• American Currency has no Value

    From I Didn't Vote for the Idiot@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jan 23 00:51:42 2019
    XPost: misc.consumers.frugal-living

    Since the US government has been shutdown for over one month, American
    Currency no longer has any value. The cash in your wallet is nothing but
    scrap paper now.

    Worse yet, everything you have purchased with American currency in the
    past 10 years does NOT belong to you. It either belongs to the store or
    seller who it came from, and it must be returned to them.

    This includes all purchases made with credit cards, debit cards, and
    checks, since these payment methods are based on US Currency.

    If you purchased any items that you can no longer return, such as food,
    fuel, or consumable items, you owe those companies or stores, and will
    be in debt for a long time. You may even be arrested and prisoned for
    theft, if you can not return such items.

    Anyone attempting to purchase items using American Currency, after
    todays date, will be prosecuted and/or shot by police.

    Note: When disposing of your currency, please recycle it. DO NOT place
    it in the trash.

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