htmail.com>
    wrote:
    "artyw2@yahoo.com" <artyw2@yahoo.com> wrote:

    This phrase refers to telephone cords and similar things that get
    tangled and cannot be returned to their original condition. >
    I haven't fiddled with wireless charging yet, but I'm hopeful that I can >get rid of one source of tendril perversion at some point. Somewhat >ironically, my Bluetooth usage hasn't helped that much, since the extra >charging of the speaker and devices means that there's still a lot of >plugging that has to go on in order to unplug.

    I bought a charging pad, and its related receiver coil for inside the
    device. It was cheap, <$10.00 on the 'net.

    It was designed specifically for the Sams Gal 4, with the contacts to
    the battery provided by the mfr. Sometimes, if there's not enpough
    room inside the cover, you have to get a specially designed
    replacement (usually comes with), and the extra width can make it
    difficut to fit in your holster...(YES, I DO STILL USE A 'PHONE
    HOLSTER. SHUT UP. LEAVE ME ALONE. GET OFF MY LAWN).

    Well heck, I didn't get the memo. What are the kids using to hold their flip-phones on their waistband these days?

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  • From Kerr Mudd-John@21:1/5 to Hactar on Tue Apr 19 12:51:44 2016
    XPost: alt.fan.cecil-adams

    On Mon, 18 Apr 2016 07:47:08 +0100, Hactar <ebenZEROONE@verizon.net> wrote:

    In article <b92dnS2V5ogGzInKnZ2dnUU7-b2dnZ2d@supernews.com>,
    Tim Wright <tlwright6x@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 4/17/2016 9:06 PM, artyw2@yahoo.com wrote:
    This phrase refers to telephone cords and similar things that get
    tangled and cannot be returned to their original condition.

    I was a phone man for over 30 years. There isn't a cord I can't
    untangle. My wife is always giving me these very fine necklace chains
    to untangle. I haven't been stumped yet.

    My wife game me a bag of >5 balls of yarn (>3 of which were black) which
    had decided to get frisky. That was fun. When I was a kid I'd go to my friend's house and untwist his kitchen phone cord, so I've been weird a while.
    <immediately adjusts desk phone cord>

    I can see how the quantum physics chaps think it's all knotted up.

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