You see, AlleyPuss's MAGA God (with clay feet) uses hyperbole all the
time but AlleyPuss -- being the ignorant old schlub he is -- thinks his
MAGA God never exaggerates and should always be taken literally.
(P.S. - Did you guys like the way I capitalized every word in the
subject header to Make It Look Really Important? I was making fun of AlleyPuss.)