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An altar boy walks in to find his priest masturbating furiously.
Embarrassed, he begins to back out of the room when the priest
says "George, this is perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed
of; you'll be doing it yourself soon enough".

Skeptical, George says "Really, Father"?

The priest replies "Sure you will, my wrist is getting tired"!

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