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  • Resident Evil

    From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to All on Sat Mar 14 19:31:17 2020
    Hello Everybody,

    Hey, remember Racoon City from Resident Evil?
    I mean, who could ever forget? Anyway, I noticed
    something truly evil about that movie. Actually,
    the entire series -

    Corona virus is an anagram from Racoon virus.

    Go ahead. Unscramble the letters for yourself.

    CORONA is an anagram for RACOON.

    But that is not all.

    CORONAVIRUS = CARNIVOROUS

    Try that on for size.

    There is more.

    The Umbrella Corp logo from Resident Evil games is an UMBRELLA.
    A red and white umbrella. Go ahead. Check it out.

    The Bao Hu San Biotech lab in Shanghai has a logo.
    Bao Hu San is Chinese for UMBRELLA.
    Guess what its logo is? That's right. An umbrella.
    A red and white umbrella.

    The company responsible for world wide biological outbreaks,
    both real and imagined, is the same.

    RIP

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  • From Kurt Weiske@1:218/700 to Lee Lofaso on Sat Mar 14 16:03:52 2020
    Re: Resident Evil
    By: Lee Lofaso to All on Sat Mar 14 2020 07:31 pm

    Hey, remember Racoon City from Resident Evil?
    I mean, who could ever forget? Anyway, I noticed
    something truly evil about that movie. Actually,
    the entire series -

    It's spelled "Raccoon City" in the movies.

    Corona virus is an anagram from Racoon virus.

    Go ahead. Unscramble the letters for yourself.

    See above.

    CORONA is an anagram for RACOON.

    See above.

    But that is not all.

    Oh, holy hell.

    CORONAVIRUS = CARNIVOROUS

    Try that on for size.

    Fits a little tight in the shoulders.

    There is more.

    Do tell!
    The Umbrella Corp logo from Resident Evil games is an UMBRELLA.
    A red and white umbrella. Go ahead. Check it out.

    The Bao Hu San Biotech lab in Shanghai has a logo.
    Bao Hu San is Chinese for UMBRELLA.

    Are you sure it's not an UMBRELA?
    Guess what its logo is? That's right. An umbrella.
    A red and white umbrella.

    Glad we cleared that up.

    The company responsible for world wide biological outbreaks,
    both real and imagined, is the same.

    Except that Bao Hu San is in Shanghai, not Wuhan.

    Snopes covered all of this.
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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Kurt Weiske on Sun Mar 15 22:37:18 2020
    Hello Kurt,

    Hey, remember Racoon City from Resident Evil?
    I mean, who could ever forget? Anyway, I noticed
    something truly evil about that movie. Actually,
    the entire series -

    It's spelled "Raccoon City" in the movies.

    Please forgive my spelling. I was drinking Corona beer at the time.

    Corona virus is an anagram from Racoon virus.

    Go ahead. Unscramble the letters for yourself.

    See above.

    Having too much Corona can really scramble things up.

    CORONA is an anagram for RACOON.

    See above.

    See there? I did it again.

    But that is not all.

    Oh, holy hell.

    There is nothing holy about Vampires and Werewolves,
    although some of them think they are.

    CORONAVIRUS = CARNIVOROUS

    Try that on for size.

    Fits a little tight in the shoulders.

    Definitely not for vegans or vegetarians.

    There is more.

    Do tell!

    I wouldn't want to disappoint you. Or anyone else.

    The Umbrella Corp logo from Resident Evil games is an UMBRELLA.
    A red and white umbrella. Go ahead. Check it out.

    The Bao Hu San Biotech lab in Shanghai has a logo.
    Bao Hu San is Chinese for UMBRELLA.

    Are you sure it's not an UMBRELA?

    My name is Lee! I know kung fu!
    Not like that other guy whose name was Li!

    Guess what its logo is? That's right. An umbrella.
    A red and white umbrella.

    Glad we cleared that up.

    Time for another Corona ...

    The company responsible for world wide biological outbreaks,
    both real and imagined, is the same.

    Except that Bao Hu San is in Shanghai, not Wuhan.

    Please do not tell me Corona beer is made by Bao Hu San ...

    Snopes covered all of this.

    Corona beer must have been on sale at half price for a reason ...

    --Lee

    --
    Everybody Loves Our Buns

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  • From Mickey@1:249/307.1 to Lee Lofaso on Sun Mar 15 19:44:57 2020
    I know Judo, Karate, Ju Jitsu, Kung Foo, and about 12 other Japanese words.

    Mick

    ... Three out of two people are Dyslexic.
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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to Mickey on Mon Mar 16 06:47:50 2020
    I know Judo, Karate, Ju Jitsu, Kung Foo, and about 12 other Japanese
    words.

    I think at least one, perhaps two, aren't Japanese.

    \%/@rd

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  • From mark lewis@1:3634/12 to Ward Dossche on Mon Mar 16 08:19:33 2020
    Re: Re: Resident Evil
    By: Ward Dossche to Mickey on Mon Mar 16 2020 06:47:50


    I know Judo, Karate, Ju Jitsu, Kung Foo, and about 12 other Japanese
    words.

    I think at least one, perhaps two, aren't Japanese.

    KnowYourMeme<tm> ;) LUL


    )\/(ark
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