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    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jul 21 00:04:22 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 21, 2019.
    This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.

    On this day...
    I xeroxed my watch. Now, I have time to spare.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jul 22 09:08:32 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 22, 2019.
    This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jul 23 00:08:02 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 23, 2019.
    This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm Dyslexia Of Borg. Prepare To Have Your Ass Laminated.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 24 00:04:19 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 24, 2019.
    This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not deaf...I'm ignoring you.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jul 25 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 25, 2019.
    This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not speeding...I'm chasing tornadoes!
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 26 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 26, 2019.
    This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm NOT Spoiled!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jul 27 00:04:20 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 27, 2019.
    This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not STUBBORN...I'm just CORRECT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jul 28 00:04:39 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 28, 2019.
    This is the 209th day of the year, there are 156 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm one step away from being rich. All I need is money.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jul 29 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 29, 2019.
    This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want??
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jul 30 00:04:23 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 30, 2019.
    This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm speeding because I have to go poop.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 31 00:05:01 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 31, 2019.
    This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.

    On this day...
    I've repeatedly said to you, to not be redundant.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Aug 1 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 1, 2019.
    This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.

    On this day...
    I've never argued with the weather.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Aug 2 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 2, 2019.
    This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.

    On this day...
    I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Aug 3 07:26:19 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 3, 2019.
    This is the 215th day of the year, there are 150 days left.

    On this day...
    If Barbie's so popular, why must you buy her friends??
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Aug 4 00:04:17 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 4, 2019.
    This is the 216th day of the year, there are 149 days left.

    On this day...
    If cats could read they would paws after each claws.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Aug 5 00:06:31 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 5, 2019.
    This is the 217th day of the year, there are 148 days left.

    On this day...
    If everything seems to be OK, you've overlooked something.
    --- SBBSecho 3.07-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Aug 6 08:37:38 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 6, 2019.
    This is the 218th day of the year, there are 147 days left.

    On this day...
    If flying's safe, why is the airport called the terminal?
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Aug 7 00:04:21 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 7, 2019.
    This is the 219th day of the year, there are 146 days left.

    On this day...
    If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrement.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Aug 8 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 8, 2019.
    This is the 220th day of the year, there are 145 days left.

    On this day...
    If you fly by the seat of your pants, don't eat prunes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Aug 9 07:36:21 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 9, 2019.
    This is the 221st day of the year, there are 144 days left.

    On this day...
    If you have a rotary phone, please press 1 now.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Aug 10 13:13:11 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 10, 2019.
    This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 143 days left.

    On this day...
    If you live in Hawaii, where do you go on vacation??
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Aug 11 00:04:36 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 11, 2019.
    This is the 223rd day of the year, there are 142 days left.

    On this day...
    If you think nobody cares, try missing some payments.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Aug 12 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 12, 2019.
    This is the 224th day of the year, there are 141 days left.

    On this day...
    If you're consonated, maybe you need a vowel movement.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Aug 13 09:45:33 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 13, 2019.
    This is the 225th day of the year, there are 140 days left.

    On this day...
    If your head's in the sand, your butt's a prime target!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Aug 14 00:04:22 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 14, 2019.
    This is the 226th day of the year, there are 139 days left.

    On this day...
    Illiterate? Read below where you can write for free help.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Aug 15 00:04:18 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 15, 2019.
    This is the 227th day of the year, there are 138 days left.

    On this day...
    In God We Trust: All Others Require Verification
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Aug 16 00:04:26 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 16, 2019.
    This is the 228th day of the year, there are 137 days left.

    On this day...
    Inflation has gone up over $1 a quart. - W.C. Fields
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Aug 17 00:04:32 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 17, 2019.
    This is the 229th day of the year, there are 136 days left.

    On this day...
    Insert Disk 5 Of 4, and Press Any Key To Continue.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Aug 18 00:04:40 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 18, 2019.
    This is the 230th day of the year, there are 135 days left.

    On this day...
    Instant gratification takes too long.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Aug 19 00:04:28 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 19, 2019.
    This is the 231st day of the year, there are 134 days left.

    On this day...
    Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Aug 20 00:04:17 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 20, 2019.
    This is the 232nd day of the year, there are 133 days left.

    On this day...
    Is It OK to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded Fire Station??
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Aug 21 01:07:57 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 21, 2019.
    This is the 233rd day of the year, there are 132 days left.

    On this day...
    Is The Sysop Gone?? Good!! Now, I can !#@$%&*^ NO CARRIER
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Aug 22 00:04:17 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 22, 2019.
    This is the 234th day of the year, there are 131 days left.

    On this day...
    Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Aug 23 09:24:32 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 23, 2019.
    This is the 235th day of the year, there are 130 days left.

    On this day...
    It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Aug 24 10:34:04 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 24, 2019.
    This is the 236th day of the year, there are 129 days left.

    On this day...
    It's so hot the brown cow gave hot chocolate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Aug 26 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 26, 2019.
    This is the 238th day of the year, there are 127 days left.

    On this day...
    Jaywalkers will be run down, and ticketed by police.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Aug 27 09:34:56 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 27, 2019.
    This is the 239th day of the year, there are 126 days left.

    On this day...
    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Aug 28 00:04:36 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 28, 2019.
    This is the 240th day of the year, there are 125 days left.

    On this day...
    Jury: 12 people deciding which client has the best lawyer
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Aug 29 00:04:37 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 29, 2019.
    This is the 241st day of the year, there are 124 days left.

    On this day...
    LaQuinta: Spanish for "Next To Denny's".
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Aug 30 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 30, 2019.
    This is the 242nd day of the year, there are 123 days left.

    On this day...
    Lawsuit: What attorneys wear to court.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Aug 31 00:04:23 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 31, 2019.
    This is the 243rd day of the year, there are 122 days left.

    On this day...
    Lawyer: One who calls a 137 page document a brief.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 1 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 1, 2019.
    This is the 244th day of the year, there are 121 days left.

    On this day...
    Lead me not into temptation -- I'll find my own way.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 2 00:12:12 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 2, 2019.
    This is the 245th day of the year, there are 120 days left.

    On this day...
    Let me know if you didn't receive this message.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Sep 3 00:04:14 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 3, 2019.
    This is the 246th day of the year, there are 119 days left.

    On this day...
    Life After Death -- Is that Terminate And Stay Resident??
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Sep 4 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 4, 2019.
    This is the 247th day of the year, there are 118 days left.

    On this day...
    Life is fragile...handle with prayer.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Sep 5 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 5, 2019.
    This is the 248th day of the year, there are 117 days left.

    On this day...
    LIFE: A fatal, sexually transmitted disease.
    --- SBBSecho 3.08-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Sep 6 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 6, 2019.
    This is the 249th day of the year, there are 116 days left.

    On this day...
    Madness takes its toll; please have exact change...
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Sep 7 00:04:22 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 7, 2019.
    This is the 250th day of the year, there are 115 days left.

    On this day...
    Manufacturing contact lenses is harder than meets the eye.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 8 05:33:20 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 8, 2019.
    This is the 251st day of the year, there are 114 days left.

    On this day...
    Married by a judge; should've asked for a jury. -Groucho
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 9 00:04:32 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 9, 2019.
    This is the 252nd day of the year, there are 113 days left.

    On this day...
    May all your children be born naked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Sep 11 00:26:55 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 11, 2019.
    This is the 254th day of the year, there are 111 days left.

    On this day...
    Microsoft Tech Support For Legacy Windows?? FAT Chance!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Sep 12 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 12, 2019.
    This is the 255th day of the year, there are 110 days left.

    On this day...
    Misspelled?? Impossible!! My router is error correcting!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Sep 13 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 13, 2019.
    This is the 256th day of the year, there are 109 days left.

    On this day...
    Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Sep 14 00:04:26 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 14, 2019.
    This is the 257th day of the year, there are 108 days left.

    On this day...
    Mufflers don't die. They just get exhausted.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 15 00:04:30 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 15, 2019.
    This is the 258th day of the year, there are 107 days left.

    On this day...
    My day's ruined when I put my left sock on my right foot.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 16 00:04:14 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 16, 2019.
    This is the 259th day of the year, there are 106 days left.

    On this day...
    My last original thought died of loneliness.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Sep 17 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 17, 2019.
    This is the 260th day of the year, there are 105 days left.

    On this day...
    Never believe anything until officially denied.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Sep 18 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 18, 2019.
    This is the 261st day of the year, there are 104 days left.

    On this day...
    Never have children...only grandchildren. -Unknown
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Sep 19 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 19, 2019.
    This is the 262nd day of the year, there are 103 days left.

    On this day...
    Never marry a tennis player; to them, love means nothing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Sep 20 09:33:46 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 20, 2019.
    This is the 263rd day of the year, there are 102 days left.

    On this day...
    News Headline: Male infertility can be passed to children.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Sep 21 08:26:59 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 21, 2019.
    This is the 264th day of the year, there are 101 days left.

    On this day...
    News Headline: Man shoots neighbor with machete.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 22 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 22, 2019.
    This is the 265th day of the year, there are 100 days left.

    On this day...
    No Virus Found. AARRGGHH!! I've got the No Virus!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 23 12:38:34 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 23, 2019.
    This is the 266th day of the year, there are 99 days left.

    On this day...
    Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Sep 24 00:04:19 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 24, 2019.
    This is the 267th day of the year, there are 98 days left.

    On this day...
    OK, so what's the speed of dark?
    --- SBBSecho 3.09-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Sep 25 09:52:52 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 25, 2019.
    This is the 268th day of the year, there are 97 days left.

    On this day...
    Oklahoma: Our Tornadoes Go To F6!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Sep 26 12:22:50 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 26, 2019.
    This is the 269th day of the year, there are 96 days left.

    On this day...
    Old Virus Detected - Ask your Hacker for a new version.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Sep 27 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 27, 2019.
    This is the 270th day of the year, there are 95 days left.

    On this day...
    On my Train Of Thought, 99% are riding for half fare!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Sep 28 00:04:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 28, 2019.
    This is the 271st day of the year, there are 94 days left.

    On this day...
    On the other hand, you have different fingers.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 29 00:04:28 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 29, 2019.
    This is the 272nd day of the year, there are 93 days left.

    On this day...
    Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 30 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 30, 2019.
    This is the 273rd day of the year, there are 92 days left.

    On this day...
    Overmedicated?? We have a prescription for that!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Oct 1 00:04:14 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 1, 2019.
    This is the 274th day of the year, there are 91 days left.

    On this day...
    Paper Or Plastic Bag?? Doesn't Matter; I'm bi-sacksual.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Oct 4 09:53:15 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 4, 2019.
    This is the 277th day of the year, there are 88 days left.

    On this day...
    Please don't startle or scare me...I tend to poop easily.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Oct 5 00:04:32 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 5, 2019.
    This is the 278th day of the year, there are 87 days left.

    On this day...
    PMS jokes aren't funny - period!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Oct 6 00:04:17 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 6, 2019.
    This is the 279th day of the year, there are 86 days left.

    On this day...
    Podcast: What a pod wears when it is broken.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Oct 7 09:30:03 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 7, 2019.
    This is the 280th day of the year, there are 85 days left.

    On this day...
    Police station toilets stolen. Cops have nothing to go on.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Oct 8 00:04:19 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 8, 2019.
    This is the 281st day of the year, there are 84 days left.

    On this day...
    Political Season: Does that mean we can shoot them??
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Oct 9 00:04:26 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 9, 2019.
    This is the 282nd day of the year, there are 83 days left.

    On this day...
    Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue...
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Oct 13 15:23:12 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 13, 2019.
    This is the 286th day of the year, there are 79 days left.

    On this day...
    Put it on my Blackberry? I don't even have a pomegranate!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Oct 14 00:06:50 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 14, 2019.
    This is the 287th day of the year, there are 78 days left.

    On this day...
    Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Oct 15 14:31:39 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 15, 2019.
    This is the 288th day of the year, there are 77 days left.

    On this day...
    Real Sysops read the documentation; or at least skim them
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Dec 24 00:04:17 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 24, 2019.
    This is the 358th day of the year, there are 7 days left.

    On this day...
    Windows Vista7Up Virus: Renders 16-bit programs useless.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Dec 25 00:04:16 2019
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 25, 2019.
    This is the 359th day of the year, there are 6 days left.

    On this day...
    Winter is a Sysops friend...Thunderstorms are the enemy.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jan 11 11:00:30 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 11, 2020.
    This is the 11th day of the year, there are 355 days left.

    On this day...
    A public restroom is where a flush beats a full house.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jan 12 00:04:18 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 12, 2020.
    This is the 12th day of the year, there are 354 days left.

    On this day...
    A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jan 13 00:04:17 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 13, 2020.
    This is the 13th day of the year, there are 353 days left.

    On this day...
    A soldier surviving mustard gas is a seasoned veteran.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jan 14 09:43:19 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 14, 2020.
    This is the 14th day of the year, there are 352 days left.

    On this day...
    A Steak Sandwich: A Porterhouse between 2 Ribeyes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jan 15 00:04:41 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 15, 2020.
    This is the 15th day of the year, there are 351 days left.

    On this day...
    A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jan 16 00:04:17 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 16, 2020.
    This is the 16th day of the year, there are 350 days left.

    On this day...
    A Sysop's phone and internet bills know no bounds...
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jan 17 00:04:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 17, 2020.
    This is the 17th day of the year, there are 349 days left.

    On this day...
    A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons away
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jan 18 00:54:12 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 18, 2020.
    This is the 18th day of the year, there are 348 days left.

    On this day...
    A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jan 19 00:04:17 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 19, 2020.
    This is the 19th day of the year, there are 347 days left.

    On this day...
    Aacckk!! II''mm hhaallff dduupplleexx!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jan 20 00:04:17 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 20, 2020.
    This is the 20th day of the year, there are 346 days left.

    On this day...
    Access denied --- nah nah nah nah naaah nah!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jan 21 00:04:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 21, 2020.
    This is the 21st day of the year, there are 345 days left.

    On this day...
    According to the Weather Channel, Hell just froze over.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jan 22 00:04:15 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 22, 2020.
    This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 344 days left.

    On this day...
    Adam to Eve-> "I'll wear the plants in this family".
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jan 23 00:04:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 23, 2020.
    This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 343 days left.

    On this day...
    After Tuesday, even the calender says WTF.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jan 24 00:04:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 24, 2020.
    This is the 24th day of the year, there are 342 days left.

    On this day...
    Ahh wight! Where's my WAM memowy you wascwy wabbitt?
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jan 25 00:04:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 25, 2020.
    This is the 25th day of the year, there are 341 days left.

    On this day...
    Alert: Scanner shows Sysop in the area. Look innocent!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jan 26 11:50:48 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 26, 2020.
    This is the 26th day of the year, there are 340 days left.

    On this day...
    Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jan 27 00:04:19 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 27, 2020.
    This is the 27th day of the year, there are 339 days left.

    On this day...
    All computers wait at the same speed.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jan 28 00:06:23 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 28, 2020.
    This is the 28th day of the year, there are 338 days left.

    On this day...
    All good things must come to an e
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jan 29 00:04:17 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 29, 2020.
    This is the 29th day of the year, there are 337 days left.

    On this day...
    All marriage is same sex: the same sex over & over again.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jan 30 00:04:15 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 30, 2020.
    This is the 30th day of the year, there are 336 days left.

    On this day...
    All those updates, and still imperfect!!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jan 31 00:04:18 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 31, 2020.
    This is the 31st day of the year, there are 335 days left.

    On this day...
    All wiyht. Rho sritkhed mg kegtaps awoumd?
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Feb 1 00:04:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 1, 2020.
    This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 334 days left.

    On this day...
    Always forgive your enemies. They HATE that!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Feb 2 00:04:17 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 2, 2020.
    This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 333 days left.

    On this day...
    Amnesia and Deja-Vu: You forgot this happened before.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Feb 3 00:04:22 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 3, 2020.
    This is the 34th day of the year, there are 332 days left.

    On this day...
    And Adam asked 'What's a Headache?'
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Feb 4 18:10:34 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 4, 2020.
    This is the 35th day of the year, there are 331 days left.

    On this day...
    Anyone know a chocolate reader for NESTLES.QWK??
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Feb 5 00:04:17 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 5, 2020.
    This is the 36th day of the year, there are 330 days left.

    On this day...
    Apathy Error: Strike any key...or none, for that matter.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Feb 6 00:04:21 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 6, 2020.
    This is the 37th day of the year, there are 329 days left.

    On this day...
    Are cranberries healthy?? I never heard one complain.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Feb 7 20:01:55 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 7, 2020.
    This is the 38th day of the year, there are 328 days left.

    On this day...
    Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Feb 8 00:04:17 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 8, 2020.
    This is the 39th day of the year, there are 327 days left.

    On this day...
    As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Feb 9 00:04:31 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 9, 2020.
    This is the 40th day of the year, there are 326 days left.

    On this day...
    ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Feb 10 07:55:47 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 10, 2020.
    This is the 41st day of the year, there are 325 days left.

    On this day...
    Auto correct has become my worst enema.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Feb 11 12:41:02 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 11, 2020.
    This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 324 days left.

    On this day...
    Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Feb 12 14:13:07 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 12, 2020.
    This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 323 days left.

    On this day...
    Backups? We don't need no steenking backups.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Feb 13 00:04:15 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 13, 2020.
    This is the 44th day of the year, there are 322 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad Day: When the bird outside your window is a buzzard.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Feb 14 00:04:18 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 14, 2020.
    This is the 45th day of the year, there are 321 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad officials are elected by good citizens who don't vote
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Feb 15 00:04:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 15, 2020.
    This is the 46th day of the year, there are 320 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad Restaurant: Hospital map on the back of the menu.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Feb 16 00:04:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 16, 2020.
    This is the 47th day of the year, there are 319 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad Sign: Fortune Cookie warns of salmonella poisoning.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Feb 17 00:04:21 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 17, 2020.
    This is the 48th day of the year, there are 318 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Feb 18 00:04:18 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 18, 2020.
    This is the 49th day of the year, there are 317 days left.

    On this day...
    BBS?? Yeah, I do BBS...but, I can control it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Feb 19 00:04:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 19, 2020.
    This is the 50th day of the year, there are 316 days left.

    On this day...
    Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Feb 20 00:04:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 20, 2020.
    This is the 51st day of the year, there are 315 days left.

    On this day...
    Beauty is skin deep...but ugly goes clear to the bone.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Feb 21 00:04:18 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 21, 2020.
    This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 314 days left.

    On this day...
    Before drawing boards, where did they go back to??
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Feb 22 00:04:21 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 22, 2020.
    This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 313 days left.

    On this day...
    Being born is bad for your health; it leads to death.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Feb 23 00:04:21 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 23, 2020.
    This is the 54th day of the year, there are 312 days left.

    On this day...
    Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Feb 24 00:04:34 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 24, 2020.
    This is the 55th day of the year, there are 311 days left.

    On this day...
    Blizzard Warning: Your Dairy Queen Shake Is Ready.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Feb 25 00:04:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 25, 2020.
    This is the 56th day of the year, there are 310 days left.

    On this day...
    Borg Bugers: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Feb 26 00:04:17 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 26, 2020.
    This is the 57th day of the year, there are 309 days left.

    On this day...
    Broken pencils are like life with no geometry: Pointless!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Feb 27 00:04:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 27, 2020.
    This is the 58th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

    On this day...
    Bulldozers: People who sleep through political speeches.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Feb 28 00:04:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 28, 2020.
    This is the 59th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

    On this day...
    By The Way, what does BTW stand for?
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Apr 14 00:04:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 14, 2020.
    This is the 105th day of the year, there are 261 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't raise the bar!! It's too hard to get the drinks!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Apr 15 00:04:19 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 15, 2020.
    This is the 106th day of the year, there are 260 days left.

    On this day...
    Drain Bamage?? No, thanks...I already have some.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Apr 16 00:05:12 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 16, 2020.
    This is the 107th day of the year, there are 259 days left.

    On this day...
    Drink Canada Dry. Maybe you can't, but it's fun trying.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Apr 17 00:04:18 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 17, 2020.
    This is the 108th day of the year, there are 258 days left.

    On this day...
    E-mail returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Apr 18 00:04:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 18, 2020.
    This is the 109th day of the year, there are 257 days left.

    On this day...
    Eagles soar; weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Apr 19 10:50:48 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 19, 2020.
    This is the 110th day of the year, there are 256 days left.

    On this day...
    Early birds get the worm; the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Apr 20 00:04:15 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 20, 2020.
    This is the 111st day of the year, there are 255 days left.

    On this day...
    Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Apr 21 00:04:17 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 21, 2020.
    This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 254 days left.

    On this day...
    Either this man's dead, or my watch is stopped. -Groucho
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Apr 22 00:04:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 22, 2020.
    This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 253 days left.

    On this day...
    Email returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Apr 23 11:40:27 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 23, 2020.
    This is the 114th day of the year, there are 252 days left.

    On this day...
    Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Apr 24 00:04:17 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 24, 2020.
    This is the 115th day of the year, there are 251 days left.

    On this day...
    Energizer Bunny still missing. Search party keeps going.
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun May 31 18:03:23 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 31, 2020.
    This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 214 days left.

    On this day...
    Have you thanked your Sysop or Echo Moderator today??
    --- SBBSecho 3.10-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jun 1 00:00:40 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 1, 2020.
    This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 213 days left.

    On this day...
    He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry, and Curly.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jun 2 00:00:35 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 2, 2020.
    This is the 154th day of the year, there are 212 days left.

    On this day...
    He who laughs last thinks slowest.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jun 3 00:00:33 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 3, 2020.
    This is the 155th day of the year, there are 211 days left.

    On this day...
    Heisenberg may have slept here.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jun 8 00:00:37 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 8, 2020.
    This is the 160th day of the year, there are 206 days left.

    On this day...
    Honk if you love peace and quiet.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jun 9 00:00:38 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 9, 2020.
    This is the 161st day of the year, there are 205 days left.

    On this day...
    Hors De Ourves - Sandwiches cut into many small pieces.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jun 10 01:53:38 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 10, 2020.
    This is the 162nd day of the year, there are 204 days left.

    On this day...
    How can you eat one of God's own creatures? A Sandwich.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jun 11 09:09:27 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 11, 2020.
    This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 203 days left.

    On this day...
    How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jun 12 00:00:36 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 12, 2020.
    This is the 164th day of the year, there are 202 days left.

    On this day...
    How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jun 13 00:00:38 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 13, 2020.
    This is the 165th day of the year, there are 201 days left.

    On this day...
    How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jun 14 00:00:40 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 14, 2020.
    This is the 166th day of the year, there are 200 days left.

    On this day...
    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jun 15 00:00:46 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 15, 2020.
    This is the 167th day of the year, there are 199 days left.

    On this day...
    How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jun 16 00:00:40 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 16, 2020.
    This is the 168th day of the year, there are 198 days left.

    On this day...
    How long should we practice sex before it's safe??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jun 17 00:00:43 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 17, 2020.
    This is the 169th day of the year, there are 197 days left.

    On this day...
    How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jun 18 00:02:14 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 18, 2020.
    This is the 170th day of the year, there are 196 days left.

    On this day...
    Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jun 19 00:00:35 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 19, 2020.
    This is the 171st day of the year, there are 195 days left.

    On this day...
    I *CAN* type...my computer keyboard is illiterate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jun 20 00:00:50 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 20, 2020.
    This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 194 days left.

    On this day...
    I can't be overdrawn at the bank!! I still have checks!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jun 21 00:00:45 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 21, 2020.
    This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 193 days left.

    On this day...
    I can't remember the last time I had a memory problem.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jun 22 10:51:56 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 22, 2020.
    This is the 174th day of the year, there are 192 days left.

    On this day...
    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jun 23 15:11:50 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 23, 2020.
    This is the 175th day of the year, there are 191 days left.

    On this day...
    I didn't crash; the ground came up, and hit me.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jun 24 07:21:41 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 24, 2020.
    This is the 176th day of the year, there are 190 days left.

    On this day...
    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jun 25 00:00:38 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 25, 2020.
    This is the 177th day of the year, there are 189 days left.

    On this day...
    I don't have time to wait for instant gratification.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jun 26 00:00:41 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 26, 2020.
    This is the 178th day of the year, there are 188 days left.

    On this day...
    I don't repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jun 27 00:00:42 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 27, 2020.
    This is the 179th day of the year, there are 187 days left.

    On this day...
    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jun 28 00:01:41 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 28, 2020.
    This is the 180th day of the year, there are 186 days left.

    On this day...
    I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jun 29 00:01:30 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 29, 2020.
    This is the 181st day of the year, there are 185 days left.

    On this day...
    I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jun 30 00:00:38 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 30, 2020.
    This is the 182nd day of the year, there are 184 days left.

    On this day...
    I found a piano stool. I thought they were housebroken.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 1 00:00:39 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 1, 2020.
    This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 183 days left.

    On this day...
    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jul 2 00:00:45 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 2, 2020.
    This is the 184th day of the year, there are 182 days left.

    On this day...
    I hate Indian Givers. No, wait...I take that back!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 3 05:45:23 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 3, 2020.
    This is the 185th day of the year, there are 181 days left.

    On this day...
    I have CRAFT Disease: Can't Remember a Friggin' Thing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jul 6 00:00:40 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 6, 2020.
    This is the 188th day of the year, there are 178 days left.

    On this day...
    I like stuffed animals; oven baked with bread crumbs.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jul 7 00:00:46 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 7, 2020.
    This is the 189th day of the year, there are 177 days left.

    On this day...
    I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 8 00:00:56 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 8, 2020.
    This is the 190th day of the year, there are 176 days left.

    On this day...
    I multi-task -- I read in the bathroom.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 10 00:11:53 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 10, 2020.
    This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 174 days left.

    On this day...
    I talk to myself when I need expert advice.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jul 11 00:01:13 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 11, 2020.
    This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 173 days left.

    On this day...
    I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jul 12 10:53:08 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 12, 2020.
    This is the 194th day of the year, there are 172 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jul 13 00:01:01 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 13, 2020.
    This is the 195th day of the year, there are 171 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried snorting Coke; but the bubbles went up my nose.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jul 14 00:06:36 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 14, 2020.
    This is the 196th day of the year, there are 170 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 15 00:00:58 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 15, 2020.
    This is the 197th day of the year, there are 169 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jul 16 00:01:24 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 16, 2020.
    This is the 198th day of the year, there are 168 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to have an open mind; my brains kept falling out.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 17 00:01:15 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 17, 2020.
    This is the 199th day of the year, there are 167 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jul 18 00:01:18 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 18, 2020.
    This is the 200th day of the year, there are 166 days left.

    On this day...
    I was told "Have emergency # on vacation". I wrote "911".
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jul 19 00:01:24 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 19, 2020.
    This is the 201st day of the year, there are 165 days left.

    On this day...
    I watch what I eat...from the plate to the mouth.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jul 20 00:01:38 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 20, 2020.
    This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 164 days left.

    On this day...
    I went to college at Catatonic State.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jul 21 00:01:24 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 21, 2020.
    This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 163 days left.

    On this day...
    I xeroxed my watch. Now, I have time to spare.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 22 10:15:08 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 22, 2020.
    This is the 204th day of the year, there are 162 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jul 23 00:00:55 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 23, 2020.
    This is the 205th day of the year, there are 161 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm Dyslexia Of Borg. Prepare To Have Your Ass Laminated.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 24 00:00:53 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 24, 2020.
    This is the 206th day of the year, there are 160 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not deaf...I'm ignoring you.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jul 25 00:01:03 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 25, 2020.
    This is the 207th day of the year, there are 159 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not speeding...I'm chasing tornadoes!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jul 26 00:01:01 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 26, 2020.
    This is the 208th day of the year, there are 158 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm NOT Spoiled!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jul 27 00:01:00 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 27, 2020.
    This is the 209th day of the year, there are 157 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not STUBBORN...I'm just CORRECT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jul 28 00:00:56 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 28, 2020.
    This is the 210th day of the year, there are 156 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm one step away from being rich. All I need is money.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 29 00:00:57 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 29, 2020.
    This is the 211st day of the year, there are 155 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jul 30 07:06:04 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 30, 2020.
    This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 154 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm speeding because I have to go poop.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 31 00:01:00 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 31, 2020.
    This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 153 days left.

    On this day...
    I've repeatedly said to you, to not be redundant.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Aug 1 00:01:01 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 1, 2020.
    This is the 214th day of the year, there are 152 days left.

    On this day...
    I've never argued with the weather.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Aug 2 00:00:57 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 2, 2020.
    This is the 215th day of the year, there are 151 days left.

    On this day...
    I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Aug 3 00:01:04 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 3, 2020.
    This is the 216th day of the year, there are 150 days left.

    On this day...
    If Barbie's so popular, why must you buy her friends??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Aug 4 00:01:17 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 4, 2020.
    This is the 217th day of the year, there are 149 days left.

    On this day...
    If cats could read they would paws after each claws.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Aug 5 00:01:14 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 5, 2020.
    This is the 218th day of the year, there are 148 days left.

    On this day...
    If everything seems to be OK, you've overlooked something.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Aug 6 00:01:03 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 6, 2020.
    This is the 219th day of the year, there are 147 days left.

    On this day...
    If flying's safe, why is the airport called the terminal?
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Aug 7 08:06:12 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 7, 2020.
    This is the 220th day of the year, there are 146 days left.

    On this day...
    If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrement.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Aug 9 00:00:59 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 9, 2020.
    This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 144 days left.

    On this day...
    If you have a rotary phone, please press 1 now.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Aug 10 00:02:39 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 10, 2020.
    This is the 223rd day of the year, there are 143 days left.

    On this day...
    If you live in Hawaii, where do you go on vacation??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Aug 11 00:01:04 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 11, 2020.
    This is the 224th day of the year, there are 142 days left.

    On this day...
    If you think nobody cares, try missing some payments.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Aug 12 10:37:38 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 12, 2020.
    This is the 225th day of the year, there are 141 days left.

    On this day...
    If you're consonated, maybe you need a vowel movement.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Aug 13 00:02:04 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 13, 2020.
    This is the 226th day of the year, there are 140 days left.

    On this day...
    If your head's in the sand, your butt's a prime target!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Aug 14 11:18:10 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 14, 2020.
    This is the 227th day of the year, there are 139 days left.

    On this day...
    Illiterate? Read below where you can write for free help.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Aug 15 00:00:58 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 15, 2020.
    This is the 228th day of the year, there are 138 days left.

    On this day...
    In God We Trust: All Others Require Verification
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Aug 16 00:01:02 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 16, 2020.
    This is the 229th day of the year, there are 137 days left.

    On this day...
    Inflation has gone up over $1 a quart. - W.C. Fields
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Aug 17 00:01:04 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 17, 2020.
    This is the 230th day of the year, there are 136 days left.

    On this day...
    Insert Disk 5 Of 4, and Press Any Key To Continue.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Aug 18 00:00:49 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 18, 2020.
    This is the 231st day of the year, there are 135 days left.

    On this day...
    Instant gratification takes too long.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Aug 19 00:00:50 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 19, 2020.
    This is the 232nd day of the year, there are 134 days left.

    On this day...
    Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Aug 20 00:00:51 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 20, 2020.
    This is the 233rd day of the year, there are 133 days left.

    On this day...
    Is It OK to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded Fire Station??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Aug 21 00:00:53 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 21, 2020.
    This is the 234th day of the year, there are 132 days left.

    On this day...
    Is The Sysop Gone?? Good!! Now, I can !#@$%&*^ NO CARRIER
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Aug 22 00:00:51 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 22, 2020.
    This is the 235th day of the year, there are 131 days left.

    On this day...
    Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Aug 23 00:00:51 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 23, 2020.
    This is the 236th day of the year, there are 130 days left.

    On this day...
    It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Aug 24 00:00:55 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 24, 2020.
    This is the 237th day of the year, there are 129 days left.

    On this day...
    It's so hot the brown cow gave hot chocolate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Aug 25 00:00:49 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 25, 2020.
    This is the 238th day of the year, there are 128 days left.

    On this day...
    JavaScript: Instructions on how to make a pot of coffee.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Aug 26 00:00:52 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 26, 2020.
    This is the 239th day of the year, there are 127 days left.

    On this day...
    Jaywalkers will be run down, and ticketed by police.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Aug 28 16:37:05 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 28, 2020.
    This is the 241st day of the year, there are 125 days left.

    On this day...
    Jury: 12 people deciding which client has the best lawyer
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Aug 29 00:01:01 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 29, 2020.
    This is the 242nd day of the year, there are 124 days left.

    On this day...
    LaQuinta: Spanish for "Next To Denny's".
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Aug 30 10:53:26 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 30, 2020.
    This is the 243rd day of the year, there are 123 days left.

    On this day...
    Lawsuit: What attorneys wear to court.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Aug 31 00:01:09 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 31, 2020.
    This is the 244th day of the year, there are 122 days left.

    On this day...
    Lawyer: One who calls a 137 page document a brief.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Sep 1 00:01:02 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 1, 2020.
    This is the 245th day of the year, there are 121 days left.

    On this day...
    Lead me not into temptation -- I'll find my own way.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Sep 2 00:01:02 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 2, 2020.
    This is the 246th day of the year, there are 120 days left.

    On this day...
    Let me know if you didn't receive this message.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Sep 3 00:01:02 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 3, 2020.
    This is the 247th day of the year, there are 119 days left.

    On this day...
    Life After Death -- Is that Terminate And Stay Resident??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Sep 4 00:01:08 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 4, 2020.
    This is the 248th day of the year, there are 118 days left.

    On this day...
    Life is fragile...handle with prayer.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Sep 5 00:01:04 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 5, 2020.
    This is the 249th day of the year, there are 117 days left.

    On this day...
    LIFE: A fatal, sexually transmitted disease.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 6 00:01:09 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 6, 2020.
    This is the 250th day of the year, there are 116 days left.

    On this day...
    Madness takes its toll; please have exact change...
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 7 00:01:02 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 7, 2020.
    This is the 251st day of the year, there are 115 days left.

    On this day...
    Manufacturing contact lenses is harder than meets the eye.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Sep 8 00:00:59 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 8, 2020.
    This is the 252nd day of the year, there are 114 days left.

    On this day...
    Married by a judge; should've asked for a jury. -Groucho
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Sep 9 00:01:00 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 9, 2020.
    This is the 253rd day of the year, there are 113 days left.

    On this day...
    May all your children be born naked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Sep 10 00:01:05 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 10, 2020.
    This is the 254th day of the year, there are 112 days left.

    On this day...
    Meteor shower tonight, bring your own soap!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Sep 11 00:02:26 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 11, 2020.
    This is the 255th day of the year, there are 111 days left.

    On this day...
    Microsoft Tech Support For Legacy Windows?? FAT Chance!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Sep 12 00:02:24 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 12, 2020.
    This is the 256th day of the year, there are 110 days left.

    On this day...
    Misspelled?? Impossible!! My router is error correcting!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 13 00:01:05 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 13, 2020.
    This is the 257th day of the year, there are 109 days left.

    On this day...
    Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 14 00:01:11 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 14, 2020.
    This is the 258th day of the year, there are 108 days left.

    On this day...
    Mufflers don't die. They just get exhausted.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Sep 15 00:01:02 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 15, 2020.
    This is the 259th day of the year, there are 107 days left.

    On this day...
    My day's ruined when I put my left sock on my right foot.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Sep 16 00:01:09 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 16, 2020.
    This is the 260th day of the year, there are 106 days left.

    On this day...
    My last original thought died of loneliness.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Sep 17 00:01:07 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 17, 2020.
    This is the 261st day of the year, there are 105 days left.

    On this day...
    Never believe anything until officially denied.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Sep 18 00:01:06 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 18, 2020.
    This is the 262nd day of the year, there are 104 days left.

    On this day...
    Never have children...only grandchildren. -Unknown
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Sep 19 00:01:06 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 19, 2020.
    This is the 263rd day of the year, there are 103 days left.

    On this day...
    Never marry a tennis player; to them, love means nothing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 20 00:01:08 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 20, 2020.
    This is the 264th day of the year, there are 102 days left.

    On this day...
    News Headline: Male infertility can be passed to children.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 21 00:01:02 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 21, 2020.
    This is the 265th day of the year, there are 101 days left.

    On this day...
    News Headline: Man shoots neighbor with machete.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Sep 22 00:01:10 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 22, 2020.
    This is the 266th day of the year, there are 100 days left.

    On this day...
    No Virus Found. AARRGGHH!! I've got the No Virus!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Sep 23 00:01:04 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 23, 2020.
    This is the 267th day of the year, there are 99 days left.

    On this day...
    Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Sep 24 00:01:04 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 24, 2020.
    This is the 268th day of the year, there are 98 days left.

    On this day...
    OK, so what's the speed of dark?
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Sep 25 00:01:04 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 25, 2020.
    This is the 269th day of the year, there are 97 days left.

    On this day...
    Oklahoma: Our Tornadoes Go To F6!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Sep 26 00:01:08 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 26, 2020.
    This is the 270th day of the year, there are 96 days left.

    On this day...
    Old Virus Detected - Ask your Hacker for a new version.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Sep 27 00:01:08 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 27, 2020.
    This is the 271st day of the year, there are 95 days left.

    On this day...
    On my Train Of Thought, 99% are riding for half fare!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Sep 28 07:40:05 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 28, 2020.
    This is the 272nd day of the year, there are 94 days left.

    On this day...
    On the other hand, you have different fingers.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Sep 29 00:00:58 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 29, 2020.
    This is the 273rd day of the year, there are 93 days left.

    On this day...
    Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Sep 30 00:03:43 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 30, 2020.
    This is the 274th day of the year, there are 92 days left.

    On this day...
    Overmedicated?? We have a prescription for that!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Oct 1 00:01:05 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 1, 2020.
    This is the 275th day of the year, there are 91 days left.

    On this day...
    Paper Or Plastic Bag?? Doesn't Matter; I'm bi-sacksual.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Oct 2 00:02:20 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 2, 2020.
    This is the 276th day of the year, there are 90 days left.

    On this day...
    Pi R Round, and Cornbread R Square.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Oct 3 00:01:01 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 3, 2020.
    This is the 277th day of the year, there are 89 days left.

    On this day...
    Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Oct 4 04:21:20 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 4, 2020.
    This is the 278th day of the year, there are 88 days left.

    On this day...
    Please don't startle or scare me...I tend to poop easily.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Oct 5 00:01:01 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 5, 2020.
    This is the 279th day of the year, there are 87 days left.

    On this day...
    PMS jokes aren't funny - period!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Oct 6 00:01:05 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 6, 2020.
    This is the 280th day of the year, there are 86 days left.

    On this day...
    Podcast: What a pod wears when it is broken.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Oct 7 00:01:04 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 7, 2020.
    This is the 281st day of the year, there are 85 days left.

    On this day...
    Police station toilets stolen. Cops have nothing to go on.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Oct 8 00:01:48 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 8, 2020.
    This is the 282nd day of the year, there are 84 days left.

    On this day...
    Political Season: Does that mean we can shoot them??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Oct 9 00:01:38 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 9, 2020.
    This is the 283rd day of the year, there are 83 days left.

    On this day...
    Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue...
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Oct 10 00:03:17 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 10, 2020.
    This is the 284th day of the year, there are 82 days left.

    On this day...
    Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Oct 11 00:01:01 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 11, 2020.
    This is the 285th day of the year, there are 81 days left.

    On this day...
    Press any key to continue...no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Oct 13 00:01:03 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 13, 2020.
    This is the 287th day of the year, there are 79 days left.

    On this day...
    Put it on my Blackberry? I don't even have a pomegranate!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Oct 14 00:01:45 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 14, 2020.
    This is the 288th day of the year, there are 78 days left.

    On this day...
    Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Oct 15 00:01:04 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 15, 2020.
    This is the 289th day of the year, there are 77 days left.

    On this day...
    Real Sysops read the documentation; or at least skim them
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Oct 16 00:01:08 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 16, 2020.
    This is the 290th day of the year, there are 76 days left.

    On this day...
    ReinCarnation: Reconstituting Evaporated Milk.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Oct 17 00:01:06 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 17, 2020.
    This is the 291st day of the year, there are 75 days left.

    On this day...
    Religious Error: A)tone, R)epent, B)lame Satan.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Oct 18 00:01:08 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 18, 2020.
    This is the 292nd day of the year, there are 74 days left.

    On this day...
    Rotisserie: A Ferris Wheel for chickens.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Oct 19 00:02:20 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 19, 2020.
    This is the 293rd day of the year, there are 73 days left.

    On this day...
    S.T.O.P. -- Spin Tires On Pavement.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Oct 20 00:01:09 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 20, 2020.
    This is the 294th day of the year, there are 72 days left.

    On this day...
    Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Oct 21 00:00:59 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 21, 2020.
    This is the 295th day of the year, there are 71 days left.

    On this day...
    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Oct 22 00:00:53 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 22, 2020.
    This is the 296th day of the year, there are 70 days left.

    On this day...
    Sex: A misdemeanor. The more you miss, the meaner you get
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Oct 23 00:01:01 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 23, 2020.
    This is the 297th day of the year, there are 69 days left.

    On this day...
    She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Oct 25 00:00:59 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 25, 2020.
    This is the 299th day of the year, there are 67 days left.

    On this day...
    Shell to DOS...Come in DOS...Do you copy DOS?...Over.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Oct 26 00:01:04 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 26, 2020.
    This is the 300th day of the year, there are 66 days left.

    On this day...
    Side Effects Of This Medicine may include Death.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Oct 27 00:01:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 27, 2020.
    This is the 301st day of the year, there are 65 days left.

    On this day...
    Smile if you're not wearing any underwear.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Oct 28 00:01:06 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 28, 2020.
    This is the 302nd day of the year, there are 64 days left.

    On this day...
    So easy, a child could do it. Child sold separately.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Oct 29 05:34:29 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 29, 2020.
    This is the 303rd day of the year, there are 63 days left.

    On this day...
    Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Oct 30 00:01:08 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 30, 2020.
    This is the 304th day of the year, there are 62 days left.

    On this day...
    Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times, I let her sleep.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Oct 31 00:01:13 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 31, 2020.
    This is the 305th day of the year, there are 61 days left.

    On this day...
    Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Nov 1 00:01:39 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 1, 2020.
    This is the 306th day of the year, there are 60 days left.

    On this day...
    Special K factory destroyed by a Cereal Killer.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Nov 2 00:01:08 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 2, 2020.
    This is the 307th day of the year, there are 59 days left.

    On this day...
    Sqr Dancers Do It On The Floor In Groups Of 8 With No Sex
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Nov 3 00:01:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 3, 2020.
    This is the 308th day of the year, there are 58 days left.

    On this day...
    Stewardess Trainee: "Where does this door gooooooooooo??"
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Nov 4 00:01:08 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 4, 2020.
    This is the 309th day of the year, there are 57 days left.

    On this day...
    STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Nov 5 00:00:57 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 5, 2020.
    This is the 310th day of the year, there are 56 days left.

    On this day...
    Support bacteria. The only culture some people have.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Nov 6 00:01:07 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 6, 2020.
    This is the 311st day of the year, there are 55 days left.

    On this day...
    Tagline loading... please wait.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Nov 7 00:06:55 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 7, 2020.
    This is the 312nd day of the year, there are 54 days left.

    On this day...
    The 2nd law of thermodynamicss is observed in my home.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Nov 8 00:01:06 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 8, 2020.
    This is the 313rd day of the year, there are 53 days left.

    On this day...
    The house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Nov 9 00:00:59 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 9, 2020.
    This is the 314th day of the year, there are 52 days left.

    On this day...
    The moon isn't waxing; it's dusting and vacumming.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Nov 10 00:01:01 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 10, 2020.
    This is the 315th day of the year, there are 51 days left.

    On this day...
    The number you've dialed...9-1-1...has been changed.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Nov 11 00:01:02 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 11, 2020.
    This is the 316th day of the year, there are 50 days left.

    On this day...
    The only things done by Friday are with Robinson Crusoe.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Nov 12 00:01:10 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 12, 2020.
    This is the 317th day of the year, there are 49 days left.

    On this day...
    The other day, a dog peed on me -- a bad sign.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Nov 13 00:01:01 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 13, 2020.
    This is the 318th day of the year, there are 48 days left.

    On this day...
    The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Nov 14 00:01:09 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 14, 2020.
    This is the 319th day of the year, there are 47 days left.

    On this day...
    The Weather Is Here...Wish You Were Beautiful.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Nov 15 10:43:34 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 15, 2020.
    This is the 320th day of the year, there are 46 days left.

    On this day...
    The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Nov 16 00:01:03 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 16, 2020.
    This is the 321st day of the year, there are 45 days left.

    On this day...
    There are many internet scams; send me $20 to learn how.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Nov 17 00:00:59 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 17, 2020.
    This is the 322nd day of the year, there are 44 days left.

    On this day...
    There can't be a crisis today; my schedule's already full.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Nov 18 00:00:59 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 18, 2020.
    This is the 323rd day of the year, there are 43 days left.

    On this day...
    This tagline is donationware; send money to register it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Nov 19 00:02:08 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 19, 2020.
    This is the 324th day of the year, there are 42 days left.

    On this day...
    This tagline is freeware; future support is unavailable.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Nov 20 00:01:06 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 20, 2020.
    This is the 325th day of the year, there are 41 days left.

    On this day...
    This tagline is restricted to day VFR use only.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Nov 21 00:01:47 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 21, 2020.
    This is the 326th day of the year, there are 40 days left.

    On this day...
    To air is human. Be sure you're standing down wind.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Nov 22 14:19:29 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 22, 2020.
    This is the 327th day of the year, there are 39 days left.

    On this day...
    To be arrested without a visa is a borderline infraction.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Nov 23 00:01:02 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 23, 2020.
    This is the 328th day of the year, there are 38 days left.

    On this day...
    To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Nov 24 00:01:02 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 24, 2020.
    This is the 329th day of the year, there are 37 days left.

    On this day...
    Toe: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Nov 25 09:02:18 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 25, 2020.
    This is the 330th day of the year, there are 36 days left.

    On this day...
    Tomato Paste: What you use to fix broken tomatoes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Nov 26 00:01:10 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 26, 2020.
    This is the 331st day of the year, there are 35 days left.

    On this day...
    Tonight's Forecast: Dark, with scattered light by sunrise.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Nov 27 00:01:11 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 27, 2020.
    This is the 332nd day of the year, there are 34 days left.

    On this day...
    Too old to cut the mustard; but can still stir the mayo.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Nov 28 00:01:26 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 28, 2020.
    This is the 333rd day of the year, there are 33 days left.

    On this day...
    Tried keeping a stiff upper lip, but my face muscles hurt.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Nov 29 00:01:15 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 29, 2020.
    This is the 334th day of the year, there are 32 days left.

    On this day...
    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Nov 30 00:01:19 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 30, 2020.
    This is the 335th day of the year, there are 31 days left.

    On this day...
    Unzip, Expand, Inflate, Explode. What idiot thought this?
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Dec 1 00:01:18 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 1, 2020.
    This is the 336th day of the year, there are 30 days left.

    On this day...
    Upgrade: Remove old bugs, insert new ones.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Dec 2 00:04:26 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 2, 2020.
    This is the 337th day of the year, there are 29 days left.

    On this day...
    Virus Check Complete. All viruses functioning normally.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Dec 3 00:03:07 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 3, 2020.
    This is the 338th day of the year, there are 28 days left.

    On this day...
    WARNING!! I'm naked under these clothes!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Dec 4 00:02:10 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 4, 2020.
    This is the 339th day of the year, there are 27 days left.

    On this day...
    We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then, it gets worse.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Dec 5 00:10:16 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 5, 2020.
    This is the 340th day of the year, there are 26 days left.

    On this day...
    We should back the Metric System every inch of the way.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Dec 6 00:01:59 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 6, 2020.
    This is the 341st day of the year, there are 25 days left.

    On this day...
    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Dec 7 00:02:10 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 7, 2020.
    This is the 342nd day of the year, there are 24 days left.

    On this day...
    What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Dec 8 00:01:37 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 8, 2020.
    This is the 343rd day of the year, there are 23 days left.

    On this day...
    What if someone's real name is a psuedonym??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Dec 9 00:00:55 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 9, 2020.
    This is the 344th day of the year, there are 22 days left.

    On this day...
    What if there were no hypothetical questions??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Dec 10 00:01:08 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 10, 2020.
    This is the 345th day of the year, there are 21 days left.

    On this day...
    What is the sound of one hand clapping??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Dec 11 00:03:12 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 11, 2020.
    This is the 346th day of the year, there are 20 days left.

    On this day...
    When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Dec 12 00:01:03 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 12, 2020.
    This is the 347th day of the year, there are 19 days left.

    On this day...
    When I'm naked in the bathroom, the shower is turned on.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Dec 13 00:01:02 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 13, 2020.
    This is the 348th day of the year, there are 18 days left.

    On this day...
    When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Dec 14 00:02:56 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 14, 2020.
    This is the 349th day of the year, there are 17 days left.

    On this day...
    Where there's a Will, I want to be in it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Dec 15 00:03:57 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 15, 2020.
    This is the 350th day of the year, there are 16 days left.

    On this day...
    Why do nurses leave the room when you get undressed??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Dec 16 00:01:05 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 16, 2020.
    This is the 351st day of the year, there are 15 days left.

    On this day...
    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Dec 17 00:00:59 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 17, 2020.
    This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 14 days left.

    On this day...
    Why does the Psychic Hotline have to ask for your name??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Dec 18 00:01:01 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 18, 2020.
    This is the 353rd day of the year, there are 13 days left.

    On this day...
    Why don't potholes knock your tires back into alignment??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Dec 19 00:01:06 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 19, 2020.
    This is the 354th day of the year, there are 12 days left.

    On this day...
    Why give the airport weather?? No one lives there.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Dec 20 00:01:06 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 20, 2020.
    This is the 355th day of the year, there are 11 days left.

    On this day...
    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Dec 21 00:01:53 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 21, 2020.
    This is the 356th day of the year, there are 10 days left.

    On this day...
    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Dec 22 00:01:05 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 22, 2020.
    This is the 357th day of the year, there are 9 days left.

    On this day...
    Why's the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Dec 23 00:01:05 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 23, 2020.
    This is the 358th day of the year, there are 8 days left.

    On this day...
    Windbreaker: A Poot Suit.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Dec 24 00:03:45 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 24, 2020.
    This is the 359th day of the year, there are 7 days left.

    On this day...
    Windows Vista7Up Virus: Renders 16-bit programs useless.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Dec 25 00:02:05 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 25, 2020.
    This is the 360th day of the year, there are 6 days left.

    On this day...
    Winter is a Sysops friend...Thunderstorms are the enemy.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Dec 26 00:02:19 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 26, 2020.
    This is the 361st day of the year, there are 5 days left.

    On this day...
    Wisconsin: Come smell our dairy air.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Dec 27 00:02:12 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 27, 2020.
    This is the 362nd day of the year, there are 4 days left.

    On this day...
    X-Modem: A modem on the losing end of a lightning strike.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Dec 28 00:02:37 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 28, 2020.
    This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 3 days left.

    On this day...
    Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Dec 29 00:02:32 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 29, 2020.
    This is the 364th day of the year, there are 2 days left.

    On this day...
    You'll have no other Sysop before me (just kidding).
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Dec 30 00:02:26 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 30, 2020.
    This is the 365th day of the year, there are 1 days left.

    On this day...
    You'll win the lottery, & spend the winnings on The Sysop
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Dec 31 00:02:46 2020
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 31, 2020.
    This is the 366th day of the year, there are 0 days left.

    On this day...
    Z-Modem: A modem that has been given a tranquilizer.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jan 1 09:21:58 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 1, 2021.
    This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.

    On this day...
    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jan 2 00:00:57 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 2, 2021.
    This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.

    On this day...
    A computer's attention span is limited by its power cord.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jan 3 00:01:12 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 3, 2021.
    This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.

    On this day...
    A croquette is a romantic female frog.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jan 4 00:01:01 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 4, 2021.
    This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.

    On this day...
    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jan 5 00:01:04 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 5, 2021.
    This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.

    On this day...
    A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jan 6 00:01:06 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 6, 2021.
    This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.

    On this day...
    A guy who's addicted to brake fluid can stop any time.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jan 7 00:01:08 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 7, 2021.
    This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.

    On this day...
    A heavy night snowstorm is God saying: Take today off.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jan 8 00:01:00 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 8, 2021.
    This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.

    On this day...
    A lawyer is the larval form of a politician.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jan 9 00:01:03 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 9, 2021.
    This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.

    On this day...
    A male dog is truly an S.O.B. -- and acts like one, too!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jan 10 00:01:15 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 10, 2021.
    This is the 10th day of the year, there are 355 days left.

    On this day...
    A new cemetery opened in town: folks are dying to enter.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jan 11 00:01:35 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 11, 2021.
    This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.

    On this day...
    A public restroom is where a flush beats a full house.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jan 12 00:01:07 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 12, 2021.
    This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.

    On this day...
    A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jan 13 00:01:15 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 13, 2021.
    This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.

    On this day...
    A soldier surviving mustard gas is a seasoned veteran.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jan 14 00:01:03 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 14, 2021.
    This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.

    On this day...
    A Steak Sandwich: A Porterhouse between 2 Ribeyes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jan 15 00:01:01 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 15, 2021.
    This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.

    On this day...
    A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jan 16 00:00:52 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 16, 2021.
    This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.

    On this day...
    A Sysop's phone and internet bills know no bounds...
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jan 17 00:01:35 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 17, 2021.
    This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.

    On this day...
    A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons away
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jan 18 00:00:59 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 18, 2021.
    This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.

    On this day...
    A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jan 19 00:06:03 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 19, 2021.
    This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.

    On this day...
    Aacckk!! II''mm hhaallff dduupplleexx!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jan 20 00:01:01 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 20, 2021.
    This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.

    On this day...
    Access denied --- nah nah nah nah naaah nah!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jan 21 00:01:08 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 21, 2021.
    This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.

    On this day...
    According to the Weather Channel, Hell just froze over.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jan 22 00:01:06 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 22, 2021.
    This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.

    On this day...
    Adam to Eve-> "I'll wear the plants in this family".
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jan 23 00:01:02 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 23, 2021.
    This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.

    On this day...
    After Tuesday, even the calender says WTF.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jan 24 00:01:05 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 24, 2021.
    This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.

    On this day...
    Ahh wight! Where's my WAM memowy you wascwy wabbitt?
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jan 25 14:38:17 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 25, 2021.
    This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.

    On this day...
    Alert: Scanner shows Sysop in the area. Look innocent!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jan 26 00:01:02 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 26, 2021.
    This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.

    On this day...
    Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jan 27 00:01:05 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 27, 2021.
    This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.

    On this day...
    All computers wait at the same speed.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jan 28 00:01:02 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 28, 2021.
    This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.

    On this day...
    All good things must come to an e
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jan 29 00:00:58 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 29, 2021.
    This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.

    On this day...
    All marriage is same sex: the same sex over & over again.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jan 30 00:01:01 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 30, 2021.
    This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.

    On this day...
    All those updates, and still imperfect!!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jan 31 00:01:00 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 31, 2021.
    This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.

    On this day...
    All wiyht. Rho sritkhed mg kegtaps awoumd?
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Feb 1 00:00:58 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 1, 2021.
    This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.

    On this day...
    Always forgive your enemies. They HATE that!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Feb 2 00:00:57 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 2, 2021.
    This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.

    On this day...
    Amnesia and Deja-Vu: You forgot this happened before.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Feb 3 00:00:59 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 3, 2021.
    This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.

    On this day...
    And Adam asked 'What's a Headache?'
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Feb 4 00:02:14 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 4, 2021.
    This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.

    On this day...
    Anyone know a chocolate reader for NESTLES.QWK??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Feb 5 00:00:50 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 5, 2021.
    This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.

    On this day...
    Apathy Error: Strike any key...or none, for that matter.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Feb 6 00:00:58 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 6, 2021.
    This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.

    On this day...
    Are cranberries healthy?? I never heard one complain.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Feb 7 00:02:15 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 7, 2021.
    This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.

    On this day...
    Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Feb 8 00:00:58 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 8, 2021.
    This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.

    On this day...
    As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Feb 9 00:01:01 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 9, 2021.
    This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.

    On this day...
    ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Feb 10 00:03:59 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 10, 2021.
    This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.

    On this day...
    Auto correct has become my worst enema.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Feb 11 09:51:45 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 11, 2021.
    This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.

    On this day...
    Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Feb 12 00:01:06 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 12, 2021.
    This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.

    On this day...
    Backups? We don't need no steenking backups.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Feb 13 00:01:03 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 13, 2021.
    This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad Day: When the bird outside your window is a buzzard.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Feb 14 00:00:58 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 14, 2021.
    This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad officials are elected by good citizens who don't vote
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Feb 15 00:00:59 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 15, 2021.
    This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad Restaurant: Hospital map on the back of the menu.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Feb 16 00:01:08 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 16, 2021.
    This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad Sign: Fortune Cookie warns of salmonella poisoning.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Feb 17 00:01:13 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 17, 2021.
    This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Feb 18 00:04:06 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 18, 2021.
    This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.

    On this day...
    BBS?? Yeah, I do BBS...but, I can control it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Feb 19 00:01:39 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 19, 2021.
    This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.

    On this day...
    Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Feb 20 00:03:29 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 20, 2021.
    This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.

    On this day...
    Beauty is skin deep...but ugly goes clear to the bone.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Feb 21 00:00:56 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 21, 2021.
    This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.

    On this day...
    Before drawing boards, where did they go back to??
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Feb 22 00:01:05 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 22, 2021.
    This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.

    On this day...
    Being born is bad for your health; it leads to death.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Feb 23 00:00:59 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 23, 2021.
    This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.

    On this day...
    Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Feb 24 00:01:02 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 24, 2021.
    This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.

    On this day...
    Blizzard Warning: Your Dairy Queen Shake Is Ready.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Feb 25 00:01:07 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 25, 2021.
    This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.

    On this day...
    Borg Bugers: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Feb 26 11:40:06 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 26, 2021.
    This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

    On this day...
    Broken pencils are like life with no geometry: Pointless!
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Feb 27 00:00:49 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 27, 2021.
    This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

    On this day...
    Bulldozers: People who sleep through political speeches.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Feb 28 00:00:54 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 28, 2021.
    This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.

    On this day...
    By The Way, what does BTW stand for?
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Mar 1 00:00:46 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 1, 2021.
    This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.

    On this day...
    Can pigs fly?? Depends on how hard you toss them.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Mar 2 00:00:52 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 2, 2021.
    This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.

    On this day...
    Can you repeat the part after "Listen Very Carefully"??
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Mar 3 00:00:52 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 3, 2021.
    This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

    On this day...
    Cannibals eat missionaries to get a taste of religion.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Mar 3 00:46:39 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 3, 2021.
    This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

    On this day...
    Cannibals eat missionaries to get a taste of religion.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From JIMMY ANDERSON@1:116/18 to DARYL STOUT on Wed Mar 3 08:41:00 2021
    Daryl Stout wrote to All <=-

    Not a tagline, but that reminded me of a joke...

    Why do cannibals not eat divorced women?

    Cause they're bitter!



    On this day...
    Cannibals eat missionaries to get a taste of religion.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

    ... We should back the Metric System every inch of the way.
    --- MultiMail/Mac v0.52
    * Origin: Omicron Theta (1:116/18)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JIMMY ANDERSON on Wed Mar 3 14:02:00 2021
    Jimmy,

    Not a tagline, but that reminded me of a joke...

    Why do cannibals not eat divorced women?

    Cause they're bitter!

    Talk about a bad taste in your mouth. :P

    Daryl

    ... BBS?? Yeah, I do BBS...but, I can control it.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Mar 4 00:01:10 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 4, 2021.
    This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.

    On this day...
    Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Mar 5 00:01:14 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 5, 2021.
    This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.

    On this day...
    Chain Lightning: For when you can't stop with one bolt.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Mar 6 00:00:55 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 6, 2021.
    This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.

    On this day...
    Change is good; especially when it relates to underwear.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Mar 7 00:01:08 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 7, 2021.
    This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.

    On this day...
    Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Mar 8 00:00:55 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 8, 2021.
    This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.

    On this day...
    Chocolate lovers 12 step plan: < 12 steps from chocolate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Mar 9 00:01:18 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 9, 2021.
    This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.

    On this day...
    Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. Pop Quiz To Follow.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Mar 10 00:00:47 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 10, 2021.
    This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.

    On this day...
    Classical Gas: A Mozart Fart.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Mar 11 00:00:49 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 11, 2021.
    This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.

    On this day...
    Classically speaking, all musicians end up baroque.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Mar 12 00:00:48 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 12, 2021.
    This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.

    On this day...
    Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Mar 13 00:01:05 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 13, 2021.
    This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.

    On this day...
    Cold winter coming!! I saw a squirrel buying Sterno!
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Mar 14 00:01:06 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 14, 2021.
    This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.

    On this day...
    Computer Hacker wanted. Must have own axe.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Mar 15 02:35:40 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 15, 2021.
    This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.

    On this day...
    Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Mar 16 00:00:50 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 16, 2021.
    This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.

    On this day...
    Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Mar 17 00:00:51 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 17, 2021.
    This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.

    On this day...
    Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Mar 18 00:00:52 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 18, 2021.
    This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.

    On this day...
    Conference on Global Warming canceled due to blizzard.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Mar 19 00:01:11 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 19, 2021.
    This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.

    On this day...
    CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/n)?
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Mar 20 00:00:49 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 20, 2021.
    This is the 79th day of the year, there are 286 days left.

    On this day...
    Criminal Justice System: Where criminals get the justice.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Mar 21 00:00:46 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 21, 2021.
    This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.

    On this day...
    Criminal Lawyer: A redundancy if there ever was one.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Mar 22 00:00:52 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 22, 2021.
    This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.

    On this day...
    Critical Error: System Halted. Hit any user to continue.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Mar 23 08:22:49 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 23, 2021.
    This is the 82nd day of the year, there are 283 days left.

    On this day...
    Dachshunds are small crocodiles with fur.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Mar 24 00:00:51 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 24, 2021.
    This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.

    On this day...
    Darn it!! I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Mar 25 09:20:45 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 25, 2021.
    This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.

    On this day...
    Deduce is De Lowest Card In De Deck.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Mar 26 00:00:52 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 26, 2021.
    This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.

    On this day...
    Deja Booboo: When you feel you've screwed this up before.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Mar 27 08:11:48 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 27, 2021.
    This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.

    On this day...
    Deja-Moo: When you feel you've seen this bullcrap before.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Mar 28 10:20:08 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 28, 2021.
    This is the 87th day of the year, there are 278 days left.

    On this day...
    Del *.* really improved my disk space.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Mar 29 00:00:58 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 29, 2021.
    This is the 88th day of the year, there are 277 days left.

    On this day...
    Detour: The roughest distance between two points.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Mar 30 00:01:04 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 30, 2021.
    This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.

    On this day...
    Diet Water: The flavor of water, but half the calories.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Mar 31 10:52:33 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 31, 2021.
    This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.

    On this day...
    Dime: A dollar with all taxes taken out.
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Apr 1 00:01:42 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 1, 2021.
    This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.

    On this day...
    Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Apr 2 00:00:48 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 2, 2021.
    This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.

    On this day...
    Disk Failure: (W)arm Boot, (C)old Boot, (S)teel Toe Boot?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Apr 3 00:01:05 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 3, 2021.
    This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.

    On this day...
    Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Apr 4 00:01:01 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 4, 2021.
    This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.

    On this day...
    Do not use elevator in case of fire. Water works better.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Apr 5 00:00:51 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 5, 2021.
    This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.

    On this day...
    Do you, Sysop, take this BBS, to be your wedded spouse??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Apr 6 00:00:54 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 6, 2021.
    This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

    On this day...
    Does "MNP-5" mean "Modem needs a 5 topping pizza"??
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Apr 7 00:00:49 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 7, 2021.
    This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.

    On this day...
    Does a clean house show that there's a broken computer??
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Apr 8 00:00:46 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 8, 2021.
    This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.

    On this day...
    Does fuzzy logic tickle?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Apr 9 00:01:35 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 9, 2021.
    This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.

    On this day...
    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Apr 10 05:59:16 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 10, 2021.
    This is the 100th day of the year, there are 265 days left.

    On this day...
    Doesanyoneknowhowmuchitcoststogetaspacebarrepaired??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Apr 11 00:07:49 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 11, 2021.
    This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.

    On this day...
    Dog expelled from Obedience School: Kid ate his homework.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Apr 12 00:01:55 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 12, 2021.
    This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.

    On this day...
    Dominoes: =======/////////////////////|||||||||||||||||||
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Apr 13 09:21:06 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 13, 2021.
    This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't drink and park -- accidents cause people.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Apr 14 10:30:37 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 14, 2021.
    This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't raise the bar!! It's too hard to get the drinks!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Apr 15 09:58:51 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 15, 2021.
    This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.

    On this day...
    Drain Bamage?? No, thanks...I already have some.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Apr 17 00:01:01 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 17, 2021.
    This is the 107th day of the year, there are 258 days left.

    On this day...
    E-mail returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Apr 18 00:01:19 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 18, 2021.
    This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.

    On this day...
    Eagles soar; weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Mauro Veiga@4:801/194 to DARYL STOUT on Sun Apr 18 10:55:00 2021
    Quoting Daryl Stout to All <=-

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
    Today is Saturday April 17, 2021.
    This is the 107th day of the year, there are 258 days left.

    On this day...
    E-mail returned to sender...insufficient voltage.

    Or very high standing wave ratio.


    ... "My life is a open BlueWave" - Mauro Veiga
    ___ Blue Wave/DOS v2.30
    --- SBBSecho 3.06-Win32
    * Origin: Ninho do Abutre 2 - Rio de Janeiro, Brasil * (4:801/194)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Apr 19 00:01:24 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 19, 2021.
    This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.

    On this day...
    Early birds get the worm; the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Apr 20 00:01:06 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 20, 2021.
    This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.

    On this day...
    Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Apr 21 00:01:17 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 21, 2021.
    This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.

    On this day...
    Either this man's dead, or my watch is stopped. -Groucho
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Apr 22 00:00:57 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 22, 2021.
    This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.

    On this day...
    Email returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Apr 22 13:51:40 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 22, 2021.
    This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.

    On this day...
    Email returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Apr 23 00:01:02 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 23, 2021.
    This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.

    On this day...
    Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Apr 28 17:37:48 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 28, 2021.
    This is the 118th day of the year, there are 247 days left.

    On this day...
    Error?? Impossible!! My keyboard is error correcting!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Apr 29 10:06:24 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 29, 2021.
    This is the 119th day of the year, there are 246 days left.

    On this day...
    ESC?? I didn't know I was trapped.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat May 1 13:23:01 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 1, 2021.
    This is the 121st day of the year, there are 244 days left.

    On this day...
    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun May 2 18:29:41 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 2, 2021.
    This is the 122nd day of the year, there are 243 days left.

    On this day...
    Every day is a fresh start; a new chance to screw it up.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon May 3 00:00:58 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 3, 2021.
    This is the 123rd day of the year, there are 242 days left.

    On this day...
    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Dumas Walker@1:2320/105 to DARYL STOUT on Sat May 1 09:57:00 2021
    On this day...
    ESC?? I didn't know I was trapped.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

    LOL, welcome back. :)

    Mike


    * SLMR 2.1a * I had another drink...Drink-a-drink-a-drink-a-drink...
    --- SBBSecho 3.12-Linux
    * Origin: capitolcityonline.net * Telnet/SSH:2022/HTTP (1:2320/105)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue May 4 10:47:00 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 4, 2021.
    This is the 124th day of the year, there are 241 days left.

    On this day...
    Examples of Pro and Con: Progress and Congress.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to Dumas Walker on Tue May 4 13:15:00 2021
    Mike,

    LOL, welcome back. :)

    Well, hopefully, I'll be able to get fully back up sometime Wednesday,
    by going into the cloud with the BBS. Once it's done, the BBS won't have
    to be down for power outages.

    We had severe weather across the region yesterday and last night, and
    it continues to my southeast today...with still a potential for storms
    today. So, I'm not going to do any cloud preparation/movement work until
    the weather calms down.

    I got very little sleep until after the storms moved through...so, I'm
    going to take nap in a bit. Besides, frequent naps prevent old age... especially if taken while driving. <G>

    There was a potential for near hurricane force winds to come through
    here around 2:30am this morning...but the storms weakened slightly.
    However, 60 mph will still do damage. I saw reports of very large hail
    out in Texas and Oklahoma...plus tornadoes near Atlanta, Georgia, and Abbieville, South Carolina yesterday (the latter was a large one).

    Daryl

    ... "Jaywalkers will be run down and ticketed by police." -Newspaper headline === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed May 5 00:01:23 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 5, 2021.
    This is the 125th day of the year, there are 240 days left.

    On this day...
    Excessive mouse activity detected. Running CAT.EXE to fix
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu May 6 00:05:11 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 6, 2021.
    This is the 126th day of the year, there are 239 days left.

    On this day...
    Exterminator needed: world wide web found
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri May 7 00:01:22 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 7, 2021.
    This is the 127th day of the year, there are 238 days left.

    On this day...
    Eyewitnesses were on the scene in minutes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat May 8 10:47:21 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 8, 2021.
    This is the 128th day of the year, there are 237 days left.

    On this day...
    Failure is not an option. It comes shipped with Windows.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon May 10 00:01:44 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 10, 2021.
    This is the 130th day of the year, there are 235 days left.

    On this day...
    Fartvergnugen: The pleasure of breaking wind.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue May 11 10:50:29 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 11, 2021.
    This is the 131st day of the year, there are 234 days left.

    On this day...
    Fer sail. Spel cheker. Wurks Fein. Cheep.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu May 13 00:18:54 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 13, 2021.
    This is the 133rd day of the year, there are 232 days left.

    On this day...
    Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped, please.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri May 14 00:01:05 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 14, 2021.
    This is the 134th day of the year, there are 231 days left.

    On this day...
    Flood: A river that's too big for its bridges.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat May 15 00:01:05 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 15, 2021.
    This is the 135th day of the year, there are 230 days left.

    On this day...
    For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun May 16 00:01:12 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 16, 2021.
    This is the 136th day of the year, there are 229 days left.

    On this day...
    For a transcript; get a piece of paper, and write fast!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon May 17 20:34:09 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 17, 2021.
    This is the 137th day of the year, there are 228 days left.

    On this day...
    Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Naked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue May 18 10:09:52 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 18, 2021.
    This is the 138th day of the year, there are 227 days left.

    On this day...
    Frisbyterian: When you die, your soul goes up on the roof
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed May 19 19:36:14 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 19, 2021.
    This is the 139th day of the year, there are 226 days left.

    On this day...
    German Chocolate Cake in Germany is just cake.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu May 20 00:01:02 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 20, 2021.
    This is the 140th day of the year, there are 225 days left.

    On this day...
    German word for constipation: Farfrompoopin
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri May 21 00:00:54 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 21, 2021.
    This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.

    On this day...
    Get your free subscription before the price doubles!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun May 23 00:01:36 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 23, 2021.
    This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.

    On this day...
    GPS: Great Posterior Seated.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon May 24 00:01:22 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 24, 2021.
    This is the 144th day of the year, there are 221 days left.

    On this day...
    Grace Period: The time it takes to ask the meal blessing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed May 26 19:47:27 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 26, 2021.
    This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.

    On this day...
    Ham Radio Messages And Replies Will Be Sent In Morse Code.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu May 27 00:01:07 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 27, 2021.
    This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.

    On this day...
    Ham Radio QRP: When you care enough to give the least.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri May 28 08:23:56 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 28, 2021.
    This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.

    On this day...
    Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat May 29 00:01:45 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 29, 2021.
    This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.

    On this day...
    Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun May 30 00:06:54 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 30, 2021.
    This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.

    On this day...
    Have a Tex-Mex Emergency?? Dial Nine Juan Juan.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon May 31 00:02:24 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 31, 2021.
    This is the 151st day of the year, there are 214 days left.

    On this day...
    Have you thanked your Sysop or Echo Moderator today??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jun 1 00:01:12 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 1, 2021.
    This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.

    On this day...
    He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry, and Curly.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jun 2 17:49:35 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 2, 2021.
    This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.

    On this day...
    He who laughs last thinks slowest.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jun 3 00:01:27 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 3, 2021.
    This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.

    On this day...
    Heisenberg may have slept here.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jun 4 00:01:04 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 4, 2021.
    This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.

    On this day...
    Hell is kept warm with profane burners.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jun 5 00:01:21 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 5, 2021.
    This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.

    On this day...
    Hemlock: A device that prevents garment alterations.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jun 6 11:26:26 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 6, 2021.
    This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.

    On this day...
    Hindsight is 20/20 - but I don't have eyes in my butt.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jun 8 12:15:32 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 8, 2021.
    This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.

    On this day...
    Honk if you love peace and quiet.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jun 9 09:22:07 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 9, 2021.
    This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.

    On this day...
    Hors De Ourves - Sandwiches cut into many small pieces.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jun 10 01:00:10 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 10, 2021.
    This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.

    On this day...
    How can you eat one of God's own creatures? A Sandwich.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jun 11 00:01:05 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 11, 2021.
    This is the 162nd day of the year, there are 203 days left.

    On this day...
    How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jun 12 00:01:13 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 12, 2021.
    This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.

    On this day...
    How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jun 13 00:01:15 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 13, 2021.
    This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.

    On this day...
    How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jun 14 00:01:16 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 14, 2021.
    This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.

    On this day...
    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jun 18 00:01:17 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 18, 2021.
    This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.

    On this day...
    Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jun 19 00:01:10 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 19, 2021.
    This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.

    On this day...
    I *CAN* type...my computer keyboard is illiterate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jun 21 00:01:19 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 21, 2021.
    This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.

    On this day...
    I can't remember the last time I had a memory problem.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jun 22 00:01:17 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 22, 2021.
    This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.

    On this day...
    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jun 23 00:01:24 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 23, 2021.
    This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.

    On this day...
    I didn't crash; the ground came up, and hit me.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jun 24 00:10:59 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 24, 2021.
    This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.

    On this day...
    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jun 25 00:06:34 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 25, 2021.
    This is the 176th day of the year, there are 189 days left.

    On this day...
    I don't have time to wait for instant gratification.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jun 26 00:02:07 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 26, 2021.
    This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.

    On this day...
    I don't repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jun 29 00:01:13 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 29, 2021.
    This is the 180th day of the year, there are 185 days left.

    On this day...
    I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jun 30 00:01:10 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 30, 2021.
    This is the 181st day of the year, there are 184 days left.

    On this day...
    I found a piano stool. I thought they were housebroken.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jul 1 00:01:09 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 1, 2021.
    This is the 182nd day of the year, there are 183 days left.

    On this day...
    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 2 00:01:55 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 2, 2021.
    This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 182 days left.

    On this day...
    I hate Indian Givers. No, wait...I take that back!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jul 3 00:01:56 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 3, 2021.
    This is the 184th day of the year, there are 181 days left.

    On this day...
    I have CRAFT Disease: Can't Remember a Friggin' Thing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jul 4 00:01:30 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 4, 2021.
    This is the 185th day of the year, there are 180 days left.

    On this day...
    I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jul 5 00:01:26 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 5, 2021.
    This is the 186th day of the year, there are 179 days left.

    On this day...
    I like it dark at night, and light during the day.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jul 6 00:01:35 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 6, 2021.
    This is the 187th day of the year, there are 178 days left.

    On this day...
    I like stuffed animals; oven baked with bread crumbs.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 7 00:01:28 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 7, 2021.
    This is the 188th day of the year, there are 177 days left.

    On this day...
    I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jul 8 00:01:10 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 8, 2021.
    This is the 189th day of the year, there are 176 days left.

    On this day...
    I multi-task -- I read in the bathroom.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 9 08:04:53 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 9, 2021.
    This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.

    On this day...
    I shoot every 3rd salesperson -- the 2nd one just left.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jul 11 10:53:11 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 11, 2021.
    This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.

    On this day...
    I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jul 12 00:02:36 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 12, 2021.
    This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jul 13 07:04:26 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 13, 2021.
    This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried snorting Coke; but the bubbles went up my nose.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 14 00:01:04 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 14, 2021.
    This is the 195th day of the year, there are 170 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jul 15 00:01:13 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 15, 2021.
    This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 16 00:07:49 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 16, 2021.
    This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to have an open mind; my brains kept falling out.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jul 17 00:01:21 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 17, 2021.
    This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jul 19 07:25:46 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 19, 2021.
    This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.

    On this day...
    I watch what I eat...from the plate to the mouth.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jul 20 00:01:12 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 20, 2021.
    This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.

    On this day...
    I went to college at Catatonic State.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 21 00:01:05 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 21, 2021.
    This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.

    On this day...
    I xeroxed my watch. Now, I have time to spare.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jul 22 00:01:12 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 22, 2021.
    This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 23 07:12:43 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 23, 2021.
    This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm Dyslexia Of Borg. Prepare To Have Your Ass Laminated.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Jul 24 00:01:11 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 24, 2021.
    This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not deaf...I'm ignoring you.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jul 25 00:01:30 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 25, 2021.
    This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not speeding...I'm chasing tornadoes!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jul 26 00:01:06 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 26, 2021.
    This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm NOT Spoiled!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jul 27 00:01:42 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 27, 2021.
    This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not STUBBORN...I'm just CORRECT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 28 00:01:31 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 28, 2021.
    This is the 209th day of the year, there are 156 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm one step away from being rich. All I need is money.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jul 29 00:01:40 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 29, 2021.
    This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Aug 1 14:56:26 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 1, 2021.
    This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.

    On this day...
    I've never argued with the weather.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Aug 2 00:00:57 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 2, 2021.
    This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.

    On this day...
    I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Aug 3 00:01:31 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 3, 2021.
    This is the 215th day of the year, there are 150 days left.

    On this day...
    If Barbie's so popular, why must you buy her friends??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Aug 4 00:01:19 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 4, 2021.
    This is the 216th day of the year, there are 149 days left.

    On this day...
    If cats could read they would paws after each claws.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Aug 5 00:02:10 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 5, 2021.
    This is the 217th day of the year, there are 148 days left.

    On this day...
    If everything seems to be OK, you've overlooked something.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Aug 6 00:01:26 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 6, 2021.
    This is the 218th day of the year, there are 147 days left.

    On this day...
    If flying's safe, why is the airport called the terminal?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Aug 7 00:01:35 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 7, 2021.
    This is the 219th day of the year, there are 146 days left.

    On this day...
    If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrement.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Aug 8 00:01:43 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 8, 2021.
    This is the 220th day of the year, there are 145 days left.

    On this day...
    If you fly by the seat of your pants, don't eat prunes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Aug 9 00:01:30 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 9, 2021.
    This is the 221st day of the year, there are 144 days left.

    On this day...
    If you have a rotary phone, please press 1 now.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Aug 10 00:01:46 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 10, 2021.
    This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 143 days left.

    On this day...
    If you live in Hawaii, where do you go on vacation??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Aug 11 00:01:45 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 11, 2021.
    This is the 223rd day of the year, there are 142 days left.

    On this day...
    If you think nobody cares, try missing some payments.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Aug 12 00:01:48 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 12, 2021.
    This is the 224th day of the year, there are 141 days left.

    On this day...
    If you're consonated, maybe you need a vowel movement.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Aug 13 00:01:01 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 13, 2021.
    This is the 225th day of the year, there are 140 days left.

    On this day...
    If your head's in the sand, your butt's a prime target!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Aug 14 07:51:42 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 14, 2021.
    This is the 226th day of the year, there are 139 days left.

    On this day...
    Illiterate? Read below where you can write for free help.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Aug 17 00:01:09 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 17, 2021.
    This is the 229th day of the year, there are 136 days left.

    On this day...
    Insert Disk 5 Of 4, and Press Any Key To Continue.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Aug 18 10:15:39 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 18, 2021.
    This is the 230th day of the year, there are 135 days left.

    On this day...
    Instant gratification takes too long.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Aug 19 00:01:11 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 19, 2021.
    This is the 231st day of the year, there are 134 days left.

    On this day...
    Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Aug 27 00:09:59 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 27, 2021.
    This is the 239th day of the year, there are 126 days left.

    On this day...
    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Aug 28 00:01:20 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 28, 2021.
    This is the 240th day of the year, there are 125 days left.

    On this day...
    Jury: 12 people deciding which client has the best lawyer
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Aug 30 14:34:12 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 30, 2021.
    This is the 242nd day of the year, there are 123 days left.

    On this day...
    Lawsuit: What attorneys wear to court.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Aug 31 00:01:06 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 31, 2021.
    This is the 243rd day of the year, there are 122 days left.

    On this day...
    Lawyer: One who calls a 137 page document a brief.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Sep 1 00:01:12 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 1, 2021.
    This is the 244th day of the year, there are 121 days left.

    On this day...
    Lead me not into temptation -- I'll find my own way.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Sep 2 00:01:01 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 2, 2021.
    This is the 245th day of the year, there are 120 days left.

    On this day...
    Let me know if you didn't receive this message.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Sep 3 00:01:06 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 3, 2021.
    This is the 246th day of the year, there are 119 days left.

    On this day...
    Life After Death -- Is that Terminate And Stay Resident??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Sep 4 00:01:17 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 4, 2021.
    This is the 247th day of the year, there are 118 days left.

    On this day...
    Life is fragile...handle with prayer.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Sep 5 10:30:53 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 5, 2021.
    This is the 248th day of the year, there are 117 days left.

    On this day...
    LIFE: A fatal, sexually transmitted disease.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Sep 6 00:01:16 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 6, 2021.
    This is the 249th day of the year, there are 116 days left.

    On this day...
    Madness takes its toll; please have exact change...
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Sep 7 00:01:13 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 7, 2021.
    This is the 250th day of the year, there are 115 days left.

    On this day...
    Manufacturing contact lenses is harder than meets the eye.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Sep 8 00:01:29 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 8, 2021.
    This is the 251st day of the year, there are 114 days left.

    On this day...
    Married by a judge; should've asked for a jury. -Groucho
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Sep 9 00:01:26 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 9, 2021.
    This is the 252nd day of the year, there are 113 days left.

    On this day...
    May all your children be born naked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Sep 10 00:01:14 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 10, 2021.
    This is the 253rd day of the year, there are 112 days left.

    On this day...
    Meteor shower tonight, bring your own soap!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Sep 11 00:01:06 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 11, 2021.
    This is the 254th day of the year, there are 111 days left.

    On this day...
    Microsoft Tech Support For Legacy Windows?? FAT Chance!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Sep 12 00:01:15 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 12, 2021.
    This is the 255th day of the year, there are 110 days left.

    On this day...
    Misspelled?? Impossible!! My router is error correcting!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Sep 13 00:01:28 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 13, 2021.
    This is the 256th day of the year, there are 109 days left.

    On this day...
    Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Sep 14 00:01:09 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 14, 2021.
    This is the 257th day of the year, there are 108 days left.

    On this day...
    Mufflers don't die. They just get exhausted.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From CYBERPOPE@3:640/1115 to Daryl Stout on Tue Sep 14 11:22:50 2021
    On 3/7/2021 12:07 AM, Daryl Stout wrote to All:
    Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

    Or from grocery store cashiers!

    Unless you hand over a couple of Benjamins, you might get a bit of copper back. . .

    first in a series I've written:
    CSR Hell: lonely seniors with aches & pains.
    CSR Hell: the rep before you had such bad BO, you can taste it 4 hours later CSR Hell: micromanagers making you log your pee breaks
    CSR Hell: your shift hours go down just as your rent increased
    CSR Hell: Let's be honest: CUSTOMERS!!!
    CSR Hell: Discovering the customer is NEVER right, but you must keep smiling --- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v7.0
    * Origin: EMS!BBS - FIDOnet - 3:640/1115 www.ems-bbs.com (3:640/1115)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Sep 15 00:01:19 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 15, 2021.
    This is the 258th day of the year, there are 107 days left.

    On this day...
    My day's ruined when I put my left sock on my right foot.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Sep 17 00:01:17 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 17, 2021.
    This is the 260th day of the year, there are 105 days left.

    On this day...
    Never believe anything until officially denied.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Sep 18 08:55:56 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 18, 2021.
    This is the 261st day of the year, there are 104 days left.

    On this day...
    Never have children...only grandchildren. -Unknown
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Richard Miles@2:460/256 to Daryl Stout on Sat Sep 18 18:38:59 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
    Today is Saturday September 18, 2021.
    This is the 261st day of the year, there are 104 days left.
    On this day...
    Never have children...only grandchildren. -Unknown

    Heck yes.
    --- tg BBS v0.7.1
    * Origin: Fido by Telegram BBS from Stas Mishchenkov (2:460/256)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Richard Miles on Sat Sep 18 21:57:00 2021
    Richard,

    Richard Miles wrote to Daryl Stout <=-

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick
    Kincaid
    Today is Saturday September 18, 2021.
    This is the 261st day of the year, there are 104 days left.
    On this day...
    Never have children...only grandchildren. -Unknown

    Heck yes.

    If I knew how to do that, I'd really make some money. <G>

    Daryl

    ... When I grow up, I want to be a retired lottery winner.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Sep 20 00:01:06 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 20, 2021.
    This is the 263rd day of the year, there are 102 days left.

    On this day...
    News Headline: Male infertility can be passed to children.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Sep 21 00:01:12 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 21, 2021.
    This is the 264th day of the year, there are 101 days left.

    On this day...
    News Headline: Man shoots neighbor with machete.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Sep 22 00:01:20 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 22, 2021.
    This is the 265th day of the year, there are 100 days left.

    On this day...
    No Virus Found. AARRGGHH!! I've got the No Virus!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Sep 23 00:01:07 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 23, 2021.
    This is the 266th day of the year, there are 99 days left.

    On this day...
    Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Sep 24 00:01:10 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 24, 2021.
    This is the 267th day of the year, there are 98 days left.

    On this day...
    OK, so what's the speed of dark?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Sep 25 00:01:07 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 25, 2021.
    This is the 268th day of the year, there are 97 days left.

    On this day...
    Oklahoma: Our Tornadoes Go To F6!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Sep 26 00:01:32 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 26, 2021.
    This is the 269th day of the year, there are 96 days left.

    On this day...
    Old Virus Detected - Ask your Hacker for a new version.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Sep 27 00:01:20 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 27, 2021.
    This is the 270th day of the year, there are 95 days left.

    On this day...
    On my Train Of Thought, 99% are riding for half fare!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Sep 28 00:01:09 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 28, 2021.
    This is the 271st day of the year, there are 94 days left.

    On this day...
    On the other hand, you have different fingers.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Sep 29 00:01:19 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 29, 2021.
    This is the 272nd day of the year, there are 93 days left.

    On this day...
    Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Sep 30 08:57:25 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 30, 2021.
    This is the 273rd day of the year, there are 92 days left.

    On this day...
    Overmedicated?? We have a prescription for that!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Oct 1 00:01:12 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 1, 2021.
    This is the 274th day of the year, there are 91 days left.

    On this day...
    Paper Or Plastic Bag?? Doesn't Matter; I'm bi-sacksual.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Oct 2 13:10:56 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 2, 2021.
    This is the 275th day of the year, there are 90 days left.

    On this day...
    Pi R Round, and Cornbread R Square.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Oct 3 08:29:32 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 3, 2021.
    This is the 276th day of the year, there are 89 days left.

    On this day...
    Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Oct 4 00:01:13 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 4, 2021.
    This is the 277th day of the year, there are 88 days left.

    On this day...
    Please don't startle or scare me...I tend to poop easily.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Oct 5 00:01:11 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 5, 2021.
    This is the 278th day of the year, there are 87 days left.

    On this day...
    PMS jokes aren't funny - period!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Oct 6 00:01:13 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 6, 2021.
    This is the 279th day of the year, there are 86 days left.

    On this day...
    Podcast: What a pod wears when it is broken.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Oct 7 00:01:18 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 7, 2021.
    This is the 280th day of the year, there are 85 days left.

    On this day...
    Police station toilets stolen. Cops have nothing to go on.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Oct 8 00:01:27 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 8, 2021.
    This is the 281st day of the year, there are 84 days left.

    On this day...
    Political Season: Does that mean we can shoot them??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Oct 9 00:01:14 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 9, 2021.
    This is the 282nd day of the year, there are 83 days left.

    On this day...
    Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue...
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Dumas Walker@1:2320/105 to DARYL STOUT on Sat Oct 9 19:04:00 2021
    On this day...
    Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue...

    LOL, I think it is ironic that Microsoft took a key combination that used
    to mean "reboot the PC" and changed it to the combination that you need in order to log on, or lock, your Windows machine.

    It makes for some confusion when changing between machines. :)

    Mike


    * SLMR 2.1a * Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so...
    --- SBBSecho 3.12-Linux
    * Origin: capitolcityonline.net * Telnet/SSH:2022/HTTP (1:2320/105)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Oct 10 00:01:40 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 10, 2021.
    This is the 283rd day of the year, there are 82 days left.

    On this day...
    Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Dumas Walker on Sun Oct 10 23:01:00 2021
    Mike,

    On this day...
    Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue...

    LOL, I think it is ironic that Microsoft took a key combination that
    used to mean "reboot the PC" and changed it to the combination that you need in order to log on, or lock, your Windows machine.

    It makes for some confusion when changing between machines. :)

    Never mind OS's. <G>

    Daryl

    ... My ship finally came in, but I was at the airport.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Oct 11 08:17:00 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 11, 2021.
    This is the 284th day of the year, there are 81 days left.

    On this day...
    Press any key to continue...no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Oct 12 00:02:45 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 12, 2021.
    This is the 285th day of the year, there are 80 days left.

    On this day...
    Profanity is a feeble mind forcibly expressing itself.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Oct 13 04:04:04 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 13, 2021.
    This is the 286th day of the year, there are 79 days left.

    On this day...
    Put it on my Blackberry? I don't even have a pomegranate!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Oct 14 00:01:37 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 14, 2021.
    This is the 287th day of the year, there are 78 days left.

    On this day...
    Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Oct 15 00:01:03 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 15, 2021.
    This is the 288th day of the year, there are 77 days left.

    On this day...
    Real Sysops read the documentation; or at least skim them
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Oct 16 00:01:15 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 16, 2021.
    This is the 289th day of the year, there are 76 days left.

    On this day...
    ReinCarnation: Reconstituting Evaporated Milk.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Oct 17 00:01:46 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 17, 2021.
    This is the 290th day of the year, there are 75 days left.

    On this day...
    Religious Error: A)tone, R)epent, B)lame Satan.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Oct 18 00:01:26 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 18, 2021.
    This is the 291st day of the year, there are 74 days left.

    On this day...
    Rotisserie: A Ferris Wheel for chickens.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Oct 19 00:01:16 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 19, 2021.
    This is the 292nd day of the year, there are 73 days left.

    On this day...
    S.T.O.P. -- Spin Tires On Pavement.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Oct 20 00:02:04 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 20, 2021.
    This is the 293rd day of the year, there are 72 days left.

    On this day...
    Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Oct 21 00:01:08 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 21, 2021.
    This is the 294th day of the year, there are 71 days left.

    On this day...
    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Oct 22 00:01:23 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 22, 2021.
    This is the 295th day of the year, there are 70 days left.

    On this day...
    Sex: A misdemeanor. The more you miss, the meaner you get
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Oct 23 00:01:38 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 23, 2021.
    This is the 296th day of the year, there are 69 days left.

    On this day...
    She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Oct 24 00:01:18 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 24, 2021.
    This is the 297th day of the year, there are 68 days left.

    On this day...
    She used to be a teacher. Back then, she had class.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Oct 25 01:42:44 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 25, 2021.
    This is the 298th day of the year, there are 67 days left.

    On this day...
    Shell to DOS...Come in DOS...Do you copy DOS?...Over.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Oct 26 00:01:20 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 26, 2021.
    This is the 299th day of the year, there are 66 days left.

    On this day...
    Side Effects Of This Medicine may include Death.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Oct 27 00:01:11 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 27, 2021.
    This is the 300th day of the year, there are 65 days left.

    On this day...
    Smile if you're not wearing any underwear.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Oct 28 00:01:37 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 28, 2021.
    This is the 301st day of the year, there are 64 days left.

    On this day...
    So easy, a child could do it. Child sold separately.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Oct 29 00:01:24 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 29, 2021.
    This is the 302nd day of the year, there are 63 days left.

    On this day...
    Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Oct 30 00:01:15 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 30, 2021.
    This is the 303rd day of the year, there are 62 days left.

    On this day...
    Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times, I let her sleep.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Oct 31 00:02:22 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 31, 2021.
    This is the 304th day of the year, there are 61 days left.

    On this day...
    Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Nov 1 00:01:29 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 1, 2021.
    This is the 305th day of the year, there are 60 days left.

    On this day...
    Special K factory destroyed by a Cereal Killer.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Nov 2 00:01:20 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 2, 2021.
    This is the 306th day of the year, there are 59 days left.

    On this day...
    Sqr Dancers Do It On The Floor In Groups Of 8 With No Sex
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Nov 3 00:01:25 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 3, 2021.
    This is the 307th day of the year, there are 58 days left.

    On this day...
    Stewardess Trainee: "Where does this door gooooooooooo??"
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Nov 4 00:01:45 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 4, 2021.
    This is the 308th day of the year, there are 57 days left.

    On this day...
    STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Nov 5 00:01:38 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 5, 2021.
    This is the 309th day of the year, there are 56 days left.

    On this day...
    Support bacteria. The only culture some people have.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Nov 6 00:01:27 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 6, 2021.
    This is the 310th day of the year, there are 55 days left.

    On this day...
    Tagline loading... please wait.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Nov 7 00:03:25 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 7, 2021.
    This is the 311st day of the year, there are 54 days left.

    On this day...
    The 2nd law of thermodynamicss is observed in my home.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Nov 8 00:01:56 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 8, 2021.
    This is the 312nd day of the year, there are 53 days left.

    On this day...
    The house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Nov 9 00:01:51 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 9, 2021.
    This is the 313rd day of the year, there are 52 days left.

    On this day...
    The moon isn't waxing; it's dusting and vacumming.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Nov 10 00:01:40 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 10, 2021.
    This is the 314th day of the year, there are 51 days left.

    On this day...
    The number you've dialed...9-1-1...has been changed.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Nov 11 03:57:29 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 11, 2021.
    This is the 315th day of the year, there are 50 days left.

    On this day...
    The only things done by Friday are with Robinson Crusoe.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Nov 12 00:01:09 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 12, 2021.
    This is the 316th day of the year, there are 49 days left.

    On this day...
    The other day, a dog peed on me -- a bad sign.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Nov 13 00:01:18 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 13, 2021.
    This is the 317th day of the year, there are 48 days left.

    On this day...
    The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Nov 14 00:01:29 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 14, 2021.
    This is the 318th day of the year, there are 47 days left.

    On this day...
    The Weather Is Here...Wish You Were Beautiful.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Nov 15 00:01:29 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 15, 2021.
    This is the 319th day of the year, there are 46 days left.

    On this day...
    The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Nov 16 00:01:26 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 16, 2021.
    This is the 320th day of the year, there are 45 days left.

    On this day...
    There are many internet scams; send me $20 to learn how.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Nov 17 00:01:24 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 17, 2021.
    This is the 321st day of the year, there are 44 days left.

    On this day...
    There can't be a crisis today; my schedule's already full.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Nov 18 05:52:25 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 18, 2021.
    This is the 322nd day of the year, there are 43 days left.

    On this day...
    This tagline is donationware; send money to register it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Nov 19 00:01:49 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 19, 2021.
    This is the 323rd day of the year, there are 42 days left.

    On this day...
    This tagline is freeware; future support is unavailable.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Nov 20 00:03:46 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 20, 2021.
    This is the 324th day of the year, there are 41 days left.

    On this day...
    This tagline is restricted to day VFR use only.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Nov 23 00:01:08 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 23, 2021.
    This is the 327th day of the year, there are 38 days left.

    On this day...
    To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Nov 24 00:01:27 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 24, 2021.
    This is the 328th day of the year, there are 37 days left.

    On this day...
    Toe: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Nov 25 07:45:48 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 25, 2021.
    This is the 329th day of the year, there are 36 days left.

    On this day...
    Tomato Paste: What you use to fix broken tomatoes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Nov 26 00:01:15 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 26, 2021.
    This is the 330th day of the year, there are 35 days left.

    On this day...
    Tonight's Forecast: Dark, with scattered light by sunrise.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Nov 27 00:01:36 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 27, 2021.
    This is the 331st day of the year, there are 34 days left.

    On this day...
    Too old to cut the mustard; but can still stir the mayo.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Nov 28 00:01:26 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 28, 2021.
    This is the 332nd day of the year, there are 33 days left.

    On this day...
    Tried keeping a stiff upper lip, but my face muscles hurt.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Nov 29 00:01:21 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 29, 2021.
    This is the 333rd day of the year, there are 32 days left.

    On this day...
    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Nov 30 00:01:27 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 30, 2021.
    This is the 334th day of the year, there are 31 days left.

    On this day...
    Unzip, Expand, Inflate, Explode. What idiot thought this?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Dec 1 00:01:19 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 1, 2021.
    This is the 335th day of the year, there are 30 days left.

    On this day...
    Upgrade: Remove old bugs, insert new ones.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Dec 2 00:01:35 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 2, 2021.
    This is the 336th day of the year, there are 29 days left.

    On this day...
    Virus Check Complete. All viruses functioning normally.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Dec 3 00:01:38 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 3, 2021.
    This is the 337th day of the year, there are 28 days left.

    On this day...
    WARNING!! I'm naked under these clothes!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Dec 4 00:01:47 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 4, 2021.
    This is the 338th day of the year, there are 27 days left.

    On this day...
    We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then, it gets worse.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Dec 6 00:01:07 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 6, 2021.
    This is the 340th day of the year, there are 25 days left.

    On this day...
    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Dec 8 00:01:25 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 8, 2021.
    This is the 342nd day of the year, there are 23 days left.

    On this day...
    What if someone's real name is a psuedonym??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Dec 9 00:01:31 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 9, 2021.
    This is the 343rd day of the year, there are 22 days left.

    On this day...
    What if there were no hypothetical questions??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Dec 10 00:03:34 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 10, 2021.
    This is the 344th day of the year, there are 21 days left.

    On this day...
    What is the sound of one hand clapping??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Dec 11 00:53:59 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 11, 2021.
    This is the 345th day of the year, there are 20 days left.

    On this day...
    When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Dec 14 00:01:14 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 14, 2021.
    This is the 348th day of the year, there are 17 days left.

    On this day...
    Where there's a Will, I want to be in it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Dec 15 00:05:05 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 15, 2021.
    This is the 349th day of the year, there are 16 days left.

    On this day...
    Why do nurses leave the room when you get undressed??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Dec 16 10:48:53 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 16, 2021.
    This is the 350th day of the year, there are 15 days left.

    On this day...
    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Dec 17 07:51:44 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 17, 2021.
    This is the 351st day of the year, there are 14 days left.

    On this day...
    Why does the Psychic Hotline have to ask for your name??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Dec 18 13:06:18 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 18, 2021.
    This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 13 days left.

    On this day...
    Why don't potholes knock your tires back into alignment??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Dec 20 00:01:32 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 20, 2021.
    This is the 354th day of the year, there are 11 days left.

    On this day...
    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Dec 21 00:01:33 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 21, 2021.
    This is the 355th day of the year, there are 10 days left.

    On this day...
    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Dec 23 00:02:07 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 23, 2021.
    This is the 357th day of the year, there are 8 days left.

    On this day...
    Windbreaker: A Poot Suit.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Dec 24 00:01:44 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 24, 2021.
    This is the 358th day of the year, there are 7 days left.

    On this day...
    Windows Vista7Up Virus: Renders 16-bit programs useless.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Dec 26 00:01:58 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 26, 2021.
    This is the 360th day of the year, there are 5 days left.

    On this day...
    Wisconsin: Come smell our dairy air.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Dec 27 00:02:54 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 27, 2021.
    This is the 361st day of the year, there are 4 days left.

    On this day...
    X-Modem: A modem on the losing end of a lightning strike.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Dec 29 00:02:09 2021

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 29, 2021.
    This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 2 days left.

    On this day...
    You'll have no other Sysop before me (just kidding).
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jan 6 00:01:49 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 6, 2022.
    This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.

    On this day...
    A guy who's addicted to brake fluid can stop any time.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jan 16 00:02:03 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 16, 2022.
    This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.

    On this day...
    A Sysop's phone and internet bills know no bounds...
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jan 17 00:01:22 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 17, 2022.
    This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.

    On this day...
    A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons away
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jan 19 00:01:22 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 19, 2022.
    This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.

    On this day...
    Aacckk!! II''mm hhaallff dduupplleexx!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jan 23 00:02:11 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 23, 2022.
    This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.

    On this day...
    After Tuesday, even the calender says WTF.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jan 24 00:02:12 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 24, 2022.
    This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.

    On this day...
    Ahh wight! Where's my WAM memowy you wascwy wabbitt?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Wed Jan 26 17:09:26 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid Today is Thursday December 2, 2021.
    This is the 336th day of the year, there are 29 days left.
    On this day...
    Virus Check Complete. All viruses functioning normally.

    I'd think insted of dozxens of these autopost messages, it'd be better to post one every ten days, with ten taglinesin it, as most collectors like to collect a bunch at once. . .

    So those who jump in to try posting one favourite they just discovered, stand out as a live user of the echo. . .
    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-5
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jan 31 00:01:35 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 31, 2022.
    This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.

    On this day...
    All wiyht. Rho sritkhed mg kegtaps awoumd?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Feb 2 00:01:37 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 2, 2022.
    This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.

    On this day...
    Amnesia and Deja-Vu: You forgot this happened before.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Feb 5 00:01:40 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 5, 2022.
    This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.

    On this day...
    Apathy Error: Strike any key...or none, for that matter.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Feb 7 00:01:39 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 7, 2022.
    This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.

    On this day...
    Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Feb 11 00:01:37 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 11, 2022.
    This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.

    On this day...
    Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Feb 12 00:01:41 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 12, 2022.
    This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.

    On this day...
    Backups? We don't need no steenking backups.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Feb 14 00:01:42 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 14, 2022.
    This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad officials are elected by good citizens who don't vote
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Feb 15 00:01:40 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 15, 2022.
    This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad Restaurant: Hospital map on the back of the menu.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Feb 17 11:37:54 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 17, 2022.
    This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Feb 18 00:01:28 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 18, 2022.
    This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.

    On this day...
    BBS?? Yeah, I do BBS...but, I can control it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Feb 19 00:01:36 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 19, 2022.
    This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.

    On this day...
    Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Feb 20 00:01:49 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 20, 2022.
    This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.

    On this day...
    Beauty is skin deep...but ugly goes clear to the bone.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Feb 21 00:01:35 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 21, 2022.
    This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.

    On this day...
    Before drawing boards, where did they go back to??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Feb 22 12:53:55 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 22, 2022.
    This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.

    On this day...
    Being born is bad for your health; it leads to death.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Feb 23 00:01:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 23, 2022.
    This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.

    On this day...
    Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Feb 24 00:01:36 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 24, 2022.
    This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.

    On this day...
    Blizzard Warning: Your Dairy Queen Shake Is Ready.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Feb 25 00:01:37 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 25, 2022.
    This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.

    On this day...
    Borg Bugers: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Feb 26 00:01:37 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 26, 2022.
    This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

    On this day...
    Broken pencils are like life with no geometry: Pointless!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Feb 27 00:01:38 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 27, 2022.
    This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

    On this day...
    Bulldozers: People who sleep through political speeches.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Feb 28 00:01:26 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 28, 2022.
    This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.

    On this day...
    By The Way, what does BTW stand for?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 1 00:02:27 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 1, 2022.
    This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.

    On this day...
    Can pigs fly?? Depends on how hard you toss them.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 2 00:01:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 2, 2022.
    This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.

    On this day...
    Can you repeat the part after "Listen Very Carefully"??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 3 00:01:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 3, 2022.
    This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

    On this day...
    Cannibals eat missionaries to get a taste of religion.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 4 00:01:51 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 4, 2022.
    This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.

    On this day...
    Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Mar 5 00:01:48 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 5, 2022.
    This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.

    On this day...
    Chain Lightning: For when you can't stop with one bolt.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Mar 6 00:01:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 6, 2022.
    This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.

    On this day...
    Change is good; especially when it relates to underwear.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Mar 7 04:35:58 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 7, 2022.
    This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.

    On this day...
    Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 8 00:01:31 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 8, 2022.
    This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.

    On this day...
    Chocolate lovers 12 step plan: < 12 steps from chocolate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 9 00:01:32 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 9, 2022.
    This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.

    On this day...
    Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. Pop Quiz To Follow.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 10 00:01:32 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 10, 2022.
    This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.

    On this day...
    Classical Gas: A Mozart Fart.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 11 00:01:42 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 11, 2022.
    This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.

    On this day...
    Classically speaking, all musicians end up baroque.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Mar 12 00:01:29 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 12, 2022.
    This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.

    On this day...
    Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Mar 13 00:01:35 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 13, 2022.
    This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.

    On this day...
    Cold winter coming!! I saw a squirrel buying Sterno!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Mar 14 00:01:36 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 14, 2022.
    This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.

    On this day...
    Computer Hacker wanted. Must have own axe.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 15 09:58:42 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 15, 2022.
    This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.

    On this day...
    Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 16 00:01:27 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 16, 2022.
    This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.

    On this day...
    Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 17 00:01:31 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 17, 2022.
    This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.

    On this day...
    Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 18 08:16:26 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 18, 2022.
    This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.

    On this day...
    Conference on Global Warming canceled due to blizzard.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Mar 19 00:01:30 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 19, 2022.
    This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.

    On this day...
    CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/n)?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Mar 21 00:01:27 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 21, 2022.
    This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.

    On this day...
    Criminal Lawyer: A redundancy if there ever was one.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 22 10:06:30 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 22, 2022.
    This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.

    On this day...
    Critical Error: System Halted. Hit any user to continue.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 23 00:01:26 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 23, 2022.
    This is the 82nd day of the year, there are 283 days left.

    On this day...
    Dachshunds are small crocodiles with fur.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 24 00:01:26 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 24, 2022.
    This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.

    On this day...
    Darn it!! I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 25 00:01:31 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 25, 2022.
    This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.

    On this day...
    Deduce is De Lowest Card In De Deck.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Mar 26 00:01:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 26, 2022.
    This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.

    On this day...
    Deja Booboo: When you feel you've screwed this up before.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Mar 27 00:01:50 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 27, 2022.
    This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.

    On this day...
    Deja-Moo: When you feel you've seen this bullcrap before.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 29 17:56:00 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 29, 2022.
    This is the 88th day of the year, there are 277 days left.

    On this day...
    Detour: The roughest distance between two points.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 30 00:01:35 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 30, 2022.
    This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.

    On this day...
    Diet Water: The flavor of water, but half the calories.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 31 00:01:23 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 31, 2022.
    This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.

    On this day...
    Dime: A dollar with all taxes taken out.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Apr 1 00:02:28 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 1, 2022.
    This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.

    On this day...
    Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 2 09:43:08 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 2, 2022.
    This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.

    On this day...
    Disk Failure: (W)arm Boot, (C)old Boot, (S)teel Toe Boot?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Apr 3 00:01:32 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 3, 2022.
    This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.

    On this day...
    Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Apr 4 00:01:32 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 4, 2022.
    This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.

    On this day...
    Do not use elevator in case of fire. Water works better.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Apr 5 07:53:28 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 5, 2022.
    This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.

    On this day...
    Do you, Sysop, take this BBS, to be your wedded spouse??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Apr 6 07:40:45 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 6, 2022.
    This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

    On this day...
    Does "MNP-5" mean "Modem needs a 5 topping pizza"??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Apr 7 00:01:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 7, 2022.
    This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.

    On this day...
    Does a clean house show that there's a broken computer??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Apr 11 12:47:20 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 11, 2022.
    This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.

    On this day...
    Dog expelled from Obedience School: Kid ate his homework.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Apr 12 09:30:41 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 12, 2022.
    This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.

    On this day...
    Dominoes: =======/////////////////////|||||||||||||||||||
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Apr 13 19:23:15 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 13, 2022.
    This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't drink and park -- accidents cause people.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 9 14:27:49 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 9, 2022.
    This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.

    On this day...
    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Apr 14 09:59:16 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 14, 2022.
    This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't raise the bar!! It's too hard to get the drinks!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Apr 15 00:01:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 15, 2022.
    This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.

    On this day...
    Drain Bamage?? No, thanks...I already have some.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 16 14:35:27 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 16, 2022.
    This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.

    On this day...
    Drink Canada Dry. Maybe you can't, but it's fun trying.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Apr 17 18:36:05 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 17, 2022.
    This is the 107th day of the year, there are 258 days left.

    On this day...
    E-mail returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Apr 18 00:01:13 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 18, 2022.
    This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.

    On this day...
    Eagles soar; weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Apr 19 00:01:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 19, 2022.
    This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.

    On this day...
    Early birds get the worm; the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Apr 20 00:03:20 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 20, 2022.
    This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.

    On this day...
    Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Apr 21 00:01:24 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 21, 2022.
    This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.

    On this day...
    Either this man's dead, or my watch is stopped. -Groucho
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Apr 22 00:01:21 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 22, 2022.
    This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.

    On this day...
    Email returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 23 00:01:45 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 23, 2022.
    This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.

    On this day...
    Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Apr 24 14:01:47 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 24, 2022.
    This is the 114th day of the year, there are 251 days left.

    On this day...
    Energizer Bunny still missing. Search party keeps going.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Apr 25 07:53:54 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 25, 2022.
    This is the 115th day of the year, there are 250 days left.

    On this day...
    Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Apr 26 00:02:27 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 26, 2022.
    This is the 116th day of the year, there are 249 days left.

    On this day...
    Error: Bad Or Missing Mouse Driver. Blame The Cat?? (Y/n)
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Apr 27 00:01:21 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 27, 2022.
    This is the 117th day of the year, there are 248 days left.

    On this day...
    Error: Keyboard not attached. Press <F1> to continue.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Apr 28 00:06:09 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 28, 2022.
    This is the 118th day of the year, there are 247 days left.

    On this day...
    Error?? Impossible!! My keyboard is error correcting!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Apr 29 00:01:41 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 29, 2022.
    This is the 119th day of the year, there are 246 days left.

    On this day...
    ESC?? I didn't know I was trapped.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 30 00:10:29 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 30, 2022.
    This is the 120th day of the year, there are 245 days left.

    On this day...
    Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the etherbunny.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 1 00:11:26 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 1, 2022.
    This is the 121st day of the year, there are 244 days left.

    On this day...
    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 2 00:10:35 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 2, 2022.
    This is the 122nd day of the year, there are 243 days left.

    On this day...
    Every day is a fresh start; a new chance to screw it up.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 3 07:51:25 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 3, 2022.
    This is the 123rd day of the year, there are 242 days left.

    On this day...
    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 4 00:10:41 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 4, 2022.
    This is the 124th day of the year, there are 241 days left.

    On this day...
    Examples of Pro and Con: Progress and Congress.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu May 5 18:35:50 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 5, 2022.
    This is the 125th day of the year, there are 240 days left.

    On this day...
    Excessive mouse activity detected. Running CAT.EXE to fix
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri May 6 00:11:15 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 6, 2022.
    This is the 126th day of the year, there are 239 days left.

    On this day...
    Exterminator needed: world wide web found
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat May 7 00:10:37 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 7, 2022.
    This is the 127th day of the year, there are 238 days left.

    On this day...
    Eyewitnesses were on the scene in minutes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 8 00:10:45 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 8, 2022.
    This is the 128th day of the year, there are 237 days left.

    On this day...
    Failure is not an option. It comes shipped with Windows.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 9 00:10:37 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 9, 2022.
    This is the 129th day of the year, there are 236 days left.

    On this day...
    Fart: An audio test of your body's waste disposal system.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 10 00:10:36 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 10, 2022.
    This is the 130th day of the year, there are 235 days left.

    On this day...
    Fartvergnugen: The pleasure of breaking wind.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 11 00:10:42 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 11, 2022.
    This is the 131st day of the year, there are 234 days left.

    On this day...
    Fer sail. Spel cheker. Wurks Fein. Cheep.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu May 12 00:10:37 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 12, 2022.
    This is the 132nd day of the year, there are 233 days left.

    On this day...
    Filename Viagra started with Windows 95.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri May 13 00:10:35 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 13, 2022.
    This is the 133rd day of the year, there are 232 days left.

    On this day...
    Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped, please.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat May 14 00:10:40 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 14, 2022.
    This is the 134th day of the year, there are 231 days left.

    On this day...
    Flood: A river that's too big for its bridges.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 15 00:10:40 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 15, 2022.
    This is the 135th day of the year, there are 230 days left.

    On this day...
    For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 16 00:10:32 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 16, 2022.
    This is the 136th day of the year, there are 229 days left.

    On this day...
    For a transcript; get a piece of paper, and write fast!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 17 00:10:32 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 17, 2022.
    This is the 137th day of the year, there are 228 days left.

    On this day...
    Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Naked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 18 00:10:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 18, 2022.
    This is the 138th day of the year, there are 227 days left.

    On this day...
    Frisbyterian: When you die, your soul goes up on the roof
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu May 19 00:10:32 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 19, 2022.
    This is the 139th day of the year, there are 226 days left.

    On this day...
    German Chocolate Cake in Germany is just cake.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri May 20 00:10:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 20, 2022.
    This is the 140th day of the year, there are 225 days left.

    On this day...
    German word for constipation: Farfrompoopin
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat May 21 00:10:37 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 21, 2022.
    This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.

    On this day...
    Get your free subscription before the price doubles!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 22 06:59:15 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 22, 2022.
    This is the 142nd day of the year, there are 223 days left.

    On this day...
    Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 23 00:10:34 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 23, 2022.
    This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.

    On this day...
    GPS: Great Posterior Seated.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 24 00:10:35 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 24, 2022.
    This is the 144th day of the year, there are 221 days left.

    On this day...
    Grace Period: The time it takes to ask the meal blessing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 25 10:39:22 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 25, 2022.
    This is the 145th day of the year, there are 220 days left.

    On this day...
    H.A.M. Radio Operator: H)ave A)nother M)eal.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu May 26 00:10:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 26, 2022.
    This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.

    On this day...
    Ham Radio Messages And Replies Will Be Sent In Morse Code.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri May 27 00:10:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 27, 2022.
    This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.

    On this day...
    Ham Radio QRP: When you care enough to give the least.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat May 28 00:10:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 28, 2022.
    This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.

    On this day...
    Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 29 00:10:38 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 29, 2022.
    This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.

    On this day...
    Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 30 00:10:48 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 30, 2022.
    This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.

    On this day...
    Have a Tex-Mex Emergency?? Dial Nine Juan Juan.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 31 00:10:36 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 31, 2022.
    This is the 151st day of the year, there are 214 days left.

    On this day...
    Have you thanked your Sysop or Echo Moderator today??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 1 00:20:28 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 1, 2022.
    This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.

    On this day...
    He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry, and Curly.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 2 15:42:14 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 2, 2022.
    This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.

    On this day...
    He who laughs last thinks slowest.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 3 00:11:40 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 3, 2022.
    This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.

    On this day...
    Heisenberg may have slept here.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 4 00:10:46 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 4, 2022.
    This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.

    On this day...
    Hell is kept warm with profane burners.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 5 00:10:44 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 5, 2022.
    This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.

    On this day...
    Hemlock: A device that prevents garment alterations.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 6 00:10:34 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 6, 2022.
    This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.

    On this day...
    Hindsight is 20/20 - but I don't have eyes in my butt.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 7 00:10:53 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 7, 2022.
    This is the 158th day of the year, there are 207 days left.

    On this day...
    Home Alone is when you can poop with the door open.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 8 00:10:37 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 8, 2022.
    This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.

    On this day...
    Honk if you love peace and quiet.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 9 00:10:36 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 9, 2022.
    This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.

    On this day...
    Hors De Ourves - Sandwiches cut into many small pieces.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 10 00:10:31 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 10, 2022.
    This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.

    On this day...
    How can you eat one of God's own creatures? A Sandwich.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 11 00:10:36 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 11, 2022.
    This is the 162nd day of the year, there are 203 days left.

    On this day...
    How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 12 00:10:39 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 12, 2022.
    This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.

    On this day...
    How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 13 22:51:38 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 13, 2022.
    This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.

    On this day...
    How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 14 00:10:24 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 14, 2022.
    This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.

    On this day...
    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 15 00:33:26 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 15, 2022.
    This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.

    On this day...
    How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 16 00:10:34 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 16, 2022.
    This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.

    On this day...
    How long should we practice sex before it's safe??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 17 00:10:36 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 17, 2022.
    This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.

    On this day...
    How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 18 00:11:41 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 18, 2022.
    This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.

    On this day...
    Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 19 00:11:01 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 19, 2022.
    This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.

    On this day...
    I *CAN* type...my computer keyboard is illiterate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 20 00:10:31 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 20, 2022.
    This is the 171st day of the year, there are 194 days left.

    On this day...
    I can't be overdrawn at the bank!! I still have checks!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 21 00:10:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 21, 2022.
    This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.

    On this day...
    I can't remember the last time I had a memory problem.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 22 00:10:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 22, 2022.
    This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.

    On this day...
    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 23 00:10:40 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 23, 2022.
    This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.

    On this day...
    I didn't crash; the ground came up, and hit me.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 24 00:10:42 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 24, 2022.
    This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.

    On this day...
    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 25 00:10:36 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 25, 2022.
    This is the 176th day of the year, there are 189 days left.

    On this day...
    I don't have time to wait for instant gratification.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 26 00:11:27 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 26, 2022.
    This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.

    On this day...
    I don't repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 27 00:10:38 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 27, 2022.
    This is the 178th day of the year, there are 187 days left.

    On this day...
    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 28 00:10:38 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 28, 2022.
    This is the 179th day of the year, there are 186 days left.

    On this day...
    I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 29 00:10:43 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 29, 2022.
    This is the 180th day of the year, there are 185 days left.

    On this day...
    I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 30 00:10:33 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 30, 2022.
    This is the 181st day of the year, there are 184 days left.

    On this day...
    I found a piano stool. I thought they were housebroken.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 1 00:10:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 1, 2022.
    This is the 182nd day of the year, there are 183 days left.

    On this day...
    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 2 00:10:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 2, 2022.
    This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 182 days left.

    On this day...
    I hate Indian Givers. No, wait...I take that back!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 3 00:10:37 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 3, 2022.
    This is the 184th day of the year, there are 181 days left.

    On this day...
    I have CRAFT Disease: Can't Remember a Friggin' Thing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 4 00:10:35 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 4, 2022.
    This is the 185th day of the year, there are 180 days left.

    On this day...
    I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 5 00:10:48 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 5, 2022.
    This is the 186th day of the year, there are 179 days left.

    On this day...
    I like it dark at night, and light during the day.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 6 00:10:38 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 6, 2022.
    This is the 187th day of the year, there are 178 days left.

    On this day...
    I like stuffed animals; oven baked with bread crumbs.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 7 00:10:30 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 7, 2022.
    This is the 188th day of the year, there are 177 days left.

    On this day...
    I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 8 00:10:28 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 8, 2022.
    This is the 189th day of the year, there are 176 days left.

    On this day...
    I multi-task -- I read in the bathroom.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 9 00:10:29 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 9, 2022.
    This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.

    On this day...
    I shoot every 3rd salesperson -- the 2nd one just left.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 10 00:10:43 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 10, 2022.
    This is the 191st day of the year, there are 174 days left.

    On this day...
    I talk to myself when I need expert advice.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 11 00:10:47 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 11, 2022.
    This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.

    On this day...
    I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 12 00:10:46 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 12, 2022.
    This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 13 09:21:45 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 13, 2022.
    This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried snorting Coke; but the bubbles went up my nose.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 14 00:10:37 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 14, 2022.
    This is the 195th day of the year, there are 170 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 15 00:10:36 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 15, 2022.
    This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 16 00:10:39 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 16, 2022.
    This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to have an open mind; my brains kept falling out.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 17 00:10:38 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 17, 2022.
    This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 19 00:10:29 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 19, 2022.
    This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.

    On this day...
    I watch what I eat...from the plate to the mouth.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 20 00:10:30 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 20, 2022.
    This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.

    On this day...
    I went to college at Catatonic State.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 21 00:10:30 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 21, 2022.
    This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.

    On this day...
    I xeroxed my watch. Now, I have time to spare.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 22 00:10:32 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 22, 2022.
    This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 23 00:10:37 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 23, 2022.
    This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm Dyslexia Of Borg. Prepare To Have Your Ass Laminated.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 24 00:10:46 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 24, 2022.
    This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not deaf...I'm ignoring you.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 25 00:10:44 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 25, 2022.
    This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not speeding...I'm chasing tornadoes!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 26 00:10:31 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 26, 2022.
    This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm NOT Spoiled!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 27 00:10:28 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 27, 2022.
    This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not STUBBORN...I'm just CORRECT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 28 00:10:29 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 28, 2022.
    This is the 209th day of the year, there are 156 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm one step away from being rich. All I need is money.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 29 07:59:51 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 29, 2022.
    This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 30 00:10:28 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 30, 2022.
    This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm speeding because I have to go poop.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 31 10:06:23 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 31, 2022.
    This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.

    On this day...
    I've repeatedly said to you, to not be redundant.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Aug 1 00:10:26 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 1, 2022.
    This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.

    On this day...
    I've never argued with the weather.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Aug 2 00:10:29 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 2, 2022.
    This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.

    On this day...
    I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Aug 3 00:10:36 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 3, 2022.
    This is the 215th day of the year, there are 150 days left.

    On this day...
    If Barbie's so popular, why must you buy her friends??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Aug 4 08:34:07 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 4, 2022.
    This is the 216th day of the year, there are 149 days left.

    On this day...
    If cats could read they would paws after each claws.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Aug 5 00:01:53 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 5, 2022.
    This is the 217th day of the year, there are 148 days left.

    On this day...
    If everything seems to be OK, you've overlooked something.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Aug 6 00:01:49 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 6, 2022.
    This is the 218th day of the year, there are 147 days left.

    On this day...
    If flying's safe, why is the airport called the terminal?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Aug 7 00:02:16 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 7, 2022.
    This is the 219th day of the year, there are 146 days left.

    On this day...
    If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrement.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Aug 8 00:01:51 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 8, 2022.
    This is the 220th day of the year, there are 145 days left.

    On this day...
    If you fly by the seat of your pants, don't eat prunes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Aug 9 10:55:17 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 9, 2022.
    This is the 221st day of the year, there are 144 days left.

    On this day...
    If you have a rotary phone, please press 1 now.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Aug 10 07:26:43 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 10, 2022.
    This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 143 days left.

    On this day...
    If you live in Hawaii, where do you go on vacation??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Aug 11 00:01:46 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 11, 2022.
    This is the 223rd day of the year, there are 142 days left.

    On this day...
    If you think nobody cares, try missing some payments.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Aug 12 00:01:45 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 12, 2022.
    This is the 224th day of the year, there are 141 days left.

    On this day...
    If you're consonated, maybe you need a vowel movement.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Aug 13 00:01:47 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 13, 2022.
    This is the 225th day of the year, there are 140 days left.

    On this day...
    If your head's in the sand, your butt's a prime target!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Aug 14 00:02:04 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 14, 2022.
    This is the 226th day of the year, there are 139 days left.

    On this day...
    Illiterate? Read below where you can write for free help.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Aug 15 00:01:48 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 15, 2022.
    This is the 227th day of the year, there are 138 days left.

    On this day...
    In God We Trust: All Others Require Verification
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Aug 16 06:28:47 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 16, 2022.
    This is the 228th day of the year, there are 137 days left.

    On this day...
    Inflation has gone up over $1 a quart. - W.C. Fields
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Aug 17 10:41:04 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 17, 2022.
    This is the 229th day of the year, there are 136 days left.

    On this day...
    Insert Disk 5 Of 4, and Press Any Key To Continue.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Aug 18 00:01:47 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 18, 2022.
    This is the 230th day of the year, there are 135 days left.

    On this day...
    Instant gratification takes too long.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Aug 19 00:01:49 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 19, 2022.
    This is the 231st day of the year, there are 134 days left.

    On this day...
    Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Aug 20 00:01:49 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 20, 2022.
    This is the 232nd day of the year, there are 133 days left.

    On this day...
    Is It OK to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded Fire Station??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Aug 21 00:02:35 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 21, 2022.
    This is the 233rd day of the year, there are 132 days left.

    On this day...
    Is The Sysop Gone?? Good!! Now, I can !#@$%&*^ NO CARRIER
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Aug 22 00:03:38 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 22, 2022.
    This is the 234th day of the year, there are 131 days left.

    On this day...
    Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Aug 23 00:02:04 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 23, 2022.
    This is the 235th day of the year, there are 130 days left.

    On this day...
    It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Aug 24 00:01:50 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 24, 2022.
    This is the 236th day of the year, there are 129 days left.

    On this day...
    It's so hot the brown cow gave hot chocolate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Aug 25 00:01:45 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 25, 2022.
    This is the 237th day of the year, there are 128 days left.

    On this day...
    JavaScript: Instructions on how to make a pot of coffee.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Aug 26 00:01:43 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 26, 2022.
    This is the 238th day of the year, there are 127 days left.

    On this day...
    Jaywalkers will be run down, and ticketed by police.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Aug 27 00:01:43 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 27, 2022.
    This is the 239th day of the year, there are 126 days left.

    On this day...
    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Aug 28 00:02:01 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 28, 2022.
    This is the 240th day of the year, there are 125 days left.

    On this day...
    Jury: 12 people deciding which client has the best lawyer
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Aug 29 00:01:45 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 29, 2022.
    This is the 241st day of the year, there are 124 days left.

    On this day...
    LaQuinta: Spanish for "Next To Denny's".
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Aug 30 07:17:10 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 30, 2022.
    This is the 242nd day of the year, there are 123 days left.

    On this day...
    Lawsuit: What attorneys wear to court.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Aug 31 00:01:43 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 31, 2022.
    This is the 243rd day of the year, there are 122 days left.

    On this day...
    Lawyer: One who calls a 137 page document a brief.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Sep 1 00:01:42 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 1, 2022.
    This is the 244th day of the year, there are 121 days left.

    On this day...
    Lead me not into temptation -- I'll find my own way.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Sep 2 07:45:54 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 2, 2022.
    This is the 245th day of the year, there are 120 days left.

    On this day...
    Let me know if you didn't receive this message.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Sep 3 08:42:09 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 3, 2022.
    This is the 246th day of the year, there are 119 days left.

    On this day...
    Life After Death -- Is that Terminate And Stay Resident??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Sep 4 00:01:47 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 4, 2022.
    This is the 247th day of the year, there are 118 days left.

    On this day...
    Life is fragile...handle with prayer.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Sep 5 00:01:45 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 5, 2022.
    This is the 248th day of the year, there are 117 days left.

    On this day...
    LIFE: A fatal, sexually transmitted disease.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Sep 6 07:15:05 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 6, 2022.
    This is the 249th day of the year, there are 116 days left.

    On this day...
    Madness takes its toll; please have exact change...
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Sep 7 00:01:51 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 7, 2022.
    This is the 250th day of the year, there are 115 days left.

    On this day...
    Manufacturing contact lenses is harder than meets the eye.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Sep 8 00:01:41 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 8, 2022.
    This is the 251st day of the year, there are 114 days left.

    On this day...
    Married by a judge; should've asked for a jury. -Groucho
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Sep 9 00:01:43 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 9, 2022.
    This is the 252nd day of the year, there are 113 days left.

    On this day...
    May all your children be born naked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Sep 10 00:01:56 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 10, 2022.
    This is the 253rd day of the year, there are 112 days left.

    On this day...
    Meteor shower tonight, bring your own soap!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Sep 11 00:01:55 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 11, 2022.
    This is the 254th day of the year, there are 111 days left.

    On this day...
    Microsoft Tech Support For Legacy Windows?? FAT Chance!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Sep 12 00:01:50 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 12, 2022.
    This is the 255th day of the year, there are 110 days left.

    On this day...
    Misspelled?? Impossible!! My router is error correcting!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Sep 13 00:01:53 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 13, 2022.
    This is the 256th day of the year, there are 109 days left.

    On this day...
    Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Sep 14 00:01:47 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 14, 2022.
    This is the 257th day of the year, there are 108 days left.

    On this day...
    Mufflers don't die. They just get exhausted.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Sep 15 00:02:20 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 15, 2022.
    This is the 258th day of the year, there are 107 days left.

    On this day...
    My day's ruined when I put my left sock on my right foot.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Sep 16 00:01:48 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 16, 2022.
    This is the 259th day of the year, there are 106 days left.

    On this day...
    My last original thought died of loneliness.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Sep 17 00:01:47 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 17, 2022.
    This is the 260th day of the year, there are 105 days left.

    On this day...
    Never believe anything until officially denied.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Sep 18 00:03:51 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 18, 2022.
    This is the 261st day of the year, there are 104 days left.

    On this day...
    Never have children...only grandchildren. -Unknown
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Sep 19 00:04:23 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 19, 2022.
    This is the 262nd day of the year, there are 103 days left.

    On this day...
    Never marry a tennis player; to them, love means nothing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Sep 20 00:01:58 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 20, 2022.
    This is the 263rd day of the year, there are 102 days left.

    On this day...
    News Headline: Male infertility can be passed to children.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Sep 21 00:02:09 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 21, 2022.
    This is the 264th day of the year, there are 101 days left.

    On this day...
    News Headline: Man shoots neighbor with machete.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Sep 22 00:01:44 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 22, 2022.
    This is the 265th day of the year, there are 100 days left.

    On this day...
    No Virus Found. AARRGGHH!! I've got the No Virus!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Sep 23 00:01:56 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 23, 2022.
    This is the 266th day of the year, there are 99 days left.

    On this day...
    Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Sep 24 00:02:19 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 24, 2022.
    This is the 267th day of the year, there are 98 days left.

    On this day...
    OK, so what's the speed of dark?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Sep 25 00:01:59 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 25, 2022.
    This is the 268th day of the year, there are 97 days left.

    On this day...
    Oklahoma: Our Tornadoes Go To F6!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Sep 26 00:03:17 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 26, 2022.
    This is the 269th day of the year, there are 96 days left.

    On this day...
    Old Virus Detected - Ask your Hacker for a new version.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Sep 27 00:01:58 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 27, 2022.
    This is the 270th day of the year, there are 95 days left.

    On this day...
    On my Train Of Thought, 99% are riding for half fare!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Sep 28 00:02:12 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 28, 2022.
    This is the 271st day of the year, there are 94 days left.

    On this day...
    On the other hand, you have different fingers.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Sep 29 00:02:06 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 29, 2022.
    This is the 272nd day of the year, there are 93 days left.

    On this day...
    Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Sep 30 00:02:18 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 30, 2022.
    This is the 273rd day of the year, there are 92 days left.

    On this day...
    Overmedicated?? We have a prescription for that!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Oct 1 00:02:23 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 1, 2022.
    This is the 274th day of the year, there are 91 days left.

    On this day...
    Paper Or Plastic Bag?? Doesn't Matter; I'm bi-sacksual.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Oct 2 00:02:27 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 2, 2022.
    This is the 275th day of the year, there are 90 days left.

    On this day...
    Pi R Round, and Cornbread R Square.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Oct 3 00:02:15 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 3, 2022.
    This is the 276th day of the year, there are 89 days left.

    On this day...
    Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Oct 4 00:02:15 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 4, 2022.
    This is the 277th day of the year, there are 88 days left.

    On this day...
    Please don't startle or scare me...I tend to poop easily.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Oct 5 00:02:24 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 5, 2022.
    This is the 278th day of the year, there are 87 days left.

    On this day...
    PMS jokes aren't funny - period!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Oct 6 00:02:13 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 6, 2022.
    This is the 279th day of the year, there are 86 days left.

    On this day...
    Podcast: What a pod wears when it is broken.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Oct 7 00:02:05 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 7, 2022.
    This is the 280th day of the year, there are 85 days left.

    On this day...
    Police station toilets stolen. Cops have nothing to go on.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Oct 8 00:02:16 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 8, 2022.
    This is the 281st day of the year, there are 84 days left.

    On this day...
    Political Season: Does that mean we can shoot them??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Oct 9 00:02:26 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 9, 2022.
    This is the 282nd day of the year, there are 83 days left.

    On this day...
    Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue...
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Oct 10 00:02:14 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 10, 2022.
    This is the 283rd day of the year, there are 82 days left.

    On this day...
    Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Oct 11 00:02:18 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 11, 2022.
    This is the 284th day of the year, there are 81 days left.

    On this day...
    Press any key to continue...no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Oct 12 00:02:06 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 12, 2022.
    This is the 285th day of the year, there are 80 days left.

    On this day...
    Profanity is a feeble mind forcibly expressing itself.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Oct 13 00:01:41 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 13, 2022.
    This is the 286th day of the year, there are 79 days left.

    On this day...
    Put it on my Blackberry? I don't even have a pomegranate!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Oct 14 00:01:38 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 14, 2022.
    This is the 287th day of the year, there are 78 days left.

    On this day...
    Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Oct 15 00:01:41 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 15, 2022.
    This is the 288th day of the year, there are 77 days left.

    On this day...
    Real Sysops read the documentation; or at least skim them
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Oct 16 12:10:11 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 16, 2022.
    This is the 289th day of the year, there are 76 days left.

    On this day...
    ReinCarnation: Reconstituting Evaporated Milk.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Oct 17 00:01:52 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 17, 2022.
    This is the 290th day of the year, there are 75 days left.

    On this day...
    Religious Error: A)tone, R)epent, B)lame Satan.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Oct 18 00:01:40 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 18, 2022.
    This is the 291st day of the year, there are 74 days left.

    On this day...
    Rotisserie: A Ferris Wheel for chickens.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Oct 19 00:01:45 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 19, 2022.
    This is the 292nd day of the year, there are 73 days left.

    On this day...
    S.T.O.P. -- Spin Tires On Pavement.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Oct 20 00:01:44 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 20, 2022.
    This is the 293rd day of the year, there are 72 days left.

    On this day...
    Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Oct 21 00:01:39 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 21, 2022.
    This is the 294th day of the year, there are 71 days left.

    On this day...
    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Oct 22 00:01:35 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 22, 2022.
    This is the 295th day of the year, there are 70 days left.

    On this day...
    Sex: A misdemeanor. The more you miss, the meaner you get
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Oct 23 00:02:01 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 23, 2022.
    This is the 296th day of the year, there are 69 days left.

    On this day...
    She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Oct 24 00:01:55 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 24, 2022.
    This is the 297th day of the year, there are 68 days left.

    On this day...
    She used to be a teacher. Back then, she had class.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Oct 25 10:32:07 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 25, 2022.
    This is the 298th day of the year, there are 67 days left.

    On this day...
    Shell to DOS...Come in DOS...Do you copy DOS?...Over.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Oct 26 00:01:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 26, 2022.
    This is the 299th day of the year, there are 66 days left.

    On this day...
    Side Effects Of This Medicine may include Death.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Oct 27 00:01:32 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 27, 2022.
    This is the 300th day of the year, there are 65 days left.

    On this day...
    Smile if you're not wearing any underwear.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Oct 28 00:01:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 28, 2022.
    This is the 301st day of the year, there are 64 days left.

    On this day...
    So easy, a child could do it. Child sold separately.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Oct 29 13:57:15 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 29, 2022.
    This is the 302nd day of the year, there are 63 days left.

    On this day...
    Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Oct 30 00:02:21 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 30, 2022.
    This is the 303rd day of the year, there are 62 days left.

    On this day...
    Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times, I let her sleep.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Oct 31 00:01:36 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 31, 2022.
    This is the 304th day of the year, there are 61 days left.

    On this day...
    Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Nov 1 00:01:34 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 1, 2022.
    This is the 305th day of the year, there are 60 days left.

    On this day...
    Special K factory destroyed by a Cereal Killer.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Nov 2 00:02:07 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 2, 2022.
    This is the 306th day of the year, there are 59 days left.

    On this day...
    Sqr Dancers Do It On The Floor In Groups Of 8 With No Sex
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Nov 3 00:01:46 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 3, 2022.
    This is the 307th day of the year, there are 58 days left.

    On this day...
    Stewardess Trainee: "Where does this door gooooooooooo??"
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Nov 4 00:01:53 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 4, 2022.
    This is the 308th day of the year, there are 57 days left.

    On this day...
    STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Nov 5 08:00:46 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 5, 2022.
    This is the 309th day of the year, there are 56 days left.

    On this day...
    Support bacteria. The only culture some people have.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Nov 6 00:01:45 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 6, 2022.
    This is the 310th day of the year, there are 55 days left.

    On this day...
    Tagline loading... please wait.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Nov 7 00:02:02 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 7, 2022.
    This is the 311st day of the year, there are 54 days left.

    On this day...
    The 2nd law of thermodynamicss is observed in my home.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Nov 8 00:01:36 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 8, 2022.
    This is the 312nd day of the year, there are 53 days left.

    On this day...
    The house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Nov 9 00:01:39 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 9, 2022.
    This is the 313rd day of the year, there are 52 days left.

    On this day...
    The moon isn't waxing; it's dusting and vacumming.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Nov 10 00:01:36 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 10, 2022.
    This is the 314th day of the year, there are 51 days left.

    On this day...
    The number you've dialed...9-1-1...has been changed.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Nov 11 00:01:33 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 11, 2022.
    This is the 315th day of the year, there are 50 days left.

    On this day...
    The only things done by Friday are with Robinson Crusoe.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Nov 12 00:01:41 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 12, 2022.
    This is the 316th day of the year, there are 49 days left.

    On this day...
    The other day, a dog peed on me -- a bad sign.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Nov 13 00:01:55 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 13, 2022.
    This is the 317th day of the year, there are 48 days left.

    On this day...
    The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Nov 14 00:01:38 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 14, 2022.
    This is the 318th day of the year, there are 47 days left.

    On this day...
    The Weather Is Here...Wish You Were Beautiful.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Nov 15 00:01:34 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 15, 2022.
    This is the 319th day of the year, there are 46 days left.

    On this day...
    The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Nov 16 00:02:00 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 16, 2022.
    This is the 320th day of the year, there are 45 days left.

    On this day...
    There are many internet scams; send me $20 to learn how.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Nov 17 00:02:02 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 17, 2022.
    This is the 321st day of the year, there are 44 days left.

    On this day...
    There can't be a crisis today; my schedule's already full.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Nov 18 00:02:03 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 18, 2022.
    This is the 322nd day of the year, there are 43 days left.

    On this day...
    This tagline is donationware; send money to register it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Nov 19 00:02:04 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 19, 2022.
    This is the 323rd day of the year, there are 42 days left.

    On this day...
    This tagline is freeware; future support is unavailable.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Nov 20 00:01:52 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 20, 2022.
    This is the 324th day of the year, there are 41 days left.

    On this day...
    This tagline is restricted to day VFR use only.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Nov 21 00:01:49 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 21, 2022.
    This is the 325th day of the year, there are 40 days left.

    On this day...
    To air is human. Be sure you're standing down wind.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Nov 22 00:02:26 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 22, 2022.
    This is the 326th day of the year, there are 39 days left.

    On this day...
    To be arrested without a visa is a borderline infraction.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Nov 23 00:01:40 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 23, 2022.
    This is the 327th day of the year, there are 38 days left.

    On this day...
    To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Nov 24 09:32:14 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 24, 2022.
    This is the 328th day of the year, there are 37 days left.

    On this day...
    Toe: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Nov 25 00:01:35 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 25, 2022.
    This is the 329th day of the year, there are 36 days left.

    On this day...
    Tomato Paste: What you use to fix broken tomatoes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Nov 26 00:01:38 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 26, 2022.
    This is the 330th day of the year, there are 35 days left.

    On this day...
    Tonight's Forecast: Dark, with scattered light by sunrise.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Nov 27 00:02:12 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 27, 2022.
    This is the 331st day of the year, there are 34 days left.

    On this day...
    Too old to cut the mustard; but can still stir the mayo.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Nov 28 00:01:59 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 28, 2022.
    This is the 332nd day of the year, there are 33 days left.

    On this day...
    Tried keeping a stiff upper lip, but my face muscles hurt.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Nov 29 00:01:55 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 29, 2022.
    This is the 333rd day of the year, there are 32 days left.

    On this day...
    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Nov 30 00:01:34 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 30, 2022.
    This is the 334th day of the year, there are 31 days left.

    On this day...
    Unzip, Expand, Inflate, Explode. What idiot thought this?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Dec 1 00:01:43 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 1, 2022.
    This is the 335th day of the year, there are 30 days left.

    On this day...
    Upgrade: Remove old bugs, insert new ones.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Dec 2 00:02:05 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 2, 2022.
    This is the 336th day of the year, there are 29 days left.

    On this day...
    Virus Check Complete. All viruses functioning normally.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Dec 3 00:02:01 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 3, 2022.
    This is the 337th day of the year, there are 28 days left.

    On this day...
    WARNING!! I'm naked under these clothes!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Dec 4 00:01:46 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 4, 2022.
    This is the 338th day of the year, there are 27 days left.

    On this day...
    We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then, it gets worse.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Dec 6 00:01:48 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 6, 2022.
    This is the 340th day of the year, there are 25 days left.

    On this day...
    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Dec 5 00:01:45 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 5, 2022.
    This is the 339th day of the year, there are 26 days left.

    On this day...
    We should back the Metric System every inch of the way.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Dec 7 11:07:26 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 7, 2022.
    This is the 341st day of the year, there are 24 days left.

    On this day...
    What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Dec 8 00:01:48 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 8, 2022.
    This is the 342nd day of the year, there are 23 days left.

    On this day...
    What if someone's real name is a psuedonym??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Dec 9 00:01:48 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 9, 2022.
    This is the 343rd day of the year, there are 22 days left.

    On this day...
    What if there were no hypothetical questions??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Dec 10 00:01:35 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 10, 2022.
    This is the 344th day of the year, there are 21 days left.

    On this day...
    What is the sound of one hand clapping??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Dec 11 00:01:48 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 11, 2022.
    This is the 345th day of the year, there are 20 days left.

    On this day...
    When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Jon Justvig@1:298/26 to Daryl Stout on Sun Dec 11 15:58:38 2022
    Re: Todays Random Tagline
    By: Daryl Stout to All on Sun Dec 11 2022 12:01 am


    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go??

    Off the paper? :)

    -Jon
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: Stepping Stone BBS -- steppingstonebbs.com:23 (1:298/26)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Dec 12 00:01:36 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 12, 2022.
    This is the 346th day of the year, there are 19 days left.

    On this day...
    When I'm naked in the bathroom, the shower is turned on.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Jon Justvig on Mon Dec 12 01:50:00 2022
    Jon,

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go??

    Off the paper? :)

    ROFLMBO!! :D I needed that laugh this morning...thank you, sir!!

    Daryl

    ... This tagline is shareware - send me $10 to register it.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Dec 13 00:01:39 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 13, 2022.
    This is the 347th day of the year, there are 18 days left.

    On this day...
    When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Dec 14 00:01:55 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 14, 2022.
    This is the 348th day of the year, there are 17 days left.

    On this day...
    Where there's a Will, I want to be in it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Dec 15 00:03:19 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 15, 2022.
    This is the 349th day of the year, there are 16 days left.

    On this day...
    Why do nurses leave the room when you get undressed??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Dec 16 00:02:19 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 16, 2022.
    This is the 350th day of the year, there are 15 days left.

    On this day...
    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Dec 17 00:03:19 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 17, 2022.
    This is the 351st day of the year, there are 14 days left.

    On this day...
    Why does the Psychic Hotline have to ask for your name??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Dec 18 00:01:56 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 18, 2022.
    This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 13 days left.

    On this day...
    Why don't potholes knock your tires back into alignment??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Dec 19 00:02:01 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 19, 2022.
    This is the 353rd day of the year, there are 12 days left.

    On this day...
    Why give the airport weather?? No one lives there.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Dec 20 00:01:56 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 20, 2022.
    This is the 354th day of the year, there are 11 days left.

    On this day...
    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Dec 21 00:02:41 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 21, 2022.
    This is the 355th day of the year, there are 10 days left.

    On this day...
    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Dec 22 00:02:03 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 22, 2022.
    This is the 356th day of the year, there are 9 days left.

    On this day...
    Why's the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Dec 23 00:02:11 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 23, 2022.
    This is the 357th day of the year, there are 8 days left.

    On this day...
    Windbreaker: A Poot Suit.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Dec 24 00:02:13 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 24, 2022.
    This is the 358th day of the year, there are 7 days left.

    On this day...
    Windows Vista7Up Virus: Renders 16-bit programs useless.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Dec 25 00:02:09 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 25, 2022.
    This is the 359th day of the year, there are 6 days left.

    On this day...
    Winter is a Sysops friend...Thunderstorms are the enemy.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Dec 26 00:02:14 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 26, 2022.
    This is the 360th day of the year, there are 5 days left.

    On this day...
    Wisconsin: Come smell our dairy air.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Dec 27 00:02:22 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 27, 2022.
    This is the 361st day of the year, there are 4 days left.

    On this day...
    X-Modem: A modem on the losing end of a lightning strike.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Dec 28 00:02:22 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 28, 2022.
    This is the 362nd day of the year, there are 3 days left.

    On this day...
    Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Dec 29 00:02:26 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 29, 2022.
    This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 2 days left.

    On this day...
    You'll have no other Sysop before me (just kidding).
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Dec 30 06:32:38 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 30, 2022.
    This is the 364th day of the year, there are 1 days left.

    On this day...
    You'll win the lottery, & spend the winnings on The Sysop
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Dec 31 00:01:42 2022

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 31, 2022.
    This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.

    On this day...
    Z-Modem: A modem that has been given a tranquilizer.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jan 1 00:02:53 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 1, 2023.
    This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.

    On this day...
    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jan 2 00:02:04 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 2, 2023.
    This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.

    On this day...
    A computer's attention span is limited by its power cord.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jan 3 06:11:12 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 3, 2023.
    This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.

    On this day...
    A croquette is a romantic female frog.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jan 4 00:01:41 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 4, 2023.
    This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.

    On this day...
    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jan 5 00:01:45 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 5, 2023.
    This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.

    On this day...
    A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jan 6 00:01:35 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 6, 2023.
    This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.

    On this day...
    A guy who's addicted to brake fluid can stop any time.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jan 7 00:01:42 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 7, 2023.
    This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.

    On this day...
    A heavy night snowstorm is God saying: Take today off.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jan 8 00:02:20 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 8, 2023.
    This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.

    On this day...
    A lawyer is the larval form of a politician.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Dumas Walker@1:2320/105 to DARYL STOUT on Sun Jan 8 09:51:00 2023
    Today is Sunday January 8, 2023.
    This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.

    On this day...
    A lawyer is the larval form of a politician.

    Stolen! :)

    Mike

    * SLMR 2.1a * The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux
    * Origin: capitolcityonline.net * Telnet/SSH:2022/HTTP (1:2320/105)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jan 9 00:01:57 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 9, 2023.
    This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.

    On this day...
    A male dog is truly an S.O.B. -- and acts like one, too!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Dumas Walker on Mon Jan 9 16:34:00 2023
    Mike,


    On this day...
    A lawyer is the larval form of a politician.

    Stolen! :)

    They don't post The Ten Commandments in Washington, DC...as the ones
    about adultery, stealing, lying, and coveting, among others...creates
    a hostile work environment. Besides, the government hates competition. <G>

    Daryl

    ... I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jan 10 00:01:44 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 10, 2023.
    This is the 10th day of the year, there are 355 days left.

    On this day...
    A new cemetery opened in town: folks are dying to enter.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jan 11 00:18:51 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 11, 2023.
    This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.

    On this day...
    A public restroom is where a flush beats a full house.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jan 12 08:40:54 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 12, 2023.
    This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.

    On this day...
    A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jan 13 00:01:53 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 13, 2023.
    This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.

    On this day...
    A soldier surviving mustard gas is a seasoned veteran.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jan 14 00:01:35 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 14, 2023.
    This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.

    On this day...
    A Steak Sandwich: A Porterhouse between 2 Ribeyes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jan 15 00:01:35 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 15, 2023.
    This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.

    On this day...
    A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jan 16 00:01:41 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 16, 2023.
    This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.

    On this day...
    A Sysop's phone and internet bills know no bounds...
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jan 17 00:03:08 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 17, 2023.
    This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.

    On this day...
    A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons away
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jan 18 15:04:28 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 18, 2023.
    This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.

    On this day...
    A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jan 19 00:01:58 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 19, 2023.
    This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.

    On this day...
    Aacckk!! II''mm hhaallff dduupplleexx!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jan 20 00:02:21 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 20, 2023.
    This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.

    On this day...
    Access denied --- nah nah nah nah naaah nah!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jan 21 00:01:53 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 21, 2023.
    This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.

    On this day...
    According to the Weather Channel, Hell just froze over.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jan 22 00:04:13 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 22, 2023.
    This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.

    On this day...
    Adam to Eve-> "I'll wear the plants in this family".
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jan 23 00:02:04 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 23, 2023.
    This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.

    On this day...
    After Tuesday, even the calender says WTF.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jan 24 00:02:07 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 24, 2023.
    This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.

    On this day...
    Ahh wight! Where's my WAM memowy you wascwy wabbitt?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jan 25 00:02:04 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 25, 2023.
    This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.

    On this day...
    Alert: Scanner shows Sysop in the area. Look innocent!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jan 26 00:02:34 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 26, 2023.
    This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.

    On this day...
    Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jan 27 00:02:25 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 27, 2023.
    This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.

    On this day...
    All computers wait at the same speed.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jan 28 00:03:40 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 28, 2023.
    This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.

    On this day...
    All good things must come to an e
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jan 29 13:20:17 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 29, 2023.
    This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.

    On this day...
    All marriage is same sex: the same sex over & over again.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Feb 2 00:01:32 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 2, 2023.
    This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.

    On this day...
    Amnesia and Deja-Vu: You forgot this happened before.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jan 30 00:02:00 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 30, 2023.
    This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.

    On this day...
    All those updates, and still imperfect!!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jan 31 00:01:34 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 31, 2023.
    This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.

    On this day...
    All wiyht. Rho sritkhed mg kegtaps awoumd?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Feb 1 00:01:33 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 1, 2023.
    This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.

    On this day...
    Always forgive your enemies. They HATE that!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Feb 3 00:02:09 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 3, 2023.
    This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.

    On this day...
    And Adam asked 'What's a Headache?'
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Feb 4 00:01:32 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 4, 2023.
    This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.

    On this day...
    Anyone know a chocolate reader for NESTLES.QWK??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Feb 5 00:05:37 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 5, 2023.
    This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.

    On this day...
    Apathy Error: Strike any key...or none, for that matter.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Feb 6 00:01:43 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 6, 2023.
    This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.

    On this day...
    Are cranberries healthy?? I never heard one complain.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Feb 7 00:01:37 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 7, 2023.
    This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.

    On this day...
    Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Feb 8 22:25:06 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 8, 2023.
    This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.

    On this day...
    As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Feb 9 00:01:38 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 9, 2023.
    This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.

    On this day...
    ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Feb 10 00:03:58 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 10, 2023.
    This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.

    On this day...
    Auto correct has become my worst enema.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Feb 11 00:01:44 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 11, 2023.
    This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.

    On this day...
    Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Feb 12 00:01:44 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 12, 2023.
    This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.

    On this day...
    Backups? We don't need no steenking backups.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Feb 13 00:01:53 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 13, 2023.
    This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad Day: When the bird outside your window is a buzzard.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Feb 14 00:01:54 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 14, 2023.
    This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad officials are elected by good citizens who don't vote
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Feb 15 00:01:55 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 15, 2023.
    This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad Restaurant: Hospital map on the back of the menu.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Feb 16 14:19:57 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 16, 2023.
    This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad Sign: Fortune Cookie warns of salmonella poisoning.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Feb 17 02:28:44 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 17, 2023.
    This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.

    On this day...
    Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Feb 18 00:02:41 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 18, 2023.
    This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.

    On this day...
    BBS?? Yeah, I do BBS...but, I can control it.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Feb 19 00:05:14 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 19, 2023.
    This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.

    On this day...
    Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Feb 20 00:02:51 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 20, 2023.
    This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.

    On this day...
    Beauty is skin deep...but ugly goes clear to the bone.
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Feb 21 00:02:33 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 21, 2023.
    This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.

    On this day...
    Before drawing boards, where did they go back to??
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Feb 22 00:02:27 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 22, 2023.
    This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.

    On this day...
    Being born is bad for your health; it leads to death.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Feb 23 00:54:00 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 23, 2023.
    This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.

    On this day...
    Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Feb 24 00:01:53 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 24, 2023.
    This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.

    On this day...
    Blizzard Warning: Your Dairy Queen Shake Is Ready.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Feb 25 00:01:59 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 25, 2023.
    This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.

    On this day...
    Borg Bugers: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Feb 26 00:01:43 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 26, 2023.
    This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

    On this day...
    Broken pencils are like life with no geometry: Pointless!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Feb 27 00:02:11 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 27, 2023.
    This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

    On this day...
    Bulldozers: People who sleep through political speeches.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Feb 28 00:02:20 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 28, 2023.
    This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.

    On this day...
    By The Way, what does BTW stand for?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 1 00:03:02 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 1, 2023.
    This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.

    On this day...
    Can pigs fly?? Depends on how hard you toss them.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 2 00:01:51 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 2, 2023.
    This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.

    On this day...
    Can you repeat the part after "Listen Very Carefully"??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 3 02:28:30 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 3, 2023.
    This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

    On this day...
    Cannibals eat missionaries to get a taste of religion.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Mar 4 00:01:38 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 4, 2023.
    This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.

    On this day...
    Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Mar 5 00:01:44 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 5, 2023.
    This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.

    On this day...
    Chain Lightning: For when you can't stop with one bolt.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Mar 6 00:01:45 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 6, 2023.
    This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.

    On this day...
    Change is good; especially when it relates to underwear.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 7 00:01:43 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 7, 2023.
    This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.

    On this day...
    Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 8 00:01:44 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 8, 2023.
    This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.

    On this day...
    Chocolate lovers 12 step plan: < 12 steps from chocolate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 9 21:36:00 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 9, 2023.
    This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.

    On this day...
    Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. Pop Quiz To Follow.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 10 00:01:26 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 10, 2023.
    This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.

    On this day...
    Classical Gas: A Mozart Fart.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Mar 11 00:01:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 11, 2023.
    This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.

    On this day...
    Classically speaking, all musicians end up baroque.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Mar 12 03:30:51 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 12, 2023.
    This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.

    On this day...
    Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Mar 13 00:01:45 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 13, 2023.
    This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.

    On this day...
    Cold winter coming!! I saw a squirrel buying Sterno!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 14 00:01:35 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 14, 2023.
    This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.

    On this day...
    Computer Hacker wanted. Must have own axe.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 15 00:02:16 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 15, 2023.
    This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.

    On this day...
    Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 16 00:01:41 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 16, 2023.
    This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.

    On this day...
    Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 17 00:48:13 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 17, 2023.
    This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.

    On this day...
    Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Mar 18 00:01:41 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 18, 2023.
    This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.

    On this day...
    Conference on Global Warming canceled due to blizzard.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Mar 19 00:01:45 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 19, 2023.
    This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.

    On this day...
    CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/n)?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Mar 20 00:01:38 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 20, 2023.
    This is the 79th day of the year, there are 286 days left.

    On this day...
    Criminal Justice System: Where criminals get the justice.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 21 00:01:41 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 21, 2023.
    This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.

    On this day...
    Criminal Lawyer: A redundancy if there ever was one.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 22 00:06:35 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 22, 2023.
    This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.

    On this day...
    Critical Error: System Halted. Hit any user to continue.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 23 00:02:16 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 23, 2023.
    This is the 82nd day of the year, there are 283 days left.

    On this day...
    Dachshunds are small crocodiles with fur.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 24 00:01:39 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 24, 2023.
    This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.

    On this day...
    Darn it!! I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Mar 25 00:02:13 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 25, 2023.
    This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.

    On this day...
    Deduce is De Lowest Card In De Deck.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Mar 26 00:01:49 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 26, 2023.
    This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.

    On this day...
    Deja Booboo: When you feel you've screwed this up before.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Mar 27 00:01:41 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 27, 2023.
    This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.

    On this day...
    Deja-Moo: When you feel you've seen this bullcrap before.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 28 00:05:01 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 28, 2023.
    This is the 87th day of the year, there are 278 days left.

    On this day...
    Del *.* really improved my disk space.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 29 00:01:52 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 29, 2023.
    This is the 88th day of the year, there are 277 days left.

    On this day...
    Detour: The roughest distance between two points.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 30 00:01:46 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 30, 2023.
    This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.

    On this day...
    Diet Water: The flavor of water, but half the calories.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 31 04:59:19 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 31, 2023.
    This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.

    On this day...
    Dime: A dollar with all taxes taken out.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 1 00:01:40 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 1, 2023.
    This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.

    On this day...
    Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Apr 2 00:01:34 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 2, 2023.
    This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.

    On this day...
    Disk Failure: (W)arm Boot, (C)old Boot, (S)teel Toe Boot?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Apr 3 06:58:45 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 3, 2023.
    This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.

    On this day...
    Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Apr 4 00:01:35 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 4, 2023.
    This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.

    On this day...
    Do not use elevator in case of fire. Water works better.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Apr 5 02:04:31 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 5, 2023.
    This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.

    On this day...
    Do you, Sysop, take this BBS, to be your wedded spouse??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Apr 6 07:09:46 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 6, 2023.
    This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

    On this day...
    Does "MNP-5" mean "Modem needs a 5 topping pizza"??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Apr 7 00:01:56 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 7, 2023.
    This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.

    On this day...
    Does a clean house show that there's a broken computer??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 8 00:01:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 8, 2023.
    This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.

    On this day...
    Does fuzzy logic tickle?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Apr 9 00:01:39 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 9, 2023.
    This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.

    On this day...
    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Apr 10 00:20:27 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 10, 2023.
    This is the 100th day of the year, there are 265 days left.

    On this day...
    Doesanyoneknowhowmuchitcoststogetaspacebarrepaired??
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Apr 11 00:01:41 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 11, 2023.
    This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.

    On this day...
    Dog expelled from Obedience School: Kid ate his homework.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Apr 12 00:01:45 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 12, 2023.
    This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.

    On this day...
    Dominoes: =======/////////////////////|||||||||||||||||||
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Apr 13 00:01:41 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 13, 2023.
    This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't drink and park -- accidents cause people.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Apr 14 00:02:04 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 14, 2023.
    This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't raise the bar!! It's too hard to get the drinks!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 15 00:01:43 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 15, 2023.
    This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.

    On this day...
    Drain Bamage?? No, thanks...I already have some.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Apr 16 00:01:34 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 16, 2023.
    This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.

    On this day...
    Drink Canada Dry. Maybe you can't, but it's fun trying.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Apr 17 00:01:37 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 17, 2023.
    This is the 107th day of the year, there are 258 days left.

    On this day...
    E-mail returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Apr 18 00:01:31 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 18, 2023.
    This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.

    On this day...
    Eagles soar; weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Apr 19 00:13:16 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 19, 2023.
    This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.

    On this day...
    Early birds get the worm; the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Apr 20 00:01:42 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 20, 2023.
    This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.

    On this day...
    Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Apr 21 08:58:32 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 21, 2023.
    This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.

    On this day...
    Either this man's dead, or my watch is stopped. -Groucho
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 22 00:01:41 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 22, 2023.
    This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.

    On this day...
    Email returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Apr 23 00:01:45 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 23, 2023.
    This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.

    On this day...
    Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Apr 24 00:01:48 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 24, 2023.
    This is the 114th day of the year, there are 251 days left.

    On this day...
    Energizer Bunny still missing. Search party keeps going.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Apr 25 00:01:46 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 25, 2023.
    This is the 115th day of the year, there are 250 days left.

    On this day...
    Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Apr 26 00:01:55 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 26, 2023.
    This is the 116th day of the year, there are 249 days left.

    On this day...
    Error: Bad Or Missing Mouse Driver. Blame The Cat?? (Y/n)
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Apr 27 00:01:51 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 27, 2023.
    This is the 117th day of the year, there are 248 days left.

    On this day...
    Error: Keyboard not attached. Press <F1> to continue.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Apr 28 00:01:41 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 28, 2023.
    This is the 118th day of the year, there are 247 days left.

    On this day...
    Error?? Impossible!! My keyboard is error correcting!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 29 11:30:59 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 29, 2023.
    This is the 119th day of the year, there are 246 days left.

    On this day...
    ESC?? I didn't know I was trapped.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Apr 30 00:01:50 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 30, 2023.
    This is the 120th day of the year, there are 245 days left.

    On this day...
    Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the etherbunny.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 1 00:02:11 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 1, 2023.
    This is the 121st day of the year, there are 244 days left.

    On this day...
    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again??
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 2 00:01:45 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 2, 2023.
    This is the 122nd day of the year, there are 243 days left.

    On this day...
    Every day is a fresh start; a new chance to screw it up.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 3 00:01:56 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 3, 2023.
    This is the 123rd day of the year, there are 242 days left.

    On this day...
    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu May 4 00:01:38 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 4, 2023.
    This is the 124th day of the year, there are 241 days left.

    On this day...
    Examples of Pro and Con: Progress and Congress.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri May 5 00:01:41 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 5, 2023.
    This is the 125th day of the year, there are 240 days left.

    On this day...
    Excessive mouse activity detected. Running CAT.EXE to fix
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat May 6 00:01:47 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 6, 2023.
    This is the 126th day of the year, there are 239 days left.

    On this day...
    Exterminator needed: world wide web found
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu May 11 15:24:09 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 11, 2023.
    This is the 131st day of the year, there are 234 days left.

    On this day...
    Fer sail. Spel cheker. Wurks Fein. Cheep.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri May 12 00:01:48 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 12, 2023.
    This is the 132nd day of the year, there are 233 days left.

    On this day...
    Filename Viagra started with Windows 95.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat May 13 00:01:48 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 13, 2023.
    This is the 133rd day of the year, there are 232 days left.

    On this day...
    Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped, please.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 14 00:02:02 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 14, 2023.
    This is the 134th day of the year, there are 231 days left.

    On this day...
    Flood: A river that's too big for its bridges.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 15 00:01:59 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 15, 2023.
    This is the 135th day of the year, there are 230 days left.

    On this day...
    For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 16 00:01:58 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 16, 2023.
    This is the 136th day of the year, there are 229 days left.

    On this day...
    For a transcript; get a piece of paper, and write fast!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 17 00:02:02 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 17, 2023.
    This is the 137th day of the year, there are 228 days left.

    On this day...
    Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Naked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu May 18 00:02:06 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 18, 2023.
    This is the 138th day of the year, there are 227 days left.

    On this day...
    Frisbyterian: When you die, your soul goes up on the roof
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri May 19 00:02:08 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 19, 2023.
    This is the 139th day of the year, there are 226 days left.

    On this day...
    German Chocolate Cake in Germany is just cake.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat May 20 02:20:47 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 20, 2023.
    This is the 140th day of the year, there are 225 days left.

    On this day...
    German word for constipation: Farfrompoopin
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 21 00:01:38 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 21, 2023.
    This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.

    On this day...
    Get your free subscription before the price doubles!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 22 00:01:44 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 22, 2023.
    This is the 142nd day of the year, there are 223 days left.

    On this day...
    Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 23 01:42:25 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 23, 2023.
    This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.

    On this day...
    GPS: Great Posterior Seated.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 24 00:03:23 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 24, 2023.
    This is the 144th day of the year, there are 221 days left.

    On this day...
    Grace Period: The time it takes to ask the meal blessing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu May 25 00:03:49 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 25, 2023.
    This is the 145th day of the year, there are 220 days left.

    On this day...
    H.A.M. Radio Operator: H)ave A)nother M)eal.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri May 26 00:02:07 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 26, 2023.
    This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.

    On this day...
    Ham Radio Messages And Replies Will Be Sent In Morse Code.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat May 27 00:01:42 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 27, 2023.
    This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.

    On this day...
    Ham Radio QRP: When you care enough to give the least.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 28 00:02:04 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 28, 2023.
    This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.

    On this day...
    Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance??
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 29 00:01:53 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 29, 2023.
    This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.

    On this day...
    Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 30 00:03:09 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 30, 2023.
    This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.

    On this day...
    Have a Tex-Mex Emergency?? Dial Nine Juan Juan.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 31 00:02:21 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 31, 2023.
    This is the 151st day of the year, there are 214 days left.

    On this day...
    Have you thanked your Sysop or Echo Moderator today??
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 1 00:06:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 1, 2023.
    This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.

    On this day...
    He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry, and Curly.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 2 00:02:09 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 2, 2023.
    This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.

    On this day...
    He who laughs last thinks slowest.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 3 00:02:26 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 3, 2023.
    This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.

    On this day...
    Heisenberg may have slept here.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 4 00:01:51 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 4, 2023.
    This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.

    On this day...
    Hell is kept warm with profane burners.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 5 00:03:08 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 5, 2023.
    This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.

    On this day...
    Hemlock: A device that prevents garment alterations.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 6 05:43:23 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 6, 2023.
    This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.

    On this day...
    Hindsight is 20/20 - but I don't have eyes in my butt.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 7 00:01:48 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 7, 2023.
    This is the 158th day of the year, there are 207 days left.

    On this day...
    Home Alone is when you can poop with the door open.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 8 00:01:46 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 8, 2023.
    This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.

    On this day...
    Honk if you love peace and quiet.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 9 00:01:55 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 9, 2023.
    This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.

    On this day...
    Hors De Ourves - Sandwiches cut into many small pieces.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 10 01:24:54 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 10, 2023.
    This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.

    On this day...
    How can you eat one of God's own creatures? A Sandwich.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 11 00:01:48 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 11, 2023.
    This is the 162nd day of the year, there are 203 days left.

    On this day...
    How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 12 00:01:57 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 12, 2023.
    This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.

    On this day...
    How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan??
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 13 06:53:49 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 13, 2023.
    This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.

    On this day...
    How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 14 04:26:35 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 14, 2023.
    This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.

    On this day...
    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 15 04:57:56 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 15, 2023.
    This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.

    On this day...
    How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 16 00:01:45 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 16, 2023.
    This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.

    On this day...
    How long should we practice sex before it's safe??
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 17 00:02:12 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 17, 2023.
    This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.

    On this day...
    How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 18 09:43:30 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 18, 2023.
    This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.

    On this day...
    Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 19 00:02:00 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 19, 2023.
    This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.

    On this day...
    I *CAN* type...my computer keyboard is illiterate.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 20 00:01:40 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 20, 2023.
    This is the 171st day of the year, there are 194 days left.

    On this day...
    I can't be overdrawn at the bank!! I still have checks!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 21 00:01:52 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 21, 2023.
    This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.

    On this day...
    I can't remember the last time I had a memory problem.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 22 00:01:47 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 22, 2023.
    This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.

    On this day...
    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 23 00:03:56 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 23, 2023.
    This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.

    On this day...
    I didn't crash; the ground came up, and hit me.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 24 00:02:28 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 24, 2023.
    This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.

    On this day...
    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 25 00:02:04 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 25, 2023.
    This is the 176th day of the year, there are 189 days left.

    On this day...
    I don't have time to wait for instant gratification.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 26 06:56:30 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 26, 2023.
    This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.

    On this day...
    I don't repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 27 00:02:02 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 27, 2023.
    This is the 178th day of the year, there are 187 days left.

    On this day...
    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 28 00:01:38 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 28, 2023.
    This is the 179th day of the year, there are 186 days left.

    On this day...
    I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 29 00:01:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 29, 2023.
    This is the 180th day of the year, there are 185 days left.

    On this day...
    I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 30 00:01:37 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 30, 2023.
    This is the 181st day of the year, there are 184 days left.

    On this day...
    I found a piano stool. I thought they were housebroken.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 1 00:01:39 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 1, 2023.
    This is the 182nd day of the year, there are 183 days left.

    On this day...
    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 2 00:01:37 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 2, 2023.
    This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 182 days left.

    On this day...
    I hate Indian Givers. No, wait...I take that back!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 3 00:01:43 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 3, 2023.
    This is the 184th day of the year, there are 181 days left.

    On this day...
    I have CRAFT Disease: Can't Remember a Friggin' Thing.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 4 07:13:27 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 4, 2023.
    This is the 185th day of the year, there are 180 days left.

    On this day...
    I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 5 00:01:35 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 5, 2023.
    This is the 186th day of the year, there are 179 days left.

    On this day...
    I like it dark at night, and light during the day.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 6 00:01:34 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 6, 2023.
    This is the 187th day of the year, there are 178 days left.

    On this day...
    I like stuffed animals; oven baked with bread crumbs.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 7 07:06:50 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 7, 2023.
    This is the 188th day of the year, there are 177 days left.

    On this day...
    I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 8 06:38:14 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 8, 2023.
    This is the 189th day of the year, there are 176 days left.

    On this day...
    I multi-task -- I read in the bathroom.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 9 00:01:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 9, 2023.
    This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.

    On this day...
    I shoot every 3rd salesperson -- the 2nd one just left.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 10 00:01:37 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 10, 2023.
    This is the 191st day of the year, there are 174 days left.

    On this day...
    I talk to myself when I need expert advice.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 11 00:01:34 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 11, 2023.
    This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.

    On this day...
    I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 12 07:11:50 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 12, 2023.
    This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 13 00:01:37 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 13, 2023.
    This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried snorting Coke; but the bubbles went up my nose.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 14 00:01:37 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 14, 2023.
    This is the 195th day of the year, there are 170 days left.

    On this day...
    I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 15 08:14:49 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 15, 2023.
    This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 16 00:01:57 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 16, 2023.
    This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to have an open mind; my brains kept falling out.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 17 00:02:00 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 17, 2023.
    This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 18 08:35:50 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 18, 2023.
    This is the 199th day of the year, there are 166 days left.

    On this day...
    I was told "Have emergency # on vacation". I wrote "911".
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 19 00:01:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 19, 2023.
    This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.

    On this day...
    I watch what I eat...from the plate to the mouth.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 20 00:01:37 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 20, 2023.
    This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.

    On this day...
    I went to college at Catatonic State.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 21 00:01:46 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 21, 2023.
    This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.

    On this day...
    I xeroxed my watch. Now, I have time to spare.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 22 00:01:33 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 22, 2023.
    This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 23 00:01:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 23, 2023.
    This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm Dyslexia Of Borg. Prepare To Have Your Ass Laminated.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 24 00:01:33 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 24, 2023.
    This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not deaf...I'm ignoring you.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 25 00:01:35 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 25, 2023.
    This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not speeding...I'm chasing tornadoes!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 26 00:01:32 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 26, 2023.
    This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm NOT Spoiled!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 27 00:02:11 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 27, 2023.
    This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not STUBBORN...I'm just CORRECT!!
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 28 00:01:41 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 28, 2023.
    This is the 209th day of the year, there are 156 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm one step away from being rich. All I need is money.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 29 00:01:37 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 29, 2023.
    This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want??
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 30 00:01:40 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 30, 2023.
    This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm speeding because I have to go poop.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 31 08:18:00 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 31, 2023.
    This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.

    On this day...
    I've repeatedly said to you, to not be redundant.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Aug 1 00:01:36 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 1, 2023.
    This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.

    On this day...
    I've never argued with the weather.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Aug 2 00:01:38 2023

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 2, 2023.
    This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.

    On this day...
    I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)