Hello Everybody,

As all know in this forum, I never lie -

A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that
we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he
is looking for a job."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we took part
of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for
a job."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a
man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for
a job."

The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few years
ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made
him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"

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