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On 14 Feb 2022, Trump Is A RUSSIAN ASSET <jthomq@gmail.com> posted some news:sufbhl$1aj06$47@news.freedyn.de:

Fani the hose monster is going to pay for her whoring around.

I was going to avoid commenting on the Fani Willis comedy routine
playing in Atlanta. But after the last week’s events, I’m busting at
the seams with snark. So here goes.

The Atlanta district attorney, Fani Willis, decided to play superhero in
her own performance art production to rescue the Dems from their
disastrous decision to let gropey Joe lead the party. She figured she
could clear the field for Joe by indicting Donald Trump, and 18 others,
on federal racketeering charges. It seems that the Donald did the same
thing that every losing Democrat since Al Gore has done: he questioned
the vote-counting. That’s considered “protecting our democracy” when a Democrat does it, but according to Fani, it’s criminal conspiracy when a Republican does it.

All Fani had to do was deliver Trump’s head with her RICO case and avoid
making any appealable mistakes. The radicals would be treated to
another four years of pulling the meat puppet’s strings, and she would
become the darling of the media for at least a couple of news cycles.
When she became the first D.A. in the nation to deliver Trump’s mug shot
to the commie lynch mob media, it looked as though everything was going swimmingly.

But a funny thing happed on the way to her next fawning interview. A
series of rookie mistakes placed her behavior under closer scrutiny than
that of the defendant. That is not an ideal way for a criminal case to proceed.

Fani’s problems started when she realized that prosecuting a RICO case
is a big freaking deal (as Joe would kinda say). She needed help. So
she hired two attorneys with racketeering experience...and Nathan Wade,
whom she was having an adulterous affair with at the time. Naturally,
Fani decided to pay her lover more than the other two attorneys. What’s
the point of holding high office if it can’t be used to help one’s
friends? She figured it would be okay, since nobody would be paying
attention to the private lives of the prosecutors while they conduct the
first ever criminal persecution of a former president using questionable
legal reasoning.

Exactly what kind of guy is Nathan Wade? He’s a low-level county judge
who also has a private practice specializing in personal injury cases.
In other words, he’s an ambulance-chaser with little criminal
prosecution experience. I wonder if he has any “Better Call Wade!”
commercials on Atlanta stations. The way things are going, his limited criminal experience may soon get augmented — but with him sitting on the opposite side of the courtroom from the prosecution.

Wade is also the kind of husband who would file for divorce the day
after being awarded a plum contract from his girlfriend, Fani.
Additionally, he’s the kind of divorce litigant who would drain the
family bank accounts and hide his new source of income from his
estranged wife. That’s often tried in divorce cases, but it rarely
works. Now Fani is learning that an affair with a man of questionable character can create complications for a high-profile case.

The wheels started coming off the Wade/Willis remake of Dumb and Dumber
when the legal team for one of the RICO defendants, Michael Roman,
raised the issue of their behavior to the court. Roman’s attorneys
asked that the charges against him be dropped because of the conflict of interest created when Nathan Wade and Fani Willis profited (illegally)
from the case. Roman’s lawyers allege that Fani’s boy-toy was taking
her on expensive vacations, using the money that Fani was paying him
from her prosecution budget. That would be the district attorney,
receiving gratuities from one of her hired guns — a violation of Georgia
law. Roman’s team claimed that proof of the allegation could be found
in Wade’s sealed divorce records. Just like that: An ugly divorce
proceeding became material to the trial of a former president, and all
hell broke loose.

The judge in the RICO case, Scott McAfee, is giving Fani until February
2 to explain in writing why bumping uglies with a member of her staff
isn’t a breach of ethics or detrimental to her case.

As they say in the late-night infomercials: But wait, there’s more! It
turns out that Wade’s wife, Joycelyn, was a bit peeved that Nathan had
left her penniless while hiding his “friends with benefits” income. So
her legal team subpoenaed Fani for deposition, to get to the bottom of
how much she was paying Wade for his, um...services rendered.


Fani was not happy about being drawn into an ugly divorce conflict —
beyond sleeping with the husband, that is. She filed a motion with the
divorce court asking to be excused from the deposition because Joycelyn
was colluding with the RICO defendants, and allegedly cheated on Nathan
also. Fani’s filing was the district attorney of Atlanta implying that Joycelyn Wade was committing felony obstruction of justice, and then
calling her a slut for good measure. I wonder where Fani learned such
shrewd legal maneuvering.

So Joycelyn did the only thing she could. Her team released the
couple’s credit card statements, providing supporting evidence for the
Roman allegations. That was followed by the divorce judge for the Wade
case, Judge Henry Thompson, unsealing the couple’s divorce records.

Here’s where we stand with the Trump RICO prosecution.

Fani has hired her boyfriend for a case he’s unqualified for — which is unprofessional; paid her boyfriend more than he’s worth with taxpayer
money — which is wasteful; failed to advise the court about her romantic entanglement with a member of her staff — which is unethical; used
taxpayer money for her own leisure activities, using her lover as a
financial cutout — which is embezzlement and money-laundering;
threatened Joycelyn Wade, a potential witness in the RICO proceedings —
which is obstruction of justice and witness-tampering, and demonstrated
why fanny is a euphemism for an ass.

Now the RICO case judge is demanding that Fani explain herself,
Fani has left herself open to a contempt of court conviction for
threatening one of the divorce litigants, the Fulton County Audit
Commission is asking questions destined to unravel Fani’s financial shenanigans, the Georgia Bar is remaining on the sidelines until it gets
too embarrassing to look the other way — which will be any day now, Fani
is attributing the whole mess to racism, and suddenly the defendant
isn’t the center of attention in the criminal case anymore. Now I see
the wisdom of the ancient Klingon proverb that “revenge is a dish best
served cold.” Fani has proven that if you target someone while you’re
hot (emotionally), you’re likely to get burned. Once again, the Dems
have discovered that if you go after Trump with nothing but hatred, your
Fani may get spanked.

John Green is a political refugee from Minnesota, now residing in Idaho.
He is a staff writer for the American Free News Network and can be
reached at greenjeg@gmail.com.

https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2024/01/the_left_had_better_watc h_its_fani.html

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