• Dyslexia joke

    From David Dalton@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jul 20 21:32:53 2022
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    Seen on a front gate;

    BEWARE OF GOD

    :-)

    DRD

    --
    David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “Mary walks down to the water’s edge and there she hangs Her head to
    find herself faded a shadow of what she once was" (Sarah McLachlan)

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  • From Radey Shouman@21:1/5 to David Dalton on Wed Jul 20 22:52:51 2022
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    David Dalton <dalton@nfld.com> writes:

    Seen on a front gate;

    BEWARE OF GOD

    :-)

    DRD

    Dyslexics of the word: Untie!

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  • From David Dalton@21:1/5 to David Dalton on Sat Jul 23 00:09:10 2022
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    In article <0001HW.2888CF2D002CE67F70000D0CC38F@88.198.57.247>,
    David Dalton <dalton@nfld.com> wrote:

    Seen on a front gate;

    BEWARE OF GOD

    :-)

    DRD

    Apologies to any dyslexics I may have offended.

    Note that I mentioned dyslexic in the following "Wild Rover"
    Poe-M of June, 1993, on or very near Bloomsday, during my
    second waning crescent high:

    ...FrEE_Lancers' G_yNhAME G_naw f/l/NAmiss, NuNe our Never 'n MOreo oo -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    OUIow, the uni-verse, L.whee DRUInk-rD
    aura FU-syZY, G_ee, circle-T P/ToeMa-knEE
    dense eNFanTime 'round T'Wean dark, from light
    Dis lex 'ick T-waIsted AC-Scent PR-One to M/LIce
    S/B hare, leaf is / all re but-t
    fruit loops chopped, sum bits dropped, sLaphter and PneUNs
    a par fait danSH Z\'est nu f(1) T fore too
    Chi/me dark to light C/Home light to dark _ sea, ole Port 'eh

    have & helf, black et tan,
    wHEY t' fur the rigged barE, tinders of nut and dew.
    onDe leFt le femME noIre BB uRe gidde
    all weigh fael sLlabelLs

    --
    David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “Mary walks down to the water’s edge and there she hangs Her head to
    find herself faded a shadow of what she once was" (Sarah McLachlan)

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  • From Radey Shouman@21:1/5 to David Dalton on Sun Jul 24 20:58:37 2022
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    David Dalton <dalton.nfld@gmail.com> writes:

    In article <0001HW.2888CF2D002CE67F70000D0CC38F@88.198.57.247>,
    David Dalton <dalton@nfld.com> wrote:

    Seen on a front gate;

    BEWARE OF GOD

    :-)

    DRD

    Apologies to any dyslexics I may have offended.

    Note that I mentioned dyslexic in the following "Wild Rover"
    Poe-M of June, 1993, on or very near Bloomsday, during my
    second waning crescent high:

    DOG IS MY COPILOT

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