Hello Bj”rn,
.. toilet paper and what else? ;-)
Sigh!
You wouldn't understand.
What's with this weird US toilet paper obsession?
Well, I'll try to explain. The best way I can. It's like this.
Different types for different folks. Po' folks get the scratchy
kind. You know, the cheap stuff. Very smooth, never quite gets
it all out. Know what I mean? Gotta keep using it and using it
until you either run out or your hiny gets too raw to take any
more. Rich folks get the plush stuff that feels really good,
that only they can afford.
Whenever there is a cricies of any kind, they all storm to the nearby supermarket and fights like their lives depended on it, emptying the shelves as fast as possible.
I have seen this. Many times. Even when there is no reason,
people keep doing it. This is what makes them happy. Keep their
hinies happy. Before others deny them from being able to.
It simply makes no sense to me.
Why should it make sense? You're a Swede.
I am being totally serious here, making nothing up.
A major paper company built a huge plant (in the shape of a
geodesic dome) right by the Mississippi River Bridge in Baton
Rouge, Louisiana. All the trees that could be chopped down in
a four hundred square mile area were chopped down, and made
into toilet paper. Once all the trees had been chopped down,
the company laid off all the workers. And then came the novel
coronavirus. All the former employees then had to sell their
houses because they had no jobs and not enough savings to
pay their mortgages. But rich folks got all the plush toilet
paper they could ever want.
But then again, I have a bid‚ at home and uses about one roll of toilet paper per year -- usually used up by foreign visitors who prefer
spreading
their shit around between their buttocks with a handful of paper rather than washing it away with the bid‚.
There are no big trees left in the USA. Except those in national
forests, where they are protected. What that means is there are no
longer any big beams and timbers that can be used to build houses
with.
Does Sweden still have a forest? A real forest with big trees?
The USA used to. Once upon a time. Canada is trying to join the
USA in that department, but has not quite gotten there yet.
Quite a cultural difference, I'd say...?
You don't know what you are missing. Wiping your own ass with
plush toilet paper is a luxury, and a most thrilling experience.
Even more erotic than sex for some folks.
--Lee
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