• Celebrating five years, Verizon's adfellows announces bold plans for ex

    From Bill Horne@21:1/5 to All on Wed May 4 15:27:23 2022
    NEW YORK - Today, as Verizon and its partners celebrated the
    graduation of the fifth class of adfellows, Verizon announced its goal
    to significantly expand the paid fellowship program, which is designed
    to address the diversity and inclusion gap in advertising and
    marketing by providing meaningful job experience and career
    acceleration opportunities to the next generation of diverse talent.

    https://www.verizon.com/about/news/celebrating-five-years-verizons-adfellows

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    ***** Moderator's Note *****

    Step right up, brown people! It's new and improved, black people! congratulations, Asian people: listen carefully to the new crop of
    Blow-Dried Airheads we're making just for you!

    The struggles and deprivations of you ancesters have provided you with
    an incalculatbly valuable commodity: the right to hear a bunch of lies
    and half- and quarter-truths that will prepare you to be the next crop
    of suckers whom we'll shear like so many of the sheep that came before
    you!

    Cry Hallelujah, newly annointed consumers! We've been waiting for you
    to arrive! Here are just a few important things to remember:

    1. The Tall White Guy always knows what to do, and he always solves
    all the problems in sixty minutes, with time out for the
    commercials which will soon feature faces that look just like yours.

    2. Guns are good. When you put on a uniform and pick up a gun, you'll
    be respected and feared and smart, just like the Tall White Guys
    who came before you.

    3. You always have to stand up to bullies, and anyone who says that we
    consume too much and steal too much and murder too many is an evil
    com-mu-nist bully and must be destroyed.

    Oh, by the way - you Red men should be grateful we didn't kill all of
    you. Shut up and be content with your casinos and the other bones we
    throw at you. Or else.

    Bill Horne
    Moderator

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