Hello Everybody,

With the stay at home order in place I have had a lot of free time
on my hands. Far too much than I know what to do with. However, this
has given me a rare opportunity to do some experimenting.

Have you ever wanted to look like Donald J. Trump?
Or at least make it appear to look like Donald J. Trump?
Well, aside from putting on the extra pounds needed to
look like him, I have found the next best thing -

The perfect shade of orange makeup.

Admittedly, this did take me some time to figure out which
shade works best. Not knowing a whole lot about makeup, that
meant getting help from those who do. So thank you all the
beautiful women in the world who helped me out.

Looking at clips of Donald J. Trump, it appears he has makeup on
top of tanning. Not really sure. What kind of gives it away is the
oxidized bronzer around his hairline. Like a kindergartner did it.

Anyway, back to the perfect shade of orange.

Bronx Colors la Swiss (a Swiss brand) is the Boosting Hydrating
Concealer in orange is the shade that should be used if you want
to make yourself a body double of Donald J. Trump - although I
suggest you do so without adding the pounds that go with it.

Remember that. Bronx Colors' orange makeup used by Trump is "BHC06"

Slather it on your face.
Impress your entire audience.
Show them who you really are.

Just be sure not to look into the mirror, else you scare yourself
to death.

--Lee

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If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.

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