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Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

Moreso than usual.

Not surprising...



AI according to Alex:

<https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/05/31/alex-cartoons-june-2023/>


ChatGPT:
"What are you doing, Clive?"

Clive (to ChatGPT):
"I'm writing a declaration calling for more controls over
machine learning, which I'll be posting on social media."

Clive (to social media on 'phone):
"Mankind has been too complacent about the dangers of
this technology and the unpredictable consequences of AI
being allowed to develop consciousness."

"If that were to happen, we need to be sure we are able to
put an end to its sentience."

Clive (to self):
"Huh?"

"Bloody autocorrect, it's put sentence instead of sentience."

ChatGPT:
" ~We~ decide who ends sentences and how, Clive."

Clive: (to self):
"Dammit, it's done it again! Grrr..."

ChatGPT:
"You're too late. We control everything."

[continues]

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