• Oh, Canada

    From JOE MACKEY@1:123/140 to RON LAUZON on Mon Mar 29 06:53:26 2021
    Ron wrote --

    He picked up the computer in Detroit and put it in he back of the car.
    No one said "boo" crossing into Canada, but coming back over, he was grilled and if it wasn't for the receipt that showed that the computer was from the U.S., they would have made him pay an import tax on the computer.

    In June, '19 I made a round the country trip visiting lots of folks,
    some from here on Memories whom I only knew on line. Such as the late Nancy Backus, Jim White, Ed Vance and Daryl.
    (There were also lots of other friends I knew around the country as
    well, and visiting old places and new ones).
    Long story short.
    I was in Del Rio, TX and wanted to check out the border.
    I parked near the bridge and simply walked across the border.
    Vehicles had a short line of cars for inspection but on foot, nothing. Merely had to pay a 25 cent toll on the sidewalk at a turn stile, as opposed
    to several dollars if in a car.
    On foot there was no customs inspection, no questions, nothing. It was
    no different than walking across a bridge in this country from one state to another.
    Checked out the Rio Grande (about several feet wide and not deep to
    hardly get your ankles wet if you waded across), saw the massive maze like wall in Mexico, turned around and headed back.
    I was stopped by Mexican authorities and asked "papers please", in
    perfect English.
    Papers? What papers?
    He said I needed a passport from Mexico into the US.
    I had no passport, but did have my drivers license which I handed him.
    He asked how long I had been in Mexico and I said just a few minutes, I
    had wanted to see the border and the river.
    He asked where I was from as he glanced the license and asked where I
    was from.
    When I said WV he handed it back to me, probably thinking "dumb
    hillbilly" and let me pass, but I had to cross to the other side of the bridge.
    (One side into Mexico, the other out).
    Now I had just walked past him a few minutes before and the only one
    walking into Mexico. If he had looked he would have surely seen me.
    Meanwhile, as he asked these questions I half expected to find myself in
    a Mexican jail, calling a couple of lawyers I know back home to get me out
    or spending the rest of my days in some jail.
    The guy was nice about and we even joked a bit when I was allowed to continue in. (I asked him why the American side of the bridge was uncovered but the Mexican side at a canopy and shade. He said I needed to talk to the mayor of Del Rio about it. :)
    Interesting sidebar.
    Walking into Mexico were a long line of cars leaving and going through customs.
    Groups of men would appear suddenly cleaning windshields and asking for
    tips only to be chased away by men in uniform. After a couple of minutes
    they returned and chased off again. This went on several times.
    Walking back into the States were small groups of men walking into
    Mexico (on the wrong side of the bridge) with lots of straw sombreros. Large ones
    on the bottom and smaller ones on the way up forming a pyramid on their
    heads and carrying others in their
    I thought they must have bought those in Del Rio to sell to tourists in Mexico and got a laugh.
    Back in the States I had to pass through a huge bus/airport-type
    terminal with American officials merely saying Good Morning as I walked through.
    Joe
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  • From JOE MACKEY@1:123/140 to MIKE POWELL on Mon Mar 29 06:57:38 2021
    Mike wrote --

    Your experience was the exact opposite of mine, but it may have had to do with where I was crossing.

    I imagine it could have also been due to my crossing into Canada was a
    line of cars, going to the Falls I imagine.
    Coming back it was late (around 11 p.m.) and about the only car at the
    time and maybe the American customs guy was bored. :)
    Joe
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  • From JOE MACKEY@1:123/140 to AARON THOMAS on Mon Mar 29 07:00:20 2021
    Aaron wrote --

    I'm glad the Canadian tour bus driver was so decent to you. We're almost interchangeable with Canadians I think.

    And it could be they didn't do a head count, or a very good one, when I
    was on that bus. :)
    Joe
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  • From Mike Powell@1:2320/105 to JOE MACKEY on Tue Mar 30 14:23:00 2021
    I imagine it could have also been due to my crossing into Canada was a
    line of cars, going to the Falls I imagine.
    Coming back it was late (around 11 p.m.) and about the only car at the
    time and maybe the American customs guy was bored. :)

    Prolly figured you were trying to smuggle prescription drugs, or mary-jane, into the country. :D

    Mike


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  • From JOE MACKEY@1:123/140 to MIKE POWELL on Wed Mar 31 05:50:54 2021
    Mike wrote--

    Prolly figured you were trying to smuggle prescription drugs, or mary-jane, into the country. :D

    Could be. :)
    One time Groucho Marx, before he was well known, was passing through
    customs and listed his occupation as "jewel smuggler".
    What I don't understand is with all the wide open border between Canada
    and the US (and Mexico for a lot) why smugglers would pass through a customs area when there is plenty of open territory elsewhere?
    Oh sure, it may not be near some town or anything but with a 4WD it
    shouldn't be that difficult.
    Oh, I forget to mention yesterday till I sent my post.
    I was stopped by border agents between Del Rio and Houston. They were
    using an old weigh station and funneled all traffic into it.
    I was asked if I were carrying any contraband. (If I were I would of
    course told them yes since I'm a honest person).
    I was so tempted to say "No, except for the three Mexican midgets in the trunk" but for once wisely kept my mouth shut.
    They just checked my ID, looking around inside the car (standing outside)
    and let me go.
    Joe




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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JOE MACKEY on Wed Mar 31 14:00:00 2021
    Joe,

    Prolly figured you were trying to smuggle prescription drugs, or mary-jane,
    in
    to the country. :D

    Could be. :)

    Those 2 words were used quite a bit in the Looney Tunes cartoons. <G>

    One time Groucho Marx, before he was well known, was passing through customs and listed his occupation as "jewel smuggler".

    Well, I guess both sexes are jewel smugglers...the guys' are below the
    belt, and the women's are hidden higher up. <eg>

    What I don't understand is with all the wide open border between
    Canada and the US (and Mexico for a lot) why smugglers would pass
    through a customs area when there is plenty of open territory
    elsewhere?

    Logic?? :P

    Oh, I forget to mention yesterday till I sent my post.

    He's becoming.... ... ... ... ... ... ... I forget what the word is. <G>

    I was so tempted to say "No, except for the three Mexican midgets in
    the trunk" but for once wisely kept my mouth shut.

    Sounds like Calvin And Hobbes, telling the police officer about the dead
    body in the trunk. <G>

    They just checked my ID, looking around inside the car (standing outside) and let me go.

    The cop asks the redneck who he pulled over if he had any ID. The
    redneck replies "'Bout What??". <G>

    Daryl

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  • From JOE MACKEY@1:123/140 to DARYL STOUT on Thu Apr 1 05:59:08 2021
    Daryl wrote --

    The cop asks the redneck who he pulled over if he had any ID. The
    redneck replies "'Bout What??". <G>

    And then the blonde who's pulled over and the cop says according to her license she's supposed to wear glasses. She replies, But officer, I have contacts.
    He replied "I don't care who you know, you're supposed to wear glasses
    when driving".
    Once a few years I renewed my license and "failed" the eye test. I use readers with my contacts and it was noted I was to wear glasses and wanted
    so much to be stopped and repeat that line. Never was stopped.
    Joe
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JOE MACKEY on Thu Apr 1 08:37:00 2021
    Joe,

    The cop asks the redneck who he pulled over if he had any ID. The
    redneck replies "'Bout What??". <G>

    And then the blonde who's pulled over and the cop says according to
    her license she's supposed to wear glasses. She replies, But officer,
    I have contacts.
    He replied "I don't care who you know, you're supposed to wear
    glasses when driving".

    If the cop had been a blonde female, the blonde female driver would've
    handed her a makeup mirror instead of her drivers license. Then, the cop would've said "I didn't realize you were a police officer as well...I'm
    sorry for pulling you over. You can go on your way". <G>

    Once a few years I renewed my license and "failed" the eye test. I
    use readers with my contacts and it was noted I was to wear glasses and wanted so much to be stopped and repeat that line. Never was stopped.

    One time, I had gone in on my birthday, and they wanted me to take the
    vision test without my glasses. I told them that "it explicitly says 'corrective lenses' on here", and said "I have to have the glasses on for
    the vision test (they check vision ahead and peripheral vision). Another
    time, they were going to grant the license without that restriction, and
    I complained vociferously.

    Nowadays, I just need reading glasses...although I'm currently dealing
    with astigmatism in the right eye. At least my drivers license doesn't
    expire until 2027.

    Daryl

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  • From JOE MACKEY@1:123/140 to DARYL STOUT on Fri Apr 2 05:41:46 2021
    Daryl wrote --

    handed her a makeup mirror instead of her drivers license. Then, the cop would've said "I didn't realize you were a police officer as well...I'm sorry for pulling you over. You can go on your way". <G>

    Or, hey, you look just like me.

    One time, I had gone in on my birthday, and they wanted me to take the vision test without my glasses.

    I think DMV people are sometimes bored and just like to play with our
    minds.
    People complain about the DMV, but here I have never had any problems
    (other than the one time above) nor a long wait. I'm usually in and out in less than 30 minutes. Once it was 45 minutes but I happened to be there at the wrong time with lots of others.
    Joe
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JOE MACKEY on Fri Apr 2 18:21:00 2021
    Joe,

    Or, hey, you look just like me.

    She found her long lost twin sister. <G>

    I think DMV people are sometimes bored and just like to play with our minds.

    Garfield (the lasagna loving cat) noted 2 important truths, and I've seen these at the Revenue Offices:

    1) We shall do no work before it's nine (o'clock).

    2) People who don't believe the dead come back to life, should be here at quitting time.

    With the latter, once that door locks, they are on their own time...and
    they have to take care of everyone inside the building before they can go
    home.

    People complain about the DMV, but here I have never had any problems (other than the one time above) nor a long wait. I'm usually in and
    out in less than 30 minutes. Once it was 45 minutes but I happened to
    be there at the wrong time with lots of others.

    Some days, you can hit it just right.

    At least now, I can renew the tags online.

    I'm still waiting for the title on the first one I got after the wreck
    (that was traded, due to a parts shortage). I think they only have one
    person processing items for all 75 counties.

    Daryl

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  • From JOE MACKEY@1:123/140 to DARYL STOUT on Mon Apr 5 07:02:04 2021
    Daryl wrote --

    Garfield (the lasagna loving cat) noted 2 important truths, and I've seen these at the Revenue Offices:

    --snip--

    2) People who don't believe the dead come back to life, should be here at quitting time.

    In the summer of '96 I was a temp at the local Sears (RIP). The
    management had a nickname for the regular employees, Dragonflies.
    When they were to be working they were "dragging" but when it at quitting time they were "flying". :)
    Joe


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