Oh, the Russian Army is frightening,
And the sphincters are all tightening,
But since the President's mind's in a fog,
Wag the dog, wag the dog, wag the dog!
Vlad the Putinator isn't going to actually INVADE Ukraine unless he's
FORCED into it. He does not want war. He has BIGGER plans.
Apparently Belarus, the OTHER Russian-invaded former soviet satellite,
has a Constitutional referendum this year. And Russian troops are there
to ensure IT ALL GOES WELL FOR VLAD.
And "President" 'Bite-Me' Biden, who [probably] can't remember what he
ate for breakfast, or whether he took a pee 5 minutes ago, is SHAKING
HIS FIST and SOUNDING ANGRY and WE! MUST! DO! SOMETHING! ABOUT! UKRAINE!
Ultimately Putin has one goal: make the USA look bad, while advancing
his own position in Eastern Europe.
And, actually ATTACKING UKRAINE isn't going to help much.
Bite-Me HANDED the Russian oil pipeline "go ahead" to Putin, while SIMULTANEOUSLY SCREWING OVER USA OIL PRODUCTION. Now Europe NEEDS
Russian Oil. Good. Job. (NOT)
So, Putin has Russia do "military exercises" on the Ukrainian border,
and thumbs his nose and spanks his ass and flips us all off DARING
anyone to do ANYTHING about it.
Because, he CAN.
Meanwhile, a FECKLESS and WEAK USA "PRESIDENT" wants a "Summit".
https://www.foxnews.com/live-news/russia-ukraine-putin-has-list-of-ukrainians-to-be-killed-or-sent-to-camps-u-s-warns
I'm sure Vlad is LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF right now.
Here's what _I_ predict will happen: GERMANY will fix it (they need
Russian oil the most, after all).
1. Vlad will saber rattle, and Germany will keep Ukraine out of NATO,
assist in removing things Vlad thinks is a threat, yotta yotta.
2. NO concessions from Putin or the Russian government in general.
3. The situation in Belarus continues to go virtually UN-NOTICED.
4. Ukraine bows to Russian influence even more than before.
5. Joe "Bite-Me" Biden TRIES TO TAKE CREDIT FOR IT (even though he is obviously WEAK, FECKLESS, and a BUMBLING IDIOT)
I do not believe there will be any kind of war, invasion, or conflict.
This Ukrainian situation is all MEDIA HYPE that is part of the "New
World Order" conspiracy, designed to FOOL people into accepting a rise
of power of Russia and China, and a SIGNIFICANT decline of the USA, such
that our "inconvenient Constitution" can EVENTUALLY be rendered
"irrelevant".
And "Bite-Me" and the DEMON RATS have been given their "pacifiers" so
they'll just SHUT THE HELL UP and LET IT HAPPEN.
DO NOT DOUBT ME!
--
(aka 'Bombastic Bob' in case you wondered)
'Feeling with my fingers, and thinking with my brain' - me
'your story is so touching, but it sounds just like a lie'
"Straighten up and fly right"
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