• Amazon Prime for May

    From Spalls Hurgenson@21:1/5 to All on Mon May 2 20:35:47 2022
    I dunno, you guys been slackin' on this. I've been waiting for
    SOMEBODY to announce these games for days, but no, you're all off
    earning a living or playing video games or whatever it is you guys do
    (wild sex parties maybe?). I had to go and find out what's being
    offered myself. I'm too lazy for this much work!

    So, here: the list of 'free' games available (if you don't count the
    $200/year entry fee) to Amazon Prime users:

    - Dead Space 2
    - The Curse of Monkey Island
    - Shattered: Tales of the Forgotten Ring
    - Out of Line
    - Cat Quest
    - Mail Mole + 'Xpress Deliveries

    I mean, "Dead Space 2" is a nice addition... or it would be if I
    didn't own it a half-dozen times already. It's probably the best game
    of the franchise, with the most honest scares. I mean, it's no "System
    Shock 2", but its close... and it looks a heck of a lot better too.

    "The Curse of Monkey Isle" is a nice addition too, especially since
    they've already offered the first two games of the series on Prime.
    Personally, "Curse" is my favorite of the franchise, even if the art
    style does take a bit getting used to. It does suffer a bit from
    sequelitis, but it's still a pretty good game.

    "Shattered" doesn't look all that impressive to me, but it's gotten
    some good reviews, although more for its world-building and atmosphere
    than its gameplay. The latter seems like a fairly low-key
    Diablo-clone, so not too exciting. But it might be worth a visit just
    to roam its big open map.

    And the rest? Well, it looks like filler. "Out of Line" is a typical
    Indie platformer: hand-drawn 2D artwork of a child traversing a
    vaguely post-apocalyptic world, avoiding killer obstacles and monsters
    and solving simplistic puzzles. It might be a good game (reviews seem
    positive) but I've seen it dozens of times before. "Cat Quest" is a
    fairly linear Zelda-clone... except you play a cat. "Mail Mole" is a
    3D platformer that obviously is going for the nostalgia factor to
    boost sales. Well, obviously some people like this sort of game; me,
    I'll happily pass.


    Now I gotta go take a nap (all this work googlin' the games got me all
    tuckered out)! Next month, I expect this done for me! ;-)

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  • From PW@21:1/5 to spallshurgenson@gmail.com on Mon May 2 21:24:18 2022
    On Mon, 02 May 2022 20:35:47 -0400, Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:

    I dunno, you guys been slackin' on this. I've been waiting for
    SOMEBODY to announce these games for days, but no, you're all off
    earning a living or playing video games or whatever it is you guys do
    (wild sex parties maybe?). I had to go and find out what's being
    offered myself. I'm too lazy for this much work!

    So, here: the list of 'free' games available (if you don't count the >$200/year entry fee) to Amazon Prime users:

    - Dead Space 2
    - The Curse of Monkey Island
    - Shattered: Tales of the Forgotten Ring
    - Out of Line
    - Cat Quest
    - Mail Mole + 'Xpress Deliveries

    I mean, "Dead Space 2" is a nice addition... or it would be if I
    didn't own it a half-dozen times already. It's probably the best game
    of the franchise, with the most honest scares. I mean, it's no "System
    Shock 2", but its close... and it looks a heck of a lot better too.

    "The Curse of Monkey Isle" is a nice addition too, especially since
    they've already offered the first two games of the series on Prime. >Personally, "Curse" is my favorite of the franchise, even if the art
    style does take a bit getting used to. It does suffer a bit from
    sequelitis, but it's still a pretty good game.

    "Shattered" doesn't look all that impressive to me, but it's gotten
    some good reviews, although more for its world-building and atmosphere
    than its gameplay. The latter seems like a fairly low-key
    Diablo-clone, so not too exciting. But it might be worth a visit just
    to roam its big open map.

    And the rest? Well, it looks like filler. "Out of Line" is a typical
    Indie platformer: hand-drawn 2D artwork of a child traversing a
    vaguely post-apocalyptic world, avoiding killer obstacles and monsters
    and solving simplistic puzzles. It might be a good game (reviews seem >positive) but I've seen it dozens of times before. "Cat Quest" is a
    fairly linear Zelda-clone... except you play a cat. "Mail Mole" is a
    3D platformer that obviously is going for the nostalgia factor to
    boost sales. Well, obviously some people like this sort of game; me,
    I'll happily pass.



    Now I gotta go take a nap (all this work googlin' the games got me all >tuckered out)! Next month, I expect this done for me! ;-)



    Thanks fo looking all that up! I did like the Dead Space games a lot.
    Forgot about them. I think I still have 3 installed and maybe 1 or 2.

    Maybe Monkey Island somewhere.

    -pw

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  • From Spalls Hurgenson@21:1/5 to iamnotusingonewithAgent@notinuse.co on Tue May 3 13:02:50 2022
    On Mon, 02 May 2022 21:24:18 -0600, PW
    <iamnotusingonewithAgent@notinuse.com> wrote:
    On Mon, 02 May 2022 20:35:47 -0400, Spalls Hurgenson ><spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:

    - Dead Space 2
    - The Curse of Monkey Island
    - Shattered: Tales of the Forgotten Ring
    - Out of Line
    - Cat Quest
    - Mail Mole + 'Xpress Deliveries

    Thanks fo looking all that up! I did like the Dead Space games a lot.
    Forgot about them. I think I still have 3 installed and maybe 1 or 2.

    I quite enjoyed all three (four) games of the Dead Space franchise. As mentioned, I consider the 2nd game the best of the series, but the
    other games weren't without merit. The original suffered from a lack
    of polish; some rough graphics and controls, and an uncertainty as to
    what sort of game they wanted to make meant for an experience that was
    less smooth than it could have been. "Dead Space 3" was the
    franchises' nadir ( suffering both from too many post-game
    monetizations (including cutting out the game's entire final chapter)
    and a transformation from action-horror to rather mundane action), but
    it was still entertaining. Even the mobile game was pretty good,
    although its touch-screen controls just reinforced my hatred of
    touch-screen controls ;-)

    But if you're remotely interested in the series, you probably already
    own this game, as it's been offered as a freebie numerous times in the
    past (you may, like myself, even have paid money for it). So getting
    it on Amazon is a lot less exciting than it otherwise ought to be.

    Maybe Monkey Island somewhere.

    Now, "CoMI" I can get more excited about. Even though it's been
    available for sale on GOG for a dog's age, this is the first time I'm
    aware of that it's being offered for free. The cynical part of me says
    this is just a marketing effort designed to promote the recently
    announced "Return to Monkey Island", except Amazon (and, before them,
    their partners at Twitch) were offering the Monkey Island games for
    years prior to this.

    Plus, like I said, I think "Curse" might be the best of the series...
    if only because it introduced Murray the Talking Skull.

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