Sure Charlie, sure, that is OK
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Wally Wonka and The Money Factory
Chapter 1
It was an early morning at Wallstreet. A name once given by the Dutch
colonists to what in the Netherlands was called The Wallen. Wallstreet
like The Wallen in Amsterdam was given that name because money is like
an expensive prostitute. Money does it with everyone, everything, yes,
all the time.
The bell was ringing, Charlie took the phone, and a voice spoke, "Hey,
it is me! Is my bankaccount doing well?". And Charlie replied, may I
have your ID? And at the phone "177 Meter, Year 1955, Weight 67".
Meanwhile Charlie looking up asked, "Hello Mr Gates, for your
verification, do you live at Washington Lake? Yes or No will do". The
person replied: "Yes, now help me, how is my bankaccount doing at the
Cayman Island near Cuba?".
"Just a moment Charlie replied",.... "Have good news for you Sir, you
have over 100 Billion placed with interest assurance from the FED, that
counts upto well say 125 Billion."
Gates started lauging: "Those FED, am way smarter than them, don't even
pay taxes when I donate into my Foundation, can I withdraw the money
without the FED knowing?","What is your name kiddo?", Gates continued.
"Charlie, just Charlie", "Well tell me, can I?".
"Are you the son of a lawyer called William Henry Gates II", did Charlie
polite asked a gesture.
The voice turned dark, the laughing stopped, "Look you kiddo, the FED,
this money needs to go, do you have another TAX and IRS free paradise?
And don't name the word Billion anymore, it is not like we are at a
secure line, kiddo, do not freak this job up!"
Since Charlie was educated at a school where people are learned economy
the hardway, Charlie asked "Is 5 Dollar a problem Sir?"
Gates replied " WTF 5 billion dollar for a simple 125 billion dollar
money transfer without the FED and IRS knowing? ".
Charlie did not know what to do, "Sir, please do not name the word you
did ask for not to mention anymore. But yes, pay me 5 billion, no
questions asked, and consider it done."
The voice at the phone from laughing to dark ended up "My f_c_ing
goodness", "Am OK with that, we can both work together I suppose. Where
is the 5 Dollar going to?"
Charlie had to think and looked "A few percent here and there, it is
just 5 dollar, the IRS would not that make a problem. Is it a problem my
boss gets 10 percent?". And Charlie continued "since it is almost
December this would be great since I get a bonus to do this, and I could
use it for hospital care for my wife and our children."
The voice of Gates sounded, "Sure Charlie, sure, that is OK, Until next
time, bye, have got to do a Harvard presentation at Skulls and Bones".
Charlie was relieved, his hospital bill for giving birth to a son and
daughter did cost far more than expected, at the beginning it was just a
bill of $17000 Dollar for a birth without any complications, but Charlie understood that the mortgage was overdue too, and thought "Perhaps it is
better to live with the Devil!".
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