• Good News And Bad News

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 29 00:05:42 2020
    From "Laughter Never Gets Old"...

    Good News and Bad News...

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    Good News: You baptized 7 people today in the river.

    Bad News: You lost 2 of them in the current.

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    Good News: The women's guild voted to send you a get-well card.

    Bad News: It passed 31 to 30.

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    Good News: The elder board accepted your job description the way you
    wrote it.

    Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search
    committee to find somebody capable of filling the position.

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    Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things
    the same way you do.

    Bad News: Everyone else in the choir quit.

    ***

    Good News: Mrs. Jones is wild about your sermons.

    Bad News: Mrs. Jones is also wild about "The Gong Show", "The 3 Stooges",
    and "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre".

    ***
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Mar 30 00:05:01 2021
    From "Laughter Never Gets Old"...

    Good News and Bad News...

    ***

    Good News: You baptized 7 people today in the river.

    Bad News: You lost 2 of them in the current.

    ***

    Good News: The women's guild voted to send you a get-well card.

    Bad News: It passed 31 to 30.

    ***

    Good News: The elder board accepted your job description the way you
    wrote it.

    Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search
    committee to find somebody capable of filling the position.

    ***

    Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things
    the same way you do.

    Bad News: Everyone else in the choir quit.

    ***

    Good News: Mrs. Jones is wild about your sermons.

    Bad News: Mrs. Jones is also wild about "The Gong Show", "The 3 Stooges",
    and "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre".

    ***
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757.2 to Daryl Stout on Tue Mar 30 10:41:38 2021
    From "Laughter Never Gets Old"...

    Good News and Bad News...

    Funny stuff from your church bulletin?

    More good news bad news:

    Good:
    The postman's early
    Bad:
    He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
    Worse:
    You gave him nothing for Christmas
    -=-
    Bro, I got good news and bad news
    Jus
    t gimme the good news bro.
    The air bags in your car worked perfectly.
    -=-
    Wife: I got good news, dear.
    Husband: Wut?
    Wife: The airbags in our car work.
    -=-
    Bad news: a message in German sent 110 years ago by homing pigeon was just found.
    Worse news: it was an acceptance letter to art school.
    -=-
    Doctor: “I have some bad news and some good news.”
    Me: “What’s the bad news doc?”

    Doctor: “I have to amputate your left foot.”

    Me: “What’s the good news?”

    Doctor: “You are going to start the new year on the right foot.”

    Your friend,

    <+]:{)}
    Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jun 30 00:04:03 2021
    From "Laughter Never Gets Old"...

    Good News and Bad News...

    ***

    Good News: You baptized 7 people today in the river.

    Bad News: You lost 2 of them in the current.

    ***

    Good News: The women's guild voted to send you a get-well card.

    Bad News: It passed 31 to 30.

    ***

    Good News: The elder board accepted your job description the way you
    wrote it.

    Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search
    committee to find somebody capable of filling the position.

    ***

    Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things
    the same way you do.

    Bad News: Everyone else in the choir quit.

    ***

    Good News: Mrs. Jones is wild about your sermons.

    Bad News: Mrs. Jones is also wild about "The Gong Show", "The 3 Stooges",
    and "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre".

    ***
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)