XPost: or.politics, ca.politics, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
XPost: talk.politics.guns
On 8/18/2023 3:28 PM, CHUM LEE Attorney at Law wrote:
Democracy: Three wolves and a lamb vote for dinner.
Republic: Three wolves and a lamb vote for dinner,
but the lamb is armed & has the right
to an appeal in a court of law.
Communism: Three Wolves have eaten the lamb
and are fighting amongst themselves
for the scraps.
Islamism: A man in a cave writing gibberish rules
over the people of a territory!
This is a classic example of why right-wingnuts *are not* and *cannot be* funny.
First of all, the dull, plodding, unimaginative fucktard who wrote this bullshit fucked up the original old chestnut about democracy. It's *two* wolves
and a lamb; the third wolf is superfluous. Secondly, in the most commonly found
version of this, falsely attributed to Benjamin Franklin (he didn't say it), the
next entry is not about a "republic" — it is, "*Liberty* is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." The fucktard who slopped the above together not only gets
it wrong but makes it needlessly twice as long.
The last two are just gratuitous shit, but right-wingnuts *always* put gratuitous shit into their lame, leaden attempts at humor.
Right-wingnuts just can't do humor. Proof? Babylon Bee.
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