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  • Tim N. Clarke, International Man of Mystery

    From Louis Ohland@21:1/5 to All on Sun Nov 6 06:25:42 2022
    I've got a few hints.

    #1 - Tim sailed his boat up the Danube and into the Black Sea. After
    retaking Snake Island all by himself, the Ukrainians came up with a
    cover story...

    #2 - After a spot of Tea, Tim handpicked his personal bodyguard and went
    north to help the British Legion.

    #3 - After that, Tim put some hurt on the Kerch bridge. He had to leave
    some of it up, or the Russians might have connected him to it...

    Not sure, things became fuzzy, rumors of some railway action in Belarus.


    Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Louis Ohland@21:1/5 to Louis Ohland on Mon Nov 7 06:33:33 2022
    After analyzing SIGINT, Tim (using his cover identity "Humphrey Bogart")
    rigged his boat like in the movie "The African Queen", but with a remote control. After the cheap Red Chinese remote failed, Tim sailed into the
    path of the Moskva, and waited for the Ukrainian cover attack to
    distract the crew.

    Tim N. Clarke uses "the most interesting man alive" to pretend he's an
    actor just doing impossible things to sell Dos Equis beer. Great cover,
    folks think he's filming commercials...

    Louis Ohland wrote:
    #1 - Tim sailed his boat up the Danube and into the Black Sea. After
    retaking Snake Island all by himself, the Ukrainians came up with a
    cover story...

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)