• Breast Milk Advantages

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Aug 25 00:05:41 2020
    Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
    The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth
    70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to
    think of seven advantages. He wrote:

    1. It is perfect formula for the child.

    2. It provides immunity against several diseases.

    3. It is always the right temperature.

    4. It is inexpensive.

    5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

    6. It is always available as needed.

    And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before
    the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...

    7. It comes in 2 cute containers.

    He got an A.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jul 28 00:04:23 2021
    Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
    The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth
    70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to
    think of seven advantages. He wrote:

    1. It is perfect formula for the child.

    2. It provides immunity against several diseases.

    3. It is always the right temperature.

    4. It is inexpensive.

    5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

    6. It is always available as needed.

    And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before
    the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...

    7. It comes in 2 cute containers.

    He got an A.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)